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 Maybe not all of you heard about this simple LN app:  @Walletano

I just wrote a presentation guide for you, so you would know about.
It can be used in both ways: custodial and self-custodial.

I found it quite useful if you are on-the-go and/or you want a non-KYC way to swap sats between LN<-->onchain and/or manage your node liquidity with a temporary wallet to park some liquidity.

Hey noobs, looking for an easy way to start stacking sats? Please give it attention:
https://darth-coin.github.io/wallets/getting-started-walletano-en.html 
 no idea what kind of swap they use. I just test it and be aware is not supporting to swap to taproot addresses.
But works pretty smooth, if you want a quick solution to manage excess liquidity. 
 On my personal computer, I input my mnemonic while using chantools to recover funds.  At one poin... 
 Congrats!
I see no problem with that. The seed is used only to decrypt your wallet locally. Nothing goes outside.

When I use chaintools, I usually construct all the commands first into a text file, carefully selecting the commands and input data. 
So will not be errors when is executed.
Chaintools is a life saving tool, I wonder when we will have it integrated into more LND frontends like Zeus, Blixt, Thunderhub, Breez etc for easy recovery by the user. 
 Due to lack of time and resources I'd be willing to part with nostr.eu and nostr.uk for a serious... 
 I heard that Christine Lagarde is interested in nostr.eu 😄  
 Example: 

"total_limbo_balance":  "21138081",
    "pending_open_channels":  [],
    "pending_clo... 
 Did you tried to restart your LN node? Usually when you restart it trigger the sweep operation from that multisig (force closing).

If not, then the last chance is using chaintools https://node-recovery.com/ 
 funny thing: you can go down the stairs with 12 words and nobody will know it 😄  
 BlackBerry was one of the most private devices out there, they even adapted a great architecture ... 
 Very good the movie Blackberry (2023)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kdIV11r0-8 
 Could it be that all the obsession with self-custody comes not from the fact that every single sa... 
 I don't like pussies, especially in Bitcoinlandia.

https://i.postimg.cc/PJ4XgMrP/bitcoiners-money-transmitter.jpg 
 Mastering LN wallets also means to use them as a decoy...
But padawans cannot imagine this power. They are blinded by influencers. 
 The Omen VI nostr:note1n7wnyuced9pr6gmm44n6pugx8em87vs2r9wxmr8kmtzcd9nd38gsnsukez 
 Thinking about it in retrospect for as long as I have been in Bitcoin I have never bought a shitc... 
 You are just a normal guy 😄 
All the rest are retarded. 
 You know what we do with wifes that didn't listen, right?
😂😂😂😂

https://m.primal.net/LjAi.png  
 It's sus to me how cheap vpns are

Looking at my own costs for hosting and bandwidth, seems like ... 
 and some of them are free 
 Clients should charge for reactions. 
Each thumb or heart should be a zap.
We don't zap enough 
 How many times I have to repeat this meme until more bitcoiners will understand it?

https://i.postimg.cc/zX2ZDQD1/vader-sovereign-adoption.jpg

I even wrote an entire guide about it
https://darth-coin.github.io/general/natural-law-bitcoin-en.html 
 You can't fight communism and tyranny from the comfort of a sofa and a nice life.
You will never fight it like that because you will never understand what really is FREEDOM. 
 My cat is in love....

https://i.postimg.cc/65qH37LH/Leia-BTC-fire.jpg
#catstr #memes #cats 
 tiktokers don't know how to play this amazing game 
 I have some reluctance towards ARK and Spark, they add a lot of complexity and Lightning is alrea... 
 NEVER FORGET WHO IS LIGHTSPARK!

https://m.primal.net/Hqxn.jpg 

Here is my always warning...

https://i.postimg.cc/sXmH6BvR/vader-power-dark-side.jpg 
 That's why you have the vigilant Darthcoin 😄  
 Investigate WHO is behind Lightspark... then you will find out the truth. 
 Hey all those "Trump ass kissing" and any other politician shills?
Remember this 4 years ago?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVfgYJwoVZg

Please stop shilling politicians. THEY ALL LIE TO YOU! 
 When SHTF and governments start cracking down on all #bitcoin holders, labeling them as terrorist... 
 https://m.primal.net/Kxop.jpg 

btw... in one of my guides there are 12 words from a wallet seed. 
 Is it linked to nostr zaps too? 
 I would not be surprised if that door will open towards exterior so they just had to pull it nicely.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 
 https://i.postimg.cc/MZFBpdcQ/darth-voting.jpg

https://i.postimg.cc/fyzJNNsJ/darth-capital-gains.jpg

BTW Tether is just "manipulation machine", only smoke and mirros. Tether is the precursor of CBDC, they will not let it to slip away from their hands.

>Tether caused the price of Bitcoin to fall $2,000 USD

So what? Another tether FUD? I wish BTC price will go to 1k so all the fiat maxis will sell all their BTC.
MORE SATS FOR ME.

https://i.postimg.cc/Pq2RW6LS/darth_weak-brave.jpg 
 The WSJ is being investigated by the SEC for market manipulation? 

nostr:note1q696sz2qhzz58rcpek... 
 yeah "nothing to see here, move away".
Do not look here, look the other way. 
 If they go after Tether it will be a major blow to the industry, all the machinery is being set i... 
 Will be only smoke and mirrors.
Tether is their biggest scam and will not let it slip away like that.
Tether = precursor of CBDC 
 Officially retired (from fiat world). What should I do now? nostr:note124t5k6xgdda4p02kxmd602umtp... 
 Dedicate your life to more Bitcoin adoption.
I mean REAL adoption not bullshit crap ETFs and neo-banks.
Merchants that accept directly your BTC. 
 Had a bunch of lightning payment failures trying to buy stuff from merchants in Lugano with Zeus ... 
 Try to increase the fee and you will see the magic. MPP is more expensive than regular payment. 
 Pilots dropping like flies.
Good luck travelling in a plane.
WHERE ARE NOW ALL THOSE IDIOTS SCREAMING TO GET THE JAB?

https://video.nostr.build/e5a2cefcbac73c9665643ba19f27cd203a54ab3b38806cdb4240d172dde66e08.mp4 
 You are irrelevant. Go get your boosters 
 Please stay away. I don't want jabbed NPCs around me. 
 😂😂😂😂😂 you are giving your opinion if you don't want to know what an lsp is, conver... 
 LOL monero bois are totaly clueless of how LN works
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 
 Conditional acceptance

"I will gladly pay that tax if you can show me any contract I signed and agree to pay you that amount in exchange for what services?"

Any letter received from any gov tax agency will be returned with a stamp like this:

https://m.primal.net/Lfzi.png  
 This book will be a better best seller than CIA's "Softwar" book... 
 The nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 translator count has mo... 
 sir, with so many new features and new item keys, not even translators can keep up with that.
But keep them busy 😄  
 My Bitcoin price predictions:

2024 = 58k
2025 = 58k
2030 = 58k
2040 = 58k
2050 = 58k
2140 = 58k 
 Bitcoin is the most stable stablecoin.
Meanwhile the so called stablecoins pegged to fiat are going down in value LOL 
 58k gang is taking care.
ALWAYS 
 Another thing I want to add to this.

People should start valuing their labor and products in sats.
Saying that a beer cost 1200 sats ($1) or something like that, it means you are still "pegged" to fiat world, because you are always go back and make the fiat conversion of your sats.

I'll give an example how I do it.
I do some work, during a week. All fine.
But when I am about to make the invoice to the client, first I calculate in sats: (not in fiat)
- how many hours I've spent doing that work
- how much energy, materials, consumables etc to do that work
- calculate how many sats were spent per hour or per day and the total cost in sats
- add a 1-5% to the final cost, as being my research, previous time spend to learn
- add a 25-30% as profit
- then make the invoice in sats. No matter how much is the BTC/USD

That's how you will find out that Bitcoin IS the ultimate stablecoin!
STOP THINKING IN FIAT.
START EARNING IN SATS

https://i.postimg.cc/D0x3bVXJ/darth-beer-stable.jpg 
 FUCK MONERO SHITCOIN! 
 Instead of wasting time making that app, spend that time and energy into onboarding merchants and you will have for sure all the prices displayed in sats.
😂😂😂 
 You should be really careful dropping invite links with sats all around.
Shitcoienrs will assmilk you like hell for nothing.
Invite links are to be given PERSONALLY to specific people not to random shitcoiners. 
 Is “democracy” now a code word for marxism? 

Your take. 

#asknostr 
 insert <always has been> meme 
 "Proof of work is not simply an inefficient alternative to existing payment systems, but the only... 
 I have a simple rule:
NEVER debate / bargain with shitcoiners, govs, banksters and statists.
Is pointless. Useless.

Also never negotiate with TERRORISTS (ECB/FED/IMF).
FUCK'EM'ALL