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 Shout-out to my DNA that prioritizes losing hair on my head and growing it in my ears, just amazi... 
 Hope your balls are doing better 🙏 
 My dog just looked at me and barked 75 basis pts. 
So weird.   How the fuck would he know.  He’... 
 Macrodog  
 GM purple doesn't exist. 
 NVK woke up and chose violence  
 the water bottles gym bros use these days are getting comically large  
 Small dick vibes  
 it feels like the universe wants me to succeed at the things I’ve been attempting lately, it’... 
 The more you give, the more you receive. Hope all your wishes come true!  
 Good morning ₿loomers 🐸🌺 
 Good morning, keep blooming mr node 🫂💜🤙 
 Poor boy, why is he in jail? 
 I think that growl means he demands to see his lawer 😄 
 Let’s celebrate our Nostr integration with some eGifts today 🎉

Add your npub to Boardwalk a... 
 Please define eGift  
 Cool, npub added. 🤙 
 Gm,

this weekend I learned the greatest dessert is a shot of espresso with vanilla ice cream  
 Love it. Italians call it affogato. 
 Posting or commenting with fitting, clever, or custom memes is a pretty good indicator that you... 
 Pickleball was invented by bad athletes that just couldn’t handle the pure physical perfection ... 
 Pickleball is tennis for idiots  
 👀
nostr:nevent1qqst2l9dzl4aakj9fxz202jk278vylha98lzwn9qakx89kh3y56rzugpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuer... 
 NO CAP ODELL IS SEXY AF  
 #NostrMemes Sponsored Contests Are Back!

This Weekend’s Contest is sponsored by our frens nost... 
 And a cap too  
 Good morning frens 🐸 
 Gm. Hope you you have a great weekend 🫂 
 Tell me the story of your bitcoin journey in 5 lines or less. 

Best story wins 100k sats. 
 LESS THAN 200 YEARS AGO OVER 400K PEOPLE WALKED ACROSS AMERICA TO BUILD A BETTER LIFE BUT YOU THI... 
 WHINY BABIES GONNA WHINE, BUILDERS GONNA BUILD. 🫂💜🤙 
 Morning mr node. Honey badger dgaf. 😄🫂 
 Ever since starting hormones, I haven’t been feeling like myself. It’s been almost a month si... 
 Nostr misses you. Get better soon. 🫂 
 I would like to issue a public open invitation to nostr:npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnq... 
 Rod Palmer is a rock star nostr:nprofile1qqs2dg3dtrdkwz0gr3t3wenahm3dmwkzy3y9whdtlyh5kvxxacgjnugpzamhxue69uhky6t5vdhkjmn9wgh8xmmrd9skctcpz4mhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejqz9nhwden5te0v4jx2m3wdehhxarj9ekxzmny9uv9aj7n 
 Anybody watch the Netflix show Arcane?

I ignored it for years since video game adoptions into ot... 
 Fallout is pretty good too  
 This is the first note of the rest of my life where I won't be able to tell if it's real or not. ... 
 Right sounds don't match the piano keys  
 True. The dog's howling seems real though. I guess they harmonically arranged the recording later. 
 Gm

Still don't have my bitaxes, this is a bad omen to my odds of finding a block with them 
 Gm, perhaps they're being dismantled as we speak.  
 Gm node fuck the bots 🫂💜🤙 
 Hum... what's the number of nuts that will force me to code a Nut wallet into Amethyst. 🤔 😎...