@efa2e20e ok I will go on a diet, and try to live longer..... you must promise you will come with me in the twilight to meet the dawn. It might take a couple of times, you know clouds and such.
@60d98082@3f8723ab if there was only a "GORGEOUS" device everyone could wear, we wouldn't have this problem. We would know exactly how many people hadn't paid their bill and still had a beating heart. @d7af9dea
@0fb32fbe my first 10,000 sunrises I was still up for. I started doing Rock shows, in the clubs in the '80s. You know like when Motley Crue was in the clubs
@0fb32fbe yeah I had nothing to do with making of the t-shirts, they made a Facebook page, the name of the incident was Chansky's, which was a fictitious bar and love den.
Very long story short. One of the bar managers, asked me, "how the fuck did you pick those two up" I replied "just by chanceski" the one had owned the bar in Philly, and was being robbed at gunpoint, and I came in, and broke up the robbery by clubbing one of the assailants with a steel stool nearly to death.
@0fb32fbe I didn't tell him the part about the robbery. I just said by "chanceski" he spent 3 months looking for that bar "Chansky's" then any fucking ask somebody where it was.
@0fb32fbe nothing over $30, everything is top quality. It's a long story, but it's a service industry restaurant for service industry people, some of my best Monday and Tuesday nights in my life. Tonight the Bartender was wearing a T-shirt, made to memorialize a legendary night I had with 2 of the hottest Playboy models ever. She had no idea I was in Philadelphia and was thru the roof with joy when she saw me.
@0349076e@f1866aef it is impossible to outrun a shoe that can be thrown around the corner, with deadly accuracy. And do you think I'm some kind of fool? Do you think in any way I would have challenged her? You were sadly mistaken sir!
@0349076e@f1866aef she wants through a shoe at me, as I ran through the living room and made it to the safety of the hall, and sure as shit that's you went around the corner and drew blood above my right eye. I learned that day that God was on her side.
@0349076e once that lip is bit it is all over. And all but 1% of the Jews in Sicily were genocided when the pope put a moratorium on them. Our people survived living on the side of Mount Rosa, where the Derosa's are from. They survived, by pouring boiling oil down the side of the Hill on any of the raiders that tried to siege them. And as soon as their sailors could get off the island, they came to the New World, you got pockets of Sicilians, in places like Tabor City, North Carolina.
@0349076e Daddy, was a physicist, I always say, mama was a 5'2 Sicilian Jew, Daddy was 6'4 and scared. Ain't no Sicilians in the world scarier than a coastal Carolina Redneck Jew.
@0349076e truthfully every time I read one of you stupid post, it reminds me of her. She was a hoot, she would loved your curation of redneck/hillbilly humor. She was kind of lady that would show up, to a costume party in street clothes but with three or four teeth blacked out.
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