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 @e68d8ac4 CA-CAWWWW!!! 
 @0fb32fbe my Favorite Restaurant in Philadelphia. 
 @e68d8ac4 Philly's a great town. What's the name of the restaurant? 
 @0fb32fbe North 3rd

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 @e68d8ac4 Nice! Putting it on The List. 
 @0fb32fbe everything used to be under $20, it's not that way anymore but they still crush it. It was my corner bar for 20 some years. 
 @0fb32fbe those Thai Chili Wings, are on the menu just for me. 
 @0fb32fbe nothing over $30, everything is top quality. It's a long story, but it's a service industry restaurant for service industry people, some of my best Monday and Tuesday nights in my life. Tonight the Bartender was wearing a T-shirt, made to memorialize a  legendary night I had with 2 of the hottest Playboy models ever.  She had no idea I was in Philadelphia and was thru the roof with joy when she saw me. 
 @e68d8ac4 The joy of being a Regular. I will check this place out in our future travels. Thank you. 
 @0fb32fbe yeah I had nothing to do with making of the t-shirts, they made a Facebook page, the name of the incident was Chansky's, which was a fictitious bar and love den.

Very long story short. One of the bar managers, asked me, "how the fuck did you pick those two up" I replied "just by chanceski" the one had owned the bar in Philly, and was being robbed at gunpoint, and I came in, and broke up the robbery by clubbing one of the assailants with a steel stool nearly to death. 
 @e68d8ac4 @0fb32fbe this is fantastic 
 @e68d8ac4 I've had a few steel stools in my time. I will remember this tactic for future reference. 
 @e68d8ac4 These are interesting revelations from the Sultan of Sunrise Surf. 
 @0fb32fbe my first 10,000 sunrises I was still up for. I started doing Rock shows, in the clubs in the '80s. You know like when Motley Crue was in the clubs 
 @0fb32fbe I didn't tell him the part about the robbery. I just said by "chanceski" he spent 3 months looking for that bar "Chansky's"  then any fucking ask somebody where it was. 
 @e68d8ac4 @0fb32fbe "fried local fluke"....fish tails? 
 @f1866aef @0fb32fbe NJ Fluke is in Season. Local has to be within 100 miles. 
 @e68d8ac4 @0fb32fbe a fluke is a fish tail...what does it mean locally?

https://www.britannica.com/science/fluke-whale-anatomy