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fedddaff | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @0349076e @f1866aef it is impossible to outrun a shoe that can be thrown around the corner, with deadly accuracy. And do you think I'm some kind of fool? Do you think in any way I would have challenged her? You were sadly mistaken sir!
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Sir HillBilly Whisperer | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @e68d8ac4 @f1866aef I used the f word one morning when she tried to wake me up. Next thing, I was flying across the room, with my dad saying, "What did you say to your mama?" Found out that my 17 year old ass wasn't as tough as I thought i was!