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 I don't know if this is a cautionary sign, or encouragement to keep the climate change grift going.  
 Holy fuck. I want to visit Portugal now. Didn't before, but I do now. 
 Death would be upon me if I did this. Lol 
 Looks like a cow, a moose, and a snow hare got drunk and had a threesome. This is the result.  
 When you understand the game you don't panic.

So invest your time and effort in understanding th... 
 Can you elaborate? 
 Trying to put myself as the man in this situation. I'm kind of scared, but also a little aroused.

Here is how I see it playing out:

They start fighting.

My girl wins. Sweet she is going to get a foot rub and the fucking of a lifetime that night. 

My girl loses. I now have to shoot this girl in both feet with my sidearm. Drag my girl to safety and call the paramedics.

Neither girl wins. They stop midfight. Start negotiating terms for a 3 way marriage as a lady's compromise.  
 I don't know why,  but seeing hip bones on skinny girls is a big turn off. Almost as bad as having no ass.  
 She decided to allow it to expire. Bitch they didn't need your permission in the first place! No one had to follow this order either, or any others like it, because they are unconstitutional. 

Either way. Glad the charade is over and this evil power hungry twat can go to hell where she belongs with the rest of her political friends.  
 Do you remember when we could afford different cheeses? The most exotic cheese I can afford now i... 
 I feel your pain. I just wish I could afford my favorite cheese (Cave Aged Gruyere), or have a real nice big fucking grass fed flat iron steak again. 

Best I can hope for is prepackaged swiss cheese slices and a pound of stew meat. 

God the Greater Depression we are all going through is really fucking depressing sometimes. 
 
 Why do nothing, but peddle porn on Nostr all day long? There is so much more meaningful positive things you could he doing with your life right now. Seize the day and put your dick away.  
 If you could visualize what the Statist mind virus does to a person's Mind and Body, it would loo... 
 Finally!!! They took the ai video filters off.  
 this note is trending on my own nostr algorithm that I'm developing

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 Where do you find information on how to develop a Nostr type algorithm? 
 That is not actual food in the literal sense.  
 at this point, we’re not actually fighting climate change. We’re negotiating a surrender and ... 
 You may be negotiating a surrender. However I assure you humanity as a whole isn't. There aren't as many cowards as you think. The tides are turning. More people are waking up to the climate change grift. 

The smell of justice cooking is in the air. May not be now, or tomorrow, but someday soon we will collectively look back at these times as the height of evil. How humanity woke up and reversed our course towards total slavery and destruction. Back to the age of peaceful Renaissance. With a rebirth of the human mind, heart, and soul.   
 He is talking, but nobody is home. It was like watching animatronics of retarded senior citizens at senile world. 

None of them could physically comprehend the words coming out of his mouth. Quite frightening actually. It was like seeing one notch above a literal liberal brain dead zombies.  
 Fuck you. Bullshit lying sack of propaganda shit. Stop promoting poisoning our children.  
 Not even sure what that is, but I'm sure it's nothing a few good disguises, a good fake accent, and a little bit of practice can't fix.  
 Maybe it is a wake up call for the dad. Stop wasting your money on a college. Just like high school. Will probably do more harm than good to your kids. Not teaching you the life skills to get a good job and be a fully functioning adult. 

Lesson for today just drop out of college, opt out school loan debt slavery, and acquire some real life experience instead. 

Maybe look into apprenticeships and self education courses that offer certifications. This will make you infinitely better off in life.  
 Where do I buy bitcoin with a credit card and no kyc? 
 Thank you kindly! 
 Should I create a new Nostr account dedicated to me creating artwork of my wild and crazy day dreams with hopes for making a living through bitcoin zaps of appreciation?

First person to respond to this will have unlocked the achievement of inspiring someone to do great things.  
 Its called newpipe and freetube. Both are free and open source. They eliminate all ads from YouTube already. Hopefully no one is dumb enough to actually buy this subscription to evil. 
 Not gonna lie. This kinda does it for me. Lol 
 Sincerely. Step away from the computer. No more politics for you. Your comprehension level of what is going on and who you are really promoting is embarrassing. The irony is you don't understand how politics, or this world really works. 

Go outside. Enjoy life. Learn more. Namaste. 
 Bless your heart. *pats you on the head*

Have a wonderful life.  
 Explains why I live where I do now. 
 Sincerely. Step away from the computer. No more politics for you. Your comprehension level of what is going on and who you are really promoting is embarrassing. The irony is you don't understand how politics, or this world really works. 

Go outside. Enjoy life. Learn more. Namaste. 
 I can't smile. Your leaning on my brand new car. Just got a hot wax and good buffing too. Get off before you scratch the paint and ding it.  
 The absolute irony of posting this horrible meme will probably never be revealed to you.  
 Oh we are here. Just not many of us are left. The ones that are have become accustomed to being censored, or have taken up heavy drinking as a hobby to combat suffering through world stupidity. 
 Not really. I could use some new clothes. Some of them are starting to look like swiss cheese.  
 Kumala 2024!
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 Sounds like my perpetually drunk aunt.  
 So far this week:

Wife texted me on her way home from appointment, asked if I was available for ... 
 Congratulations!!! 
 Here is how they work properly. You place your vote. The system administrator remotely connects into the voting machine. Asses who you voted for. Then switch your vote to another candidate if it is determined you voted for the wrong one. 

This is for your own safety. It is a feature. Not a bug. Certainly not how most modern day elections are stolen either.

Paper voting. Require IDs. No mail in votes. Hand counted and verified by independent volunteers. Anything less is insecure and unacceptable. 

Fuck voting machines! 
 Have you ever gotten so fed up with the world and longed for a community at the same time that starting your own town out in the mountains of nowhere didn't seem like such a crazy idea? 
 It needs more nitrogen. Try using some fox farms organic grow big nutrients for vegative growth and big bloom for when it flowers into tomatoes.