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 From one dude who has fucked around with his lungs over weed way too much over 20+ years. 

Please don't smoke stupid shit like this. You only have one set of lungs in your life. Don't count on a transplant to bail you out. 

If you are out of smoking accessories then mcguyver up a bong, widdle a pipe, maybe get motivated to go to the gas station and pick up a pack of organic hemp papers. Anything but smoking a fucking onion peel. Not cool.


 
 Dream on
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 Based on their posts they've clocked out of reality a long time ago. If they are an actual person and not an ai. Their perception of reality only exists within dreams now.  
 People are shitting their pants about new Gladiator movie but I just watched the trailer and was ... 
 I don't comprehend why people watch movies and TV anymore. You can't even escape to another reality, because they are shittier to watch than this one now. 
 This is going to be some shitty weed dude. 

You don't speed dry weed and expect to get good quality end product. This is going to smoke harshly and taste like shit. 

You DEFINETELY don't speed dry using a fucking bitcoin miner, or anything except some drying racks and a fan on a low setting. Then move them into mason jars for curing and burbing for at least 3-6 weeks minimum. 

God knows what sort of other chemicals you are introducing into your weed by doing this either. Computer equipment contains lead and other harmful industrial chemicals such as BPA in plastics. Which will be exerted into the air and pushed through the flower. 

Before you smoke any of this potentially now cancer ridden flowers. Please for the love of god get them tested at a lab first. I am being sincere and genuine in trying to save your life and lungs.  
 Yup don't care what you think. Knowledge and years of state licensed professional medical cannabis production are on my side. 

Just trying to save a life. Not pay to help people confirm their mistakes.  
 Do a basic web search in your local area. I'm not playing fucking child level logical fallacy games with you. I'm an adult. I have been on the internet long enough to know not to play them.

Either way I am done. I've made my peace here. My message had nothing to do with you.

They either take my advice which is based on logic and reason. By self verifying the quality through testing to ensure they aren't smoking contaminated plant material. Or they don't and play Russian roulette with their lungs after every bowl they smoke. 

A smart person would play it safe. Be absolutely that they arent smoking something dangerous to their health. Even for home grows getting a lab test for your batches is a wise idea. This ensures there isn't a contamination and you learn vital quality details too. 

A person who does not know anything about professional quality safe cannabis production (you), or simply has no fucks to give (also you) wouldn't. 

I'm not their parent. Just their guardian angel trying to save their ass by letting them know about the care about to hit them. You are the devil on the other shoulder saying there is no car whatsoever.

Its up to them to listen to their intuition and  step out of the way, or potentially take a life threatening hit to their one and only body.  
 Pardon the spelling mistakes. I'm tired. I'm done. Good the fuck luck.  
 No one that still has a functioning brain is remotely dumb enough to do this here.

How about you fuck right off of Nostr instead?

Have a wonderful day.  
 I swear to fuck.

Stop being so complacent to retarded ideas. 

You are not a sheep. You are a person.

Start listening to your gut. Not an agenda.

Those who you admire are bullshitting you.

Time to wake up now. No more sleeping.

Take responsibility for acquiring knowledge. 

Self verify anything that interests you. 

Only you can end the slavery of your mind. 

Only you can make the effort required for positive change in your own life. 

Start now. Today. No more excuses.  
 Notice:

I have no political affiliation. 

I do loath one political party more than another.

I believe one party is made up of around 50% good decent Americans. The other half are absolute traitors.

If it seems like I tend to defend one poltical party over the other. Do not take this as a political endorsement. For it absolutely isn't.

It is just the political equivalent of not letting people beat up on special needs kids in public.

That is all. 
 Maybe you were told to start placing the seed of doubt on a very real situation. To confuse others on what is really happening. Either by choice, ignorancr, or by service to another for a price. 
 Imagine being any color other than white and thinking that when republicans talk about mass depor... 
 They are talking about people who have invaded our country illegally. Doesn't matter what their skin color, or nationality is. They are a drain on our resources, are responsible for an rapid influx of crime, and the detoriation of our small towns. As well as big cities.

This isnt a republican, or democrat issue. Jt is an American issue. All illegal aliens must be deported out of our country now. Our borders must be strengthened now. No more fucking bullshit from people who can't be bothered to crack open a history book. To learn from past mistakes to know how fucked of a situation this is.

If people want to live in the USA. Do so legally. Go through all the proper legal procedures. Then assimilate into a local community as an American. Become a benefit to our society. Not a drain on our financial and crime fighting resources. 
 Stacking satoshis.

Convincing my dad to convert 80% of his shit coins into bitcoins. 

Today is a good day.  
 I think one of the hardest questions we can ask ourselves is simply this. 

How much do you really care about yourself? 
 Do people still believe this grift? 
 This is Hollywood level special effects. A cruel grift on mankind. One that is so well crafted that if you were not a professional in the field. The wool can be easily pulled over the eyes of anyone undiscerning enough to pursue irregularities in evidence, or isnt knowledgable in verifying multimedia authenticity with experience.

Not to say I didn't wish it was real, but the true nature of our reality is a mystery. One that I hope to discover, but I truly believe will never be able to confirm with certainty. 
 Holy fuck. My mind is blown.  
 What sort of man reads porn?

A man that can't get laid regularly, or have enough imagination to visit the spank bank of their previous feminine conquests. 
 Anyone else think the cyber truck looks so much like the night rider car?  
 I think the Cybertruck looks like a bad prop in a low budget SciFi film made by a notoriously  shitty production company. 

Not worthy enough to drive on the same streets as the night rider car. Let alone look like it in any way shape or form.  
 It is not real life. 

If you want real answers maybe not ask a literal propaganda machine pretending to be an artificial intelligence.

Crack open a science text book, or two not written or revised by woke retards on the propaganda payroll. 

There you will find the answers to basic questions everyone already knows, but have become socially conditioned to collectively lie about. All out of fear for potentially being canceled. 
 I'm sorry. Is this supposed to make me think that stealing money and calling it taxes is OK?

You have Monaco. A tiny country that is mostly made up of very few people who have a net worth of millions in fiat. If a private community for the ultra wealthy was a country. It would be Monaco. 

Then you have France. A large country ran by an asshole pretending to be a dictator. Over run by illegal immigrants who don't pay taxes, but instead siphon off the resources of the native French people without their consent. A country which has a total mismanagement of tax funds and a complete disregard for ethical treatment of its population. 

In conclusion. This is a fair comparison. This is why you see such a difference in the roads between two countries on the same street. 

Not because of fucking taxes. 



 
 You were never the news. You were always an advertising company. Whores for the highest bidders. Willing to say anything for a buck.

Be ashamed of yourself. If you are a real person monitoring this message and have any journalistic integrity left within your soul. Quit now, become truly independent, and report the actual news on your own for once in your life. 

We don't want, or need paid advertisements pretending to be news articles. You are just making the world a shittier place to live in. 
 You may go away now. My replies are a bigotry-free zone. 
 Please define bigotry and how it pertains to your statement. Without context it just reads as nonsense.  
 Maybe I should hold the gun properly and practice better trigger discipline before I lose my gun in a boating accident without a boat. 
 Is it weird that in my heart 1 satoshi = 1 dollar? 
 I wonder how many fed spooks have been on #nostr since it's creation.  
They wouldn't just sit ba... 
 I just assume everyone is a bot, spying on me, or this is all giant sandbox into the void. Then I am just pleasantly surprised if I happen to have a nice conversation every now and again with someone who may actually be a nice person. I'm here just to learn uncensored information. While venting my frustrations in a constructive way. Knowing full well this is just all a form of self therapy for me.  
 Can you elaborate? 
 Good point.  
 Yup. Let's do this. Haven't played in 20 years. I've got nothing to lose.  
 Still has the best documentation out of all of them.  
 How much toilet paper you need after eating at taco bell. 
 Someone please explain this to my dumb ass. 

I have a bitcoin electrum wallet. It has bitcoin on it. I don't intend to set up a lightning node yet. So I can't get a lightning address that way. 

I have an invite for alby. I believe I can get a lightning address there. 

So here is the questions.

How do I send bitcoins from a non lightning bitcoin wallet address into a lightning wallet address?

How do I send bitcoins from a bitcoin lightning wallet address back into my non lightning electrum bitcoin wallet addresses?

I'm confused as fuck. This is basic shit. Please help me get started zapping on Nostr.  
 When you have a shitcoin you might as well flush it down the drain before it becomes worthless. Makes no difference.  
 I admire her ingenuity and her total disregard for basic fire safety.  
 No reason to be confused. It is a fear based response. They know their slave debt fiat  monopoly is coming to an end. This is what happens when the power hungry try to retain their power, but they have reached the age of retirement. No one cares what the senile old fiat peddlers have to say anymore. Time to take them out to the retirement home by no longer playing with their monopoly money.  
 Beware. Say something stupid. Verbal kidney punches may ensue. I am in no mood for bullshit, or propaganda today. 
 honestly the immigration system in america is f*cked. 

they don't let LEGAL tourists go into the... 
 The logic is that not enough people are dumb enough to vote for team blue. So they import illegal aliens to vote illegally over here for them in exchange for stealing our taxes to give to them. Ensuring that native Americans are second class citizens. While all their expenses are generously paid for. 

Thus we have the new American cast system. Where there is no middle class, or poor class. You have the rich and you have the illegals who do the illegal dirty work. Thus illegal aliens ensure team blue stays in power. While we the people and our country death spiral into a 3rd world shit hole. 

They don't want legal tourists to go back to their home countries. To talk about how much shit we are in over here. It is pretty fucked at the moment. It is also kind of a powder keg with a lot of fed up Americans. 

We need the restoration of law and order over here. Here is for hoping we get our shit together peacefully soon. 
 You are the worst pieces of propaganda peddling mother fuckers on all of Nostr right now. 

Infant mortality rates increased after people weren't allowed to kill babies?!?!

I'm sorry, but fuck off with this nonsense. They increased from the illegal experimental vaccines you said were safe and effective. 

Burn in hell and shove a pineapple up your asses. You evil fucks. Karma awaits you all. 
 Looks like a vampire dance party. 
 Holy domestic abuse batman!

That ain't right.  
 Dude. Politics is a stunt. One giant debt slave show. Why the fuck should anyone care. Just view it all as entertainment. 
 Since I don't want to invite strangers into my home, but I want to cook for people, I might start... 
 Baldwin Park. 
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 Honestly in my heart I treat every satoshi as a dollar. Knowing that I won't have to wait very long for that to be a reality. 

As far as the current price goes. It can't be contained for much longer. The supply does not meet the demand. Therefore the conversio price into shitty fiat monopoly money will continue to rise exponentially.