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 Thought I lost this nsec.

I'm back. 
 SENT ROUGHLY TEN THOUSAND ZAPS IN 2023 FOR A TOTAL OF EIGHT MILLION SATS. 🫡 
 I sent you like 9 millions sats. 
 gonna be crazy ass year 
 FO REAL IF YOU ARENT JAILED AS ENABLER OF COIN BY US GOV THEN YOU ARE A FED. 
 First, quit traveling around spending money on cocaine and bitcoin conferences.

Second, seriously stop that before begging.

 
 I gave you advice cokehead. 
 i can barely leave bed to feed myself. i’m sorry for being a nuisance. i just do not know what ... 
 Mom, I need 450 dollars. I'm currently begging online for it. 

My plan is to sell 450 dollars worth of my stuff with the help of my bestie X while I'm down and out.

Best case, I move in with you and Dad if you I can't borrow the money or worst I keep begging online. 
 i have most of the rent (1200$)

i now only need 450$ nostr:note1mw47rmdzycxuhdamq8lpgjky9mtp0zux... 
 Sell shit you don't need or slut around for sats are a few options.  
 I’ve been living paycheck to paycheck, week to week for the last two years. Lost my job, wife l... 
 Amen. Praying for you sir. 🙏 
 trying to make my phone as non-addictive as possible. 

uninstalled a plethora of apps, including... 
 Doing this actually helps a ton. 👌 
 So after like 6 months I hung 2 lights in my garage.
Took 10 min.
I’m a master of procrastination. 
 You deserve to take it easy next year, great work. 
 I BELIEVE LUKE AND THE GENTS BUILDING OCEAN HAVE GOOD INTENTIONS AND WILL PROVE THAT OVER THE NEX... 
 FUTURE 10.31 GRANTEE  
 SATS THE STANDARD. NOT THE STANDARD BUT ONE OF TWO STANDARDS. 
 Just heard back from my lawyers.

Can't say too much other than the Nodeless matter is closed and... 
 Godspeed 🙏 
 Pissing matches and dunking on people on Nostr like there’s some kind of Twitter algorithm here... 
 Some of us aren't here to boost our views or engagement but simply to dunk. 🫡

 
 For the people who salt their drinking water, whats your dosage? 
 Tears of a once open source signing device manufacture.  
 People should come to Nostr with already some idea of how Nostr works, like at least a picture of... 
 Use your fund to pay someone dummy 
 Bitcoiners I love you but lots of you have ordinal derangement syndrome. 

You are acting like du... 
 Do whatever, but its obvious BitMag + employees inscribed a ton early on.

How many you got? 
 37 SATs generational wealth but yeah you aren't going around acting like a deranged idiot 😂 
 Its less than 38. 
 This is a social debate masquerading as a technical debate amid an extremely aggressive regulator... 
 Perfect storm. Most bitcoiners are socially retarded, technically illiterate, and compliance cucks. 
 As if you were talented enough to zerolink. 
 Making Bitcoin transactions is really hard, almost mentally overwhelming for me. 
 Happy to take the bitcoin jack sent you off of your hands if you too dumb. 
 GM nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx I UNDERSTAND YOUR FRUSTR... 
 Aka give me another board seat. 
 MY CONCERN ISN’T REALLY OCEAN. THIS IS NOT A SURPRISING MOVE BY LUKE BASED ON HIS HISTORY AND O... 
 BRO YOU ARE NO BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE.  
 The enemy of my enemy is my friend but also my enemy. 
 I’m having a hard time explaining to a colleague that Nostr is not a bitcoin protocol. 

How sh... 
 Hey jackass its not a bitcoin protocol like I said 6 times.  
 WE POST IN CAPS.
WE LIKE THE COIN.
WE STACK THE SATS.

NOBODY IS BULLISH ENOUGH. LFG 🫡 
 OH NO HES DRINKING AGAIN 
 The more weird and antagonistic entities we have in bitcoin the better

Different forces prevent... 
 Jackass 
 Can y’all stop shitting on nostr:npub12vkcxr0luzwp8e673v29eqjhrr7p9vqq8asav85swaepclllj09sylpug... 
 Buying your bitcoin through the process primal has setup for users is stupid but par for the course for apple users and nostriches who like tying their identities together for no reason. 
 Bullish on Bullshit. 
 How much are you supposed to tip your Bitcoin mining pool boy for Christmas? 
 None you creep. Get a mining pool babe instead. 
 TO ALL THAT WIMPED OUT, BETTER LUCK NEXT YEAR.

#NONOTENOVEMBER 
 The cyber truck is probably already the best bug out vehicle . Bulletproof and good off road 
 Yeah I bet the WiFi connection to Tesla Overlords will still work and it'll have 99.998% uptime in Mad Maxx world. 
 Snuck into my Granny's house and setup this tor onion nostr relay.

I will half ass maintain when I go visit G-ma for tea and scrumpits.

ws://b4rvhevt7zohqml5bc3padjlrfufsa7nnvtodjt7a7vmsptsu73pcnid.onion

👆👆👆

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 Wait a day or two for the funds to be available.  
 This is great. 😂

Wait 144-288 confs and you get your bread back hoe.

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 The last thing on earth I wish I was doing is flying to Tokyo to personally lambast the nostr relay operators.

So I am not.  
 The node is in the phone and you will eventually tithe to 🍎 
 Are people in general unhappy with Phoenix because of the fees? 
 Don't use enough to care about fees. 

Connecting to my own electrum .onion makes me want to kill myself every time though. 
 I use a tor proxy (orbot) and my nostr experience is so horrifically bad it is addicting.  
 Finally.

Hero's wear diapers. 

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 +1 
 End of life support is key. Can use as a solid hardware device once you're done using as a daily.

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 No Note November is coming up.

ABSOLUTELY NO WIMPS. 
 Yo, great. How about you AHB? 
 Because the world needs you. 
 Buzz off, guy. 
 This is a fart. 
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 Damn, only thing worse would be to give grant money to What Bitcoin Did to promote their product.  
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 A lot who came were twitter rejects with low engagement. So they never cared about anything else.  
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 @ODELL COME GET YO BOY.

GRANTS ALL OUT. 

RESORTING TO SATHACKING TO FILL COFFERS. 
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 For what it's worth she kinda fine too.  
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 🦟🤝💰

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