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 That's why we don't allow black people in our commercials they keep making fun of our beer.

Kool-Aid is going to be the next flavor

Would you please make a favor and put the laundry pregnant at y'all's restrooms we have to have them here at our business center and people do forget to not drink at work. 



Even though crystal meth is a thing I think that it causes more harm to this world then DUI accidents killing whole families I think that we're on the side of God here. 

Even though the max amount of euphoria and happiness from blood level is 0.08 which is literally two beers but we don't like to tell people this because then you know we wouldn't make any money. 

Trust me drink more and you 
 Use a VPN forgot to say that and congrats on the dude who literally just won I just lost everything you're retarded dude I'll refund you  nostr:nevent1qqs22plt844cqqy2qx2tvcxx08dwms9m0cd7amh5xkm83mrpwn83facpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxglrht2f 
 https://lightning-roulette.com/?rid=875fcb97

I meet my own casino I literally only took me a few minutes I just said to my computer hey AI make me a casino right now.! 

I take one sat and if you shared this s*** with someone and get them addicted you will get 10000sats Automaticly

Or just get a bunch of your own phones and just go crazy 
 I'm glad the scams here are so blatant. It makes it harder to fall for them. Does anyone have any... 
 What you guys like Bud light to get these girls to show their feet 😘 I think we all know ladies girls know how to create value out of enough https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/ae03d1d7-1713003267260.png 
 Thank you Instagram for the donation will hold it 
 Thank you so much for supporting but like we're going to use your picture but we don't really need to have the affiliation thing so will blur out 
 It’s 1:30 am and all I can think about is submitting my resume, having my blood drawn tomorrow,... 
 Instagram city girls for okay with us putting it in her campaign so we're just going to let you know thank you so much for allowing us to use picture 
 Can you guys send me a picture of my own label 10000000 sats for the nicest picture it's a contest that's runs through today and next week it'll be announced 







Editor: Key Glock 


Do you know that you're really stupid. Wanna see my Glock. You want to touch your doorknob . I'm sorry. 
 I need your attention before I pimp slap you and Ferrari Peek you yes I'm playing Counter-Strike on steam .

My man Nobody Ramon. 

I know you heard the news he's officially giving me the keys the budlight he said they have a king you have to use your brain buddy. We're stuck with England so try to sell to them be a drug dealer like you are Key Glock. Damn right 

After loading my glock and shooting this computer and pistol whipping a light pole for hours here's my new album cover and oh yeah here's Bud lights first marketing thing for England 
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 My Plan for 2024-25 bull market

- Hold my Bitcoin & ETH tight
- Accumulate alts slowly for the n... 
 You need to stop talking right now because this is illegal in my country because it's called being retarded and you'll be put right away and the short bus would I helmet on 

Please take it back seat with your boy key Glock 

Imagine the world's a drug dealers Paradise did you know that we be asking for all these prices asking is the word whenever you hear how much you asking for bro. 


The bid is who's the highest bidder of all of us that's going to buy it off of you because that means we in control which we are asking why didn't you just smoke that s*** anyways well it's like a pawn shop we are just going to just resell it anyways because that's always you as.


So remember children if you are still here and I ever see you in my eyes ever see you in my concerts I will have Ric flair drop kick you and then Robin Hood come in try to sell your lifeless body for shares of whatever scraps we want to sell them for. 


Essentially you are very retarded and I am very sorry that we taught you how to use numbers because hey this invented a unit of measurement it's a card a gift card is that right in your pocket we all have here here's one card I just threw it at your face that's one car dude and now with a million of them that's called a light year f****** dumbasses all right I'm never going to survive in my world 

Welcome to the Pokemon universe 
 #dailypoll I'll love reading books ❤️ 
 It's key clock you've already seen me in all your rap videos cuz I am in every phone in your house I hope and if we're not already known each other that I already sleep with you or are we just complete strangers day 
 Single injured Mom.., God bless! 
 Do you want to be in a rap video. 


I just need some girl sitting on a chair very tight watch on and you're going to be wearing very very casual and I'm going to have to ask to pose my Pokemon cards because this video ain't going to f****** blow up because we're already here baby