That's why we don't allow black people in our commercials they keep making fun of our beer.

Kool-Aid is going to be the next flavor

Would you please make a favor and put the laundry pregnant at y'all's restrooms we have to have them here at our business center and people do forget to not drink at work. 



Even though crystal meth is a thing I think that it causes more harm to this world then DUI accidents killing whole families I think that we're on the side of God here. 

Even though the max amount of euphoria and happiness from blood level is 0.08 which is literally two beers but we don't like to tell people this because then you know we wouldn't make any money. 

Trust me drink more and you