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 You need to stop talking right now because this is illegal in my country because it's called being retarded and you'll be put right away and the short bus would I helmet on 

Please take it back seat with your boy key Glock 

Imagine the world's a drug dealers Paradise did you know that we be asking for all these prices asking is the word whenever you hear how much you asking for bro. 


The bid is who's the highest bidder of all of us that's going to buy it off of you because that means we in control which we are asking why didn't you just smoke that s*** anyways well it's like a pawn shop we are just going to just resell it anyways because that's always you as.


So remember children if you are still here and I ever see you in my eyes ever see you in my concerts I will have Ric flair drop kick you and then Robin Hood come in try to sell your lifeless body for shares of whatever scraps we want to sell them for. 


Essentially you are very retarded and I am very sorry that we taught you how to use numbers because hey this invented a unit of measurement it's a card a gift card is that right in your pocket we all have here here's one card I just threw it at your face that's one car dude and now with a million of them that's called a light year f****** dumbasses all right I'm never going to survive in my world 

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