WE LIKE THE COIN

WE ANNOY THE NPCS

WE STACK THE SATS 

WE ZAP THE PLEBS

WE STAY HUMBLE AF 

 for those that might not know what zap washing is lemme explain, I’ve done this myself in the past which is why i can smell it from a mile away, and i also verified it thru nostr.band

profile (x) zaps -> profile (y) zaps back -> profile (x) zaps -> profile (y) 

Process repeats itself many times and it’s done with heavy zaps above 100k sats, artificially pumping up their zap amounts sent & received, at the end of the day profile x remains with same amount they started (minus fees) and so does profile y

thanks for coming to my FedTalk 

 Yea reminds me of semi 

he told us this a long long time ago 

 🤣🤣🤣🤣 frfrrr 

 🤣🤣🤣 

 they wake me up every 30 mins to gib me another martini to knock me back out 

 I WANT IT MOAR THAN ANYONE 

 YOU ALREADY KNOWS

https://media.tenor.com/oSawKS_St84AAAAi/gstarludi-gamble.gif 

 look at that noob not being able to access the group 

 i forgot i was sore 

 i wish 

1) I’m shy 
2) scared to approach her since she’s always busy n wen she’s not she’s catching her breath for next reps
3) i gotta come up with a plan, maybe i pretend im interested in the machine she’s using and ask her for help, tell her I’ve never used it before.. then play the long game.. and the next time i see her I’ll say hi (3 times in a row) then finally muster up the courage to ask for her number ( solid 1 week plan ) 

what do you think 🤣 

 exactly 🤣 

 🫣🫣🫣 

 🫂🫂🫂 thank you my fren!! I’ll keep you posted! 🫡🔥 

 LETS FUCKIN GOOOOO!!!! 

Aaaaaaaa I’m so hyped now 

 *instructions unclear* 

*gets arrested* 

 I’m moving into your closet if that’s cool 

 i want 911 turbo s plssss 

 2023? Pls do, I’ll pick it up in a couple months 🫂💜 

 gm 

 I don’t think @strike is available in Japan 

 Very nostalgic ✨ 

 i c zap washing 

 i unfortunately went back to custodial 

I’m a loser I know 

 Doesn’t let me.. I’m zapping from strike now n invoice didn’t pop up 

 I was just about to zap you so you must’ve updated but holy fuck I got a 4 sat routing fee lollll 

 why is it so high wat da fawk

usually it’s 1 sat or 0 https://i.nostr.build/tbye3pjOIZvLT2DF.jpg  

 Yours worked 

must’ve logged in n updated it last couple days I guess https://i.nostr.build/HonaHCnGS9oIFPmF.jpg  

 Did you log in ? 

 oh fuck 

 https://media1.tenor.com/m/rqJigJfNUBgAAAAd/the-simpsons-homer-simpson.gif 

 Gm Brad! 

 i hope so 

better lore 

 Olympic athlete ? 

 Good problem to have in this scenario 🤣 

 Locked in 🫡 

 i like the block height 

 Absolutely agree!! Last thing I want is to put it in places that obstruct the natural flow of traffic n makes city workers take them down 🫡 

 Thank you so much my fren 🫂🫂🫂 

 Being the change I want to see in the world 🫂💜 @bitcoin.rocks taught me that! 🫡 

 Yea that’s palm ave, hella businesses around! 

 😮 

 I want the bed so bad https://i.nostr.build/cVMksYpC8ilWph0Y.jpg  

 I want one sooooo fucking bad 

 MAYBE 

 I wish we could trust them with the keys 🫂 

 hopefully I can put 1M sats into her wallet every year 

I don’t want her to even consider spending til she’s 25 

by then I doubt she’d have to sell any of it just spend, my goal is for her to buy a house for 1M sats or less 

 Governments should be scared of their people not the other way around 

 🤣🤣🤣🤣 https://i.nostr.build/phjcISZWVzuqPZtf.jpg  

 That’s good!! a fren of mine that was also waiting for 58k just told me they went on a 55x levg long at 68k just in case, I don’t advise that but I’m glad he did! 

 nobody is bullish enough 

it’s clearly at disbelief 

 Thank you fren 🫂🫡 

 Ayo

why anime 😭 

 I feel the same way about Catholicism 🫣 

 update your Alby hub pls 

 Anime is our religion 

  https://i.nostr.build/7PVilPntRBzbgjan.jpg  

 I’ll be able to zap you