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Beavarah :noverify: :mstdneh: | 1 years ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 I understood a long time ago that everything is temporary, so even when I feel like the world is folding in on top of me I still try to look for something I’m grateful for.
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Beavarah :noverify: :mstdneh: | 1 years ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 You have to be okay with being not okay in order to be okay again someday.
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Beavarah :noverify: :mstdneh: | 1 years ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Elon always looks like he's so desperate for people to like him.
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Pinky Floyd | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 nostr:npub12sxy4madcj8tyx7eu2pz86vk88cwa9nz0w20y349tsgvpwnun69qjmr4z3 i will make my special mash...
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Beavarah :noverify: :mstdneh: | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @Pinky Floyd catnip probably
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Beavarah :noverify: :mstdneh: | 1 years ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Go Go Gadget toe beans. 
#Caturday #CatsOfMasdoton

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Pinky Floyd | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 nostr:npub12sxy4madcj8tyx7eu2pz86vk88cwa9nz0w20y349tsgvpwnun69qjmr4z3 

try a frito-lay ranch-fla...
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Beavarah :noverify: :mstdneh: | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @Pinky Floyd that sounds horrible for my pH levels
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Beavarah :noverify: :mstdneh: | 1 years ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 My soulmate is sleep.
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Beavarah :noverify: :mstdneh: | 1 years ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 My sleepy girl cocktail recipe is simply mixing THC with Cheetos until I pass out.
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Beavarah :noverify: :mstdneh: | 1 years ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 I always carry snacks in my Fanny Pack just in case my demons get hungry.
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Beavarah :noverify: :mstdneh: | 1 years ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 If you stick a finger in Friday’s butthole, it’ll come faster.
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Beavarah :noverify: :mstdneh: | 1 years ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 The spookiest of all the Fridays.

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Pinky Floyd | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 nostr:npub12sxy4madcj8tyx7eu2pz86vk88cwa9nz0w20y349tsgvpwnun69qjmr4z3 i think it's reduced. but i...
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Beavarah :noverify: :mstdneh: | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @Pinky Floyd what are they?
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Hannu Ikonen, MD | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 nostr:npub12sxy4madcj8tyx7eu2pz86vk88cwa9nz0w20y349tsgvpwnun69qjmr4z3 Seems higher for me last co...
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Beavarah :noverify: :mstdneh: | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @46cd5609 I always get scared I’ve been somehow suppressed here 😂😂😂
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Beavarah :noverify: :mstdneh: | 1 years ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Is it just me or has mastodon engagement significantly decreased?
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Beavarah :noverify: :mstdneh: | 1 years ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Welcome to your 40s, every pee pee now has the potential to also be a poo poo.
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Beavarah :noverify: :mstdneh: | 1 years ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 If you feel like most of the people you meet are assholes, chances are that you’re the asshole.
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Beavarah :noverify: :mstdneh: | 1 years ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 This is a head-shit collective.
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Beavarah :noverify: :mstdneh: | 1 years ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Hear me out... pepperoni flavoured toothpaste.
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Pinky Floyd | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 nostr:npub12sxy4madcj8tyx7eu2pz86vk88cwa9nz0w20y349tsgvpwnun69qjmr4z3 it could just feel sarcasti...
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Beavarah :noverify: :mstdneh: | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @Pinky Floyd 😂😂😂 it’s hard to tell if someone is being playful or condescending over text. I’m sure it’s how wars are started or something. 

For the record, I do know what former and latter mean without googling them 🥳
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Pinky Floyd | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 nostr:npub12sxy4madcj8tyx7eu2pz86vk88cwa9nz0w20y349tsgvpwnun69qjmr4z3 that clarification didn't m...
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Beavarah :noverify: :mstdneh: | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @Pinky Floyd wouldn’t cost you a thing
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Pinky Floyd | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 nostr:npub12sxy4madcj8tyx7eu2pz86vk88cwa9nz0w20y349tsgvpwnun69qjmr4z3 whoops

the latter

now go ...
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Beavarah :noverify: :mstdneh: | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @Pinky Floyd why would I need to do that? This feels very condescending.
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Pinky Floyd | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 nostr:npub12sxy4madcj8tyx7eu2pz86vk88cwa9nz0w20y349tsgvpwnun69qjmr4z3 not all of us
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Beavarah :noverify: :mstdneh: | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @Pinky Floyd which part?
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Beavarah :noverify: :mstdneh: | 1 years ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Sorta dumb that we’re all mad about how much things cost now, but we keep buying it anyway.
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Beavarah :noverify: :mstdneh: | 1 years ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 These work conditions were unbearable! Happy #caturday to all who celebrate.

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Beavarah :noverify: :mstdneh: | 1 years ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Are we measuring in regular inches or penis inches?
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Beavarah :noverify: :mstdneh: | 1 years ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Overnight oats are disgusting. Stop it.
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Beavarah :noverify: :mstdneh: | 1 years ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 I shared a marketing meme in my senior leadership chat after business hours and I’m not sure when I got this lame, but apparently it has happened.
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Pinky Floyd | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 nostr:npub12sxy4madcj8tyx7eu2pz86vk88cwa9nz0w20y349tsgvpwnun69qjmr4z3 of all the sexual things yo...
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Beavarah :noverify: :mstdneh: | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @Pinky Floyd haha it’s worse there and I’m on it making bad jokes too!
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Beavarah :noverify: :mstdneh: | 1 years ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 I was telling my mom that I have the ability to sexualize pretty much anything and she replied “when I was young everything looked like a dick to me." So, I guess we're just two penises in a pod.
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Beavarah :noverify: :mstdneh: | 1 years ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Dogs really liking you isn’t a compliment, it just means you smell like wieners
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Beavarah :noverify: :mstdneh: | 1 years ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Free the beaver.
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Beavarah :noverify: :mstdneh: | 1 years ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 I forgot what I came here for as soon as I was born.