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 @Pinky Floyd catnip probably 
 @540c4aef well luckily humans will pay shekels for tasty mashed potatoes and then you can turn those shekels into yummy thc treats that a cat might enjoy. otherwise you can just gorge yourself on the mashed taters then watch the dodgers play a game called baseball

there are only winners here, some of the fans will be enjoying an amazing mash with too much real butter and too much real parmesan cheese. that's me, i'm some of the fans.

https://www.espn.com/mlb/game/_/gameId/401473423 
 @540c4aef 

she from mal-i-bu....mal-i-bu

got no tater ricer? then she laugh at you.

mal-i-bu....mal-i-bu

making mash potaters while she dance at you

beavarah...beavarah (whee-whoo)

all she wanna doo is pahtay all night

goddamn! roxanne!

never gonna love me, but it's alright.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16YnOUnbE6s

all for the gram!! 
 @540c4aef is that code for marijuanas...?

someone once told me that marijuanas are legal in that state...?

isn't that what ontario is, a new state?

please let me know if i should be defending another cause, thanks. 
 @540c4aef are the #losangeles doooooooodgers playing yet

i think they are

settle down, im boutta ruin everything you used to believe about labia.