Hehe, owls go whoo, whoo
Hoo
Ho
Hos aint shit but bitches n tricks
(I was thinking about what "trick or treat" meant earlier, Im laughing)
I don't think many people on poast use drugs.
Here Ill do my best to not be a normalfag:
Owl... did you... oh... heh...*WHIPS PHONE AT YOUR GODDAMN HEAD
SAY WHAT YOU MEAN AND MEAN WHAT YOU SAY!!
hehe... *italics* I love you *italics*
dot dot dot... .
k lol get me out of here. I was going for aggressive anime girl who means well and has a good heart but isn't bullshitting around with italic I's and shy meakness
I like to think Im anti retarded but you could be implying something like truly secretive and nefarious with that. Like "jello... I... Youre abrain damaged normalfag if I see you around here in these parts again I'll fucking gang rape you with real khang niggas"
Like, when you get this far from being sort of high, do you just post knowing very well this is cringe and out of place or post?
Just normalfag things...
Anyways how do you italic here? That's all you need to respond to lol
I'd accept the tag proudly.
Even knowing what a normalfag is, and being some weird fucking hybrid middle ground where I wasn't entirely degenerated due to spending all my time in (here) or looking at (this, probably)
I think being a normalfag is something more people should strive to be
Look at Chad. Would you say Chad is a normalfag or in reality actually truly redpilled nigger sayer?
Chad is a normalfag. Hes just smug and doesn't give a fuck what you think. It's all about the smile, the look. Chad could say niggers are literally best race of all time, and they were in fact kangs, and non normalfag niggas would be like, "Niggers are awesome and I love niggers"
I'm killing myself here lol. Bitches be like "Today I will terrorize Poast"
10 minutes later I question what I could possibly be typing if someone asked me, "Jello, why do you think we all exist? What is reality?"
"Who cares about that, I need to tell people on poast I know what a normalfag is despite being a woman"
I'd accept the tag proudly.
Even knowing what a normalfag is, and being some weird fucking hybrid middle ground where I wasn't entirely degenerated due to spending all my time in (here) or looking at (this, probably)
I think being a normalfag is something more people should strive to be
Look at Chad. Would you say Chad is a normalfag or in reality actually truly redpilled nigger sayer?
Chad is a normalfag. Hes just smug and doesn't give a fuck what you think. It's all about the smile, the look. Chad could say niggers are literally best race of all time, and they were in fact kangs, and non normalfag niggas would be like, "Niggers are awesome and I love niggers"
I'm killing myself here lol. Bitches be like "Today I will terrorize Poast"
Yeah a real nigga would avoid the hyphen
Like real niggas don't fuck with hyphens, were too lit on the leannnn ass niggas. Wtf is a hyphen
Neways we gettin hy as a mtfuckin hyphen nigga KEKEKWKEKE
I mean, that's what men should be doing! In a better, perfect world, maybe. Some traditional values in there that benefited people in the past.
But we live in a world where men can't even approach women anymore. They can't shoot their shot so much.
So that's where the problem actually lies with women waiting around, I think. Because it's not like the past or in fairytales - because women, people, made something that most women may in fact prefer, a problem.
Guys love to impress girls. Its in nature too. Male birds with crazy dances or looking fancy.
But, lol, men started selling makeup to women, clothes, ways of life, cus $$, and now women want to both impress and look fancy and be that natural classic dominant male role in their own lives, choosing who they want when they want on tinder.
Like, poor men. Wtf are they supposed to do unless they live super social lives where they have had luck in life having a circle of girl friends and knowing and understanding women enough to be charasmatic and likeable to them when they go up to a woman on the street and go "hey youre cute, I just wanted to come say so, and maybe get your number?"
That guy gets girls swooning. Unless you live in new york and that guy is the standard crackhead nigga who has yelled at you "HEY BEAUTIFUL, LOOKIN BEAUTIFUL, DAMNNN GIRL THAT ASSS MMM YOU FINE BABY CAN I GET YO NUMBA?" for the 20th time that day
Lmao enjoy. I enjoyed typing this.
Seriously though, "princess"? "Queen bee"? Highschool was a funny time. Don't believe the movies and the 1 or 2 girls from highschool who may or may not have called you weird (and that's like, the worst), or gave you that smug girl look and giggled their friend leaving you to interpret wtf happened with only your mom and maybe annoying sister to make sense of it.
If you're lucky you have that crazy aunt who is kinda funny and is real with you so you aren't traumatized forever knowing at least nice women exist out there.
lol this comment, hello stranger, it's been nice
Is it AI generated?
I want to test my ability to spot ai generated art.
I just intuively know without giving any thought. It's interesting to me.
Gated duck community. The perfect community. Pure perfected society
Cycles lol
Usually at the same time every month. Of course that can change over time but at least there's that.
Just look at the moon n shit
At the same time, do women in the workplace start synchronizing periods too? Because then you would have no employees working at certain periods of the month (lol)
Why would you hang yourself when you could gas or do heroin lol
People are wild
(They feel they have no other options)
(They are desperate and in pain)
Yeah it reminds me of this thing close to me where they have these construction companies. Mine is cooler though it's like a dome incinerator. This one has a hella tall spout, probably want those fumes out high fast
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