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 I think he just gets angrier the more decorations I put up.  With that in mind:

https://i.poastcdn.org/9cafc69c63f5932b1613b809c06717d5521ff85d3aae4014318bbc6cb0c818cc.jpg 
 He's hollerin 
 >no ramp
fraud detected, i'm buying another hat 
 I saw a 20 foot warewolf in someone's yard the other day. It made me giggle. 
 Wait until Christmas comes and he finds out your driveway has been shoveled. 
 WHERE IS THE CRIPPLE RAMP?! JIM IS A LIER. 
 What you need are some animatronics. That will flatline him.