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 Jung the philosopher! Thanks for sharing 🫂 
 Why is reply guy following me around? Are there any spells I can cast to get rid of it? 
 Please take time to reflect. The photos I have posted recently haven't received any likes or zaps... 
 Post better pics 
 Is he AI? 
 Hmm, not my type 😂 
 Yes. Too many muscles 
 Last night my mom called my actions extremist over the phone, lol.

Her evidence was me buying a ... 
 Have you ever tried f.lux? It will automatically adjust the color of your screen based on the time of day. https://justgetflux.com/ 
 I was wondering what to buy with my pocket change 🙃 
 Lol. I drive a 2015 Toyota. Don’t think I’m spending money (that I don’t have) on a car 
 Friend needs a phone, I want to set them up with a Pixel I have. 

What is easiest/best way to se... 
 GoogleFi is pretty good (if you’re ok with Google as your carrier). Not sure if you can prepay though. 
 Nicknamed my Saucony Endorphin #running shoes Phinley. They’re 💜 and 🧡 pilled! https://image.nostr.build/fb23fbd1f7316dafaf3d3e1083cb6e6fb54109bd1a376304e2fd613e4545db0e.jpg  
 That makes sense! My feet do not do well with zero drop. I ran in Saucony in high school and watched a bunch of reviews on this shoe which was highly recommended. I love it personally! But get it’s not the right shoe for everyone. 
 The gray hair in my beard are multiplying... I think I'm dying 😂😂😂 
 It starts with one and becomes one hundred so much faster 😂 
 In politics, your party should be #nostronly  
 Team Purple 💜 
 Do you think they’re accepting a 22nd pilot?

I'm driving, here I sit, cursing my government
For not using my taxes to fill holes with more cement https://tidal.com/track/45191321?u 
 *dainty cough* night for real :D 
 GN FR 
 This is how some of us played video games back in the day 😂 
 I’ll address the elephant in the room because it’s clear to me that everyone on nostr is dyin... 
 i bought cheap earl grey and its not the same as the nice earl grey #onlytimeiwillbeabrat 
 Early Sarah 💐 
 You know you have a toddler when you always have refried beans, tortillas, and Mexican cheese on hand. 
 Lol. She’ll eat at least one of them on a given night. But you can combine all three if you’re daring 😂 
 Damn. That’s tough! 
 That’d be some taste! Just shredded Mexican style cheese. 
 Ever since starting hormones, I haven’t been feeling like myself. It’s been almost a month si... 
 Hi Noshole 💜 
 Index match match > 
 I’ll never stop posting Chapter 10 of Hayek’s Road to Serfdom. https://fee.org/resources/the-road-to-serfdom-chapter-10-why-the-worst-get-on-top/ 
 There are no Balkan crows, only Crowatians. 
 Good night ✌️🧡

I like to see so many deactivated Twitter screenshots. It gladdens the heart. 
 GN ✌️🧡 
 Got the commuter bike ready to go for tomorrow. Need to drop my car off at the mechanic and bike into the office. 🚴‍♂️ 
 Does drinking non-alcoholic seltzer count as drinking while working? I’d say no? 
 It’s just called hop water. I don’t think it’s even alcohol removed 🤷🏻‍♂️ 
 Tonight is not the night for Nostr. GN all ✌️💜 
 Oh no. I reposted a reply bot 🤦🏻‍♂️ 
 Cannot reply, cannot complete Catpcha 🤖 
 Opening an email inbox after being OOO is like stepping back into the Matrix after a stint in normie world. 
 I only had 4 slices tonight and made friends with the pizza guy. 
 Spiral dynamics 
 Slime mold is the answer. 
 And mapping subway systems… 
 Good night ✌️🧡 
 GN ✌️🧡 
 Fewer than 10% of people who buy a book make it past the first chapter. 
 I have a kid so I get through 0% of books. 
 You’re not wrong. I’m weak. 
 I’m a lazy pos 
 Goodnight ✨💜🫂
Have great start of the week! 💫 
 GN ✨💜🫂 
 GN everyone! 💜 
 Got told I look like a young Harrison Ford tonight. I’ll take it 
 I need more friends on #nostr 
 You’re going to purple pill my friends? 
 Exactly 
 Hi 👋🏻 
 Hi 👋🏻 
 Hi 👋🏻 
 I just eat pussy other people need food - Mac Miller 
 I’m 200 lbs lol 
 There’s a pizza monster living inside my belly. 
 Ya’ll want Nostr Lyn to write a sci fi novel in whatever spare time she has, or get back to fin... 
 Finance. You’re needed in these times. 
 "tyrannical governance, at the end of its lifecycle, has a tendency to become more ferocious in i... 
 Who said that? 
 I love scratching an itch 😂