Barcelona? 🤙🏻


A guy ruins X.
So people leave X for Nostr.
Then people post screenshots of the guy who ruined X on Nostr.
Make it make sense!


I, I can't lie
I'm scared to open my eyes
'Cause what if I find nothin' at all?
Nothin' at all https://tidal.com/track/102645402?u


8k run ✅ #ProofofRun #running https://image.nostr.build/7155421d6d8af18b517a9295c01c602eb2ec3b81743f835804a5b6fe79cc0ba6.jpg


Or Led Zedplin?


I had a dream that I kept asking Brits how they pronounce “Zebra” because shouldn’t it be “Zedbra.” They were not happy with me. 😂


GM. Watch where you’re swinging that freak flag though.


The only Joe I think about is my morning cup of Joe.


“It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong.”
- Thomas Sowell


Hello Arjun 👋🏻


I got two more likes than you 🤪


BTC


Can’t believe I just listened to a podcast with a central banker. Yikes.


Only idiots believe they can control the economy


The federal reserve may as well stick their finger in the air to find out which way the economy blows.


Spent the day weeding, mowing, cleaning, and exercising. Anything else happen?


One raccoon’s trash is another woman’s treasure.


That’s how I end up buying expensive stuff


GN Ava 💜


Very Keynesian of you.


I’ll try to zap you more


Thanks for stating the obvious 😔


GN Connie ✨💜🫂


Square automatically converting cash to BTC and depositing it to your Bitkey. That’d be cool.


The killer app of Nostr is knowing that if your note doesn’t get any likes or zaps it doesn’t mean you’re shadow banned.


Do people use multiple wallets?


Nice shot


Men’s restroom, would you like to accompany pee?


You got this!


I’m kinda broken lol


You’re welcome. How are you doing now?


It’s a song 😂 https://genius.com/Lovelytheband-broken-lyrics


I like that you’re broke and broken like me
Maybe that makes me a fool


Yesterday the world went into chaos because a centralized platform had a bug in their latest update. Meanwhile Bitcoin and Nostr were completely unaffected. We already won, the world just hasn’t realized it yet.


I often think about jumping through the cavern at Koopa Troopa Beach. Talk about make or break.


GM Onyx!


Is that a pour over 👀


I hope they all have peaceful deaths.


Hug 🫂


Hehe


You don’t know how me.


You obviously don’t pay for pest control


Fuck you nostr:note182fuzr8u9jtp2q927w6g9wslrgp8fxz2tvgg2eqxykxy7c62u59qhvawjr


Why don’t you pray?


Abundance mindset people and scarcity mindset people show themselves in their vocabulary and how they speak.


GN BitSarah


Can you skip it?


Make sure you pack ostriches!


An ark.


GIF didn’t load 🤦🏻♂ https://media0.giphy.com/media/vUEznRmVQfG2Q/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952ofhkicplg202zvqnypb4z5zdoirae3wbxk740fis&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g


Nostr Lyn Allday


nostr:npub19aftr8lpgz8knmswjz0d3l9vzwx97dcvqh0zfuxcxu9d57t4yv3sz4v28l might know


We lost our dog unexpectedly two summers ago. When we went to spread his ashes in the woods a massive thunderstorm came through and afterwards there was a double rainbow. One was for him and the other ended up being for our daughter who we found out was coming a week after this event. 💜🌈


The last season is a complete mind twist with Sameen’s character. Worth watching the finale! All the seasons are on Freevee now.


#ProofofRide #cycling https://image.nostr.build/fe98a7bd1e41d2b6f8cad29cb608dfc31333d02f0b1d6358564d1e9bec6e06bb.jpg


Not enough normies have watched Person of Interest and it shows https://image.nostr.build/4022bd1a2ad29cf7c29f3cfe838aa80e13566d01d24088aed64d690fc8502061.jpg


It’s the typical government playbook. See: War on Drugs


You’re GHOST


Cool, I didn’t know that. Thanks!


To login you need my non npub?


You want me to share my npub?


You got a Lenovo child’s pose


My windows is Asus. Does not look like an Asus.


Sometimes that’s not an option 😂


Ok, Normhole


So like, how long do you guys put up with normie stuff? Asking for a friend.


More like a nutstack


Muhammad Ali


Nostr Ali


GN🌈


We have a house rule that if you get the tongs out you have to do the crab dance with the tongs. 🫡


Hopefully the CEO of Nostr is prepared for an influx.


It’s impressive how far the moon travels each night.


Noshole, you’re a currency unto yourself!


Are we human or are we questions?


dd


I believe it’s plebis land


Lobsters don’t believe in Santa Claus.

They believe in Santa Claws. nostr:note1khn7u9s9wewqdhmn957mcfm7lfgdpz0q798z22fh0ye3657qq0asan4fuq


A good barber is worth the $$


Fresh cut https://image.nostr.build/4338849ca99bb33a466f94ec0533c402d7c4ef3cd7b166021283d8eec3480563.jpg


Going to need to change your username to jbrr


Open-mindedness is the willingness to search actively for evidence against one’s favored beliefs, plans, or goals, and to weigh such evidence fairly when it is available.

Being open-minded does not imply that one is indecisive, wishy-washy, or incapable of thinking for one’s self. After considering various alternatives, an open-minded person can take a firm stand on a position and act accordingly. https://www.authentichappiness.sas.upenn.edu/newsletters/authentichappinesscoaching/open-mindedness#:~:text=Definition,of%20thinking%20for%20one's%20self.


Apparently Nintendo discontinued the store in 2017. Insert <How dare you meme> here


I snarffle for no one


Trying to download Pokémon Blue to my old Nintendo DS I just refound


From the Palantir Form S-1 (don’t ask why I deep dive this information). I want to build this but for companies to see how users interact with their software. https://image.nostr.build/b05f10ffba8dbec539597c3f0ef84563291f504a30b473bd5776121bc4c2c49a.jpg


Good night ✌🧡


Is it good? Looks tasty


Never give up 💪
https://m.primal.net/JUfr.png


I got blocked by Joe Norman on Twitter because I kept explaining how is localism philosophy was the same principles as Austrian economics 🤷🏻♂


I’m separated from my books at the moment but will send a stack when I get a chance. Nature is the best complex system to study! 📚


He’s meticulous. Finds people who will carry out his vision. Has deep pockets. And a strong conviction to get his way. Plus he has a US military intelligence arm in Palantir.


We listened to this book on our drive from Denver to KC and back. It’s pretty good! Didn’t love the ending but an interesting mix of current reality and whimsical fiction.


This book is a pretty good synopsis of the power he can leverage and this is over a reporter outing him as gay…  https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/36681909-conspiracy


Flank steak and chimichurri receipt here: https://www.lecremedelacrumb.com/flank-steak-with-chimichurri-sauce/


GN ✨💜🫂


Chimichurri Flank Steak with a side of green beans and sweet potatoes https://image.nostr.build/6b81f10694ef31f396e7fb335324c0d8ceba1e051c83dfbfde14894aabaf6ca2.jpg


Spice I’m obsessed with right now: Chipotle Chili Pepper. I’ve been adding it to recipes in place of chili powder. Adds the same smoky flavor but gives the recipe a little kick 🌶


Them: Keep calm and carry on

Pest Control: I’m carrying a hornets nest, how am I supposed to keep calm?!


Ryan Holiday on Peter Thiel’s open-mindedness "Thiel's default state is to embody contradiction. Doing so is what makes him such a brilliant investor, considering each trade and investment anew from a dozen perspectives, seeing what others aren't able to see and doing it on a regenerative basis. A friend would say that 'Peter is of two minds on everything. If you were able to open his skull, you would see a number of Mexican standoffs between powerful antagonistic ideas you wouldn't think could be safely housed in the same brain'"


Speed run ✅ #running #ProofOfRun https://image.nostr.build/8684eb1de206325f36c043f32f926a12a71005b8a7f1b5ab740fc865204b4aa6.jpg


Good Morning #Nostr. Happy Hump Day to you! https://image.nostr.build/bb61bccbed5d6f8cb36517cf8ec90d2c3c1df9eadb774543b7c386d0c8e4d094.jpg


It’s great, thank you! 🥳🎉🎊


Goodnigth ✨💜🫂


Joe can be a tough trader. Be prepared to barter.


I used to be a crunchy maxi but creamy pretty tasty ngl #peanutbutter


Capeesh capoosh caprese


Wow. I just listened. That was terrible. She must have been super drunk.


+1 nice work nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s nostr:npub18m76awca3y37hkvuneavuw6pjj4525fw90necxmadrvjg0sdy6qsngq955


Oh cool, giving it a listen and a zap ⚡


Yes, you can Zap in Damus! https://nostrscript.suhailsaqan.com/


I might’ve gone a little faster than easy 😬 #running #proofofrun https://image.nostr.build/540f84ae9598251b94887a5837ad36796e19803aa980f11a244c5f2a51d1d2bc.jpg


Nostool


Do you have this turned on? https://image.nostr.build/4948230ed188142fcdc34bd6807846973d59be54a68e95270b668219193ab338.jpg


But the fact we have philosophy written down today means time travelers haven’t figured it out yet 🤔


Philosophy is a lens to look at the world through. It’s not the only lens or the only view.


Hanlon’s razor is a psyop? That’s a new one…


Hanlon's razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.


You mean chiualpha


Alpha dog


Night!


1. You can add zaps to earn and send bitcoin.

2. Unsure, I use Damus and it was pretty seamless

3. Yes, you can follow hashtags. Some clients have search functions as well.

4. Follow people and you’ll find cool people.


Nostiches cause we ain’t snitches


Hi 👋🏻


Followed back!


How to thrive as an introvert

Them: Hey Phil, how’s it going?

Me (always wearing athletic clothes): Sorry, gotta run… *runs off*


Advancement within a totalitarian group or party depends largely on a willingness to do immoral things. The principle that the end justifies the means, which in individualist ethics is regarded as the denial of all morals, in collectivist ethics becomes necessarily the supreme rule. There is literally nothing which the consistent collectivist must not be prepared to do if it serves “the good of the whole”, because that is to him the only criterion of what ought to be done. https://mises.org/articles-interest/why-worst-get-top


Dennis Rodman?


Nostr circular economy wen?


Zapping on nostr:npub1yfg0d955c2jrj2080ew7pa4xrtj7x7s7umt28wh0zurwmxgpyj9shwv6vg ⚡⚡⚡


Ok, Post Malone


Standing at a standing desk 😂


They’re soleless


At least they’re stylish (and yes, I’m a millennial who wears ankle socks) https://image.nostr.build/88ac95d9521073ea85d34a71a303daa6456bd7e2bbb5d9143de693d4227f2e4a.jpg  nostr:note1wnr3eq43r9d7gypqvlu9mp3ym2uud0zt48r09vrhgnl3wsmszcms47ausa


Mosquitti Vanilli


I would tomahawk tuah that 🤤


The 41s look so good. Might get a pair!


One of us!


Estara https://image.nostr.build/a6a5f9454f306a4c30994c61254823a31027e70cde497c75bf41b6f3b0f1a713.jpg


Weird. Idk 🤷🏻♂ do you have Version 1.9(14)?


You should be able to search Damus in the App Store and it will say Update where it says Open for me https://image.nostr.build/a60ab38eba900b582463035358e410927bd0a1b1927e97a87e96ce7d9e7fd0e5.jpg


The update fixed my crashing


The San Diego Padres are the Atlanta Hawks of #MLB.

Made a conference finals ahead of schedule
Made a big trade for a big name
Traded big name for less return
Always about a .500 team https://image.nostr.build/95dfee943d261e4f00d0678dce73eb7892b3ce27743bf27756911006cb91f0fd.jpg


nostr:npub16secklpnqey3el04fy2drfftsz5k26zlwdsnz84wtul2luwj8fdsugjdxk a fellow balls tanner


Seven Tons?


Carlos Alcaraz wins as a Spaniard in England. Spain beats England in football. Pretty good weekend for the Spanish 🇪🇸


We're pushing a new appstore version to fix a crash affecting some users. Sorry about that! I guess if you're experiencing the crash you won't see this message ;_;

Happy Sunday!


Oops. Meant to post this on your “When you realize it’s Monday” post 🤦🏻♂


The fact you can air fry cod from frozen is a game changer.


Oh shoot, is that tomorrow?


I’m only Nostr bro


We need a popularity metric on #Nostr. Like if I mention Hawk Tuah girl to a normie would they get it or is that just Nostr mainstream?


Air fried cod with wild rice and a side of broccolini https://image.nostr.build/6173dfb2abaa3237f4d065cd3d7605b07c9e33b20843d5e39e33ed9f62b30ba4.jpg


You Messin’


GN Sarah!


Gains 💪🏻


This is very common in Virginia. Warshing DC. Love it!


Too hot to workout outside. So 15 miles on the #peloton https://image.nostr.build/dce8fcc5eea843e019a37500eff08787e4ef9f4eb1213538a4c5ef16cbb13cc8.jpg


Looks like #Nostr is not where I want to be tonight. Making a nice dinner and listening to Bossa Nova. ✌see you all when you settle down.


nostr:npub1n5r9lpxqewnmpmux7hfdz40xecq30z52x0sef7vend6f0vdjyqds020ngn is here 🙌🏻


Maybe he’s an ultra marathoner looking for his running buddy!


Creepy crawler 😳


We have a gym with an hourly doggy daycare next door.


Me: I haven’t set an alarm clock in 15 months

Them: What changed?

Me: I have a kid 😴


The nigh is goo


My suggestion is you custody your sats with me. IMHO.


Fuck the 2 party system


IT IS EXCITING. Oh crap, I was holding down Shift.


I believe Wayne Gretzky said that.


Snake backwards


GN


Ever heard of a standing desk?


Technological improvements are deflationary because as technology/AI/robotics expand, the benefits from them improve other parts of life at a greater rate.


Kitchen Nightmares is great. The perfect amount of cringe.


Put PC games in our cereal box again.


So slugs have 4 Nostr-ils? 🤔


We’ve got some rushin rivers here in Colorado!


Lol. I get my wife a box of chocolates and flower for Valentine’s Day.


Vamo' a tirarno' un selfie
Say "Cheese"

https://tidal.com/track/227614741?u


Blackjack?


“Kesha makes millenials feral.” - Cody Rigsby #peloton 😂


Popeye is that you?


Watch me!


There are some more normal people in Nostr that talk about more than BTC. Just takes some time to find them. Welcome, hopefully you stay! It’s a fun place.


Welcome. It’s simple https://image.nostr.build/41ab28e8de1cc5ce92390a2f6c40304fb8ef413556a2b9266086196699bef563.jpg


Whoops, wrong link. http://m.richmondfreepress.com/news/2024/jul/11/sexual-assault-allegations-prompt-museums-to-reconsider-wiley-exhibits/


He’s a great artist but has some stuff going on. https://epmgaa.media.clients.ellingtoncms.com/img/photos/2024/07/11/Kehinde_Wiley_t750x550.jpg?d885fc46c41745b3b5de550c70336c1b382931d2


I’ll check in a couple of months


GN Connie ✨🫂💜


You know it’ll be back


Lol, I was riffing off riri


GN Rah Rah


GNJ


Hi 👋🏻


Weird. I’m on iPhone. Here’s the link if you want it https://wavlake.com/track/e0cb2750-1763-470c-8ebc-8098b6448b55


There is a search feature? https://image.nostr.build/a67d4fa17ef3b15ab95645ac3bb62735e8b70f2d0fb8baeb5a343221a87adc10.jpg


Me: Looking for a nice outdoor pot

Noshole: Not in my hardware store 😈


Actually, we might need a factory reset.


Can someone please try turning the simulation off and back on?


Seaweed salad is delicious! Enjoy


Nope. Not for me! I like likes nostr:note12ts5cthcn386pjer3kql83zv00a5gkwssjw9e7g4xae4z8d0zk5qz07vw8


Costs $15 a month.


I just dump data into a database now. FiveTran moves everything into a DigitalOcean hosted server and then hook up Postgres to the server with TablePlus. Then create tools on top of the data using Retool.


I believe nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s is mentioned in that one too!


Today’s my off day but kind of want to Peloton 😬


If Snoop Dogg and Dobby had a baby…


Looks delicious! What seasoning is on the salmon?


That is cool. Might keep it on for the badge


I don’t like


Now I can’t see likes 😠


I’ve activated only zaps. Will let you know how it goes.


Man, if you lived through the blocksize wars you’re very seasoned by now. Respect 🫡


I’d send you a .5 Zap if I could


Can you request 3:33?


Some people on here like to tell you how you should behave.


We are not accepting heat at this time. Please try again later.


GM Onyx


Babe, things got wild last night. Major D. https://tidal.com/track/346803118?u


Oh, gotcha. Yeah, that’s pretty crazy given their stance on Bitcoin for the past 15 years!


GMJ


True. They have impeckable standards.


Politicians co-opting Bitcoin is not the same as accepting Bitcoin.


Crows don’t believe in Santa Claus.

They believe in Santa Caws.


Listening to Vivaldi


I saw the original in Barcelona https://image.nostr.build/44d047637721c5e42b44b2eb0b31f0f0c839d0947612e0d6ca13281205fe7d8e.jpg


I can see what Arianna Grande saw in Mac Miller 💜


“The world is so small til it ain’t” Mac Miller #MacMiller


Utility 🤝


Everything is a business decision.


gilnight


Swimming > Circles because Swimming is meticulously produced #MacMiller


December 2022. Baby on the way. I couldn’t fit into pants I’d worn for years. Wake up call to do better. And I have. Every day since I have done better. I’m not perfect but moving towards a better me.


Have you ever brought peace to your soul?


I think a first principle for me is don’t lie. There is nuance to it, like not sharing the whole truth. But not lying is important imo.


People: All Phil does is share Mac Miller music

Phil: Yeah, pretty much 🤷🏻♂


Relax https://tidal.com/track/127872910?u


Literally https://image.nostr.build/bffd708bf8c261dcbf28af5d0f9a9393abc0c471f840c0de144f8bc58bc8a92d.jpg


Comfort music https://tidal.com/album/127872906?u


I’m not saying I’m immune to social engineering but some of the shit you all believe is mind blowing.


That’s a SpongeBob meme


Falcon?!


I grew up a 5 minute drive from the beach (in Maine - so a cold beach). I live close to the mountains now but the beach is a different vibe, especially in summer. nostr:note1xh8sv2ec8nernzx0wukmwkwuhp9e3v8x8st7lza3dxjdhxd9j3mssjt40d


I miss the beach 🏝


Take over the [Bitcoin] world when I’m on my Donald Trump shit https://tidal.com/track/272317993?u


Thanks for sharing!


The working world…


I’m an open ear maxi… nostr:note1d6ahzyxn0z4dc7q6mvfk2mmzh4tmyycy3fp8fxxa8rt4ztlwvtrqvzxnn5


Absolutely!


Politicians supporting Bitcoin is not a good thing.


GN ✨💜🫂


Fuck that shit


Carl Duskoevsky


That’s a lot of Sats bro


James!


3hrs past 4:20


Is that the Love Actually street?


Ollie Ollie Ollie!


The real treasure was the sats we stacked along the way.


Hi everyone

This poor, remote town in Peru uses #bitcoin

It’s has to be seen to be believed 💜

https://youtu.be/-uCyFQPpdGI


Checkout the awesome selfie I just took! https://image.nostr.build/ff05b21b6e5181d1ecf8bc97cd0f207edf125341a573d4287c08e296a679fdb7.jpg


Got the run in before it’s super hot 🥵 #proofofrun #running https://image.nostr.build/82a886857a3d27bfa1d870baf4b4173a0da2d9e5ec99c79a3685e376abfc40e7.jpg


My nickname in high school was thunder thighs 😂


Signed up for an 85 mile bike ride. Need to transition from more running to more biking.


Ordered house shoes. Feeling domesticated.


How do dogs determine who’s stronger?

Pug-of-war


I am not bot. I Phil. Have a lovely goodniiighhtt.


The window’s all the way open here 😂


Goodnigth Connie!


2. Canned tuna and cottage cheese


Propaganda comes in many flavors. Just because it supports your views doesn’t mean it’s not propaganda.


And The Expose is not a propaganda machine? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Expos%C3%A9


Way to outwork! 💪🏻 #peloton https://image.nostr.build/bf117a90c5f257525ba4c2612b423aac2ac793872ca4bcdf450212096893b71b.jpg


No shank you


Or don’t come to a conclusion and be open to changing your mind.


In everyday life, people hate to be the exception. They want to fit in.

And yet, legends are told about the exceptions. Legends are born from the extraordinary.

Men who led extraordinary military campaigns. Men who were born poor but built a dynasty. Women who fulfilled a man’s role out of necessity and became an outlier success. Men who created timeless art but were likely gay at a time when it was not allowed.

The woke view tries to pull everything up or down to the average, regardless of merit.

The fascistic view tries to suppress the exceptions and keep them down, while propping up those who haven’t earned it but who support the leader.

The truly based view, however, invites everyone up toward excellence. Especially the exceptions.


👋🏻 hi


Buckle up! Going to be a scorcher this weekend. https://image.nostr.build/70cf4f2f4d5c33dc37c27cf6080ec8c863c6e6ba2184086ecdea17fb613d6fdb.jpg


I haven’t stopped doing this


I’m a simple man https://image.nostr.build/f94384d98dee3add92ca9141776526547686dbc2434258e4fad73e0785fbbb59.jpg


Looks a bit cloudy for that


Do you put your utensils in the dishwasher handle up or handle down?


You can check three of them off at once!


“Happiness is the gap between expectations and reality.” - Morgan Housel


Happy Monday everyone! Let’s kick names and take butt!


I’d need a lot more Bitcoin to buy any of the Celtics 😂


GNva


Boogy monstr


My deck rocks https://image.nostr.build/25f2f5565fcd8873f02a3cded3b5f5b1020e6816cc6981ce4c789df3f5fb43e9.jpg


Five Flap Dan ⭐


Poke


GNhole


GN ✨💜🫂


Commonly known as the sphincter egochecker


I guess I check my ego at least weekly 😬


Uhhh… I own this mug https://image.nostr.build/83a8f58a6bd13bd1ff26eb351ca85a4c35d3de87fefd652170d12de41176a966.jpg


I scored! #playingthegame


River in my backyard https://image.nostr.build/8e21cb491f72326995f91cb86ab27a553e7715b16ac86ec2d6aff996515c9131.jpg


They are both races? Relay race, political race.


Why 5’6”? Seems very limiting.


Cupid in his idgaf phase


I live in exhaustion 😬


I’m sorry I broke when you dropped me.


Cupid really into screwing these days smh


#sushtr


Thanks! Good to be back!


For sure! Backpacking is a great reset. We just did car camping but still great to disconnect from the real world for a bit.


Hiked with a baby too! https://image.nostr.build/df8e8e3b9edd1d83519091a631688ca43ca8e3fb052501d1c1dafa956f0de09e.jpg


Back from 4 days in the mountains! #nostr https://image.nostr.build/5dbef36cc4e5f4b2d42b833ecc66b328a98a00d4d0fdba14a4496125c0eb1b64.jpg


GN ✨💜🫂


syad eseht tnereffid gnipyt eb I 🤔


🔥 https://tidal.com/track/329995423?u


All you people posting relaxing #coffeechain photos when I’m running around chugging coffee while chasing a 1 year old, trying to get her to eat, and trying to get her dressed for the day. One day I’ll have a relaxed coffee day again 🙏🏻


#proofofrun #running https://image.nostr.build/15b6fb47f3623a91ad05b1bbca66a4f3d13b50b128f1834c29ff682432587c45.jpg


Tap water’s the best ngl


It’s crazy how talented she was with how much potential she still had!


I’m “I have a nightly skin care routine” years old


Welcome to #nostr https://image.nostr.build/032613ce8a499d02d7ba8a1ff11f6333bbd4845810ad6840e3f44fb9fa3a460d.jpg


What were you doing up so late?

…

Having an AI generate funny words on this website called turdsoup.com


Waiting on my AI vacuum to charge. Hurry up!


Miguel has serious “I never wear shoes because they make me fall down” vibes


Night Jay 💜


unlock, sympathetic, kiwi


Wait, Turd Soup generates images?!


Pineapple Belongs on Pizza 2024


Sand Attack?


Assquisite


Yep! My wife loves mezcal, we both love mole.


That’s really cool! We’ve heard great things about Oaxaca and have always wanted to go!


Queen Elizabeth, have you tried the vibrate button? #turdsoup turdsoup.com https://image.nostr.build/6d2392293b3c2121fc892863c868b7b333422229dc8ac0799031dc2ef23fe35d.jpg


build, optimistic, hero


italian, discouraging, dust 😂


I can understand the apprehension


We go at least once a year and I’m getting the itch to go again soon. Oaxaca is our next stop trip!


Missing Mexico 🇲🇽


I’m here for food. #Nostr comes with free food, right?


I deactivated Twitter 12/18/22 and joined Mastodon. Then found #nostr a few months later 💜🫂🧡


Where are there never enough doors? Moardoor


You’re a love catalyst


Fave hun!


Maxis are stubborn


You’re deep into a project when you know all the Home Depot employees  by name.


Honey, things got crazy last night. I think I sent a deck pic to your mom.


Jubilees exist. So do trillion dollar coins. The US has economic nukes in their war chest if necessary.


No one can tell you how to think. Only you can.


Saw him in DC in a room that couldn’t fit more than 50 people. Pretty cool concert experience! https://tidal.com/track/6828900?u


Night night


GNah


Are you saying buy the dip?


Show me your deck and I’ll show you mine


Hey everyone, check out my deck pics 🤭 https://image.nostr.build/bc3889ed11a634d791e3f73470cbc743d02e78048dce1ef650934035495a2870.jpg https://image.nostr.build/8e019482b8921e4fc2a8ba2a2d3f72f50fa821015a7821dbafe2177981f18650.jpg https://image.nostr.build/b4e1580c5f331a5eba36b801b6471c656aacde91c8c4b34fc1311ed815c1c651.jpg


The anxiety is never as much as it is.


Keep on stacking


24 hours at least


2.28.20 I saw Tones and I before lockdown in Dallas. https://tidal.com/artist/10954264?u


I understand I take a different path. But fuck you if you try to take a different one.


“The right-wing conservatives think it's a decision
And you can be cured with some treatment and religion
Man-made, rewiring of a pre-disposition
Playing God, aw nah, here we go
America the brave still fears what we don't know
And "God loves all his children" is somehow forgotten”

https://tidal.com/track/17342569?u


Why don’t you listen?


GN ✨💜🫂


I don’t need pec implants 😂


Arid is aridden the pests…


GN 🙏🏻


Night ✌💜


I grew up in New England and dealt with them all the time. Now in the Rockies I just walk in shorts everywhere 🙌🏻


Ticks are floaters so they typically attach themselves to tall grass or branches they can crawl up from the ground. Most likely you’ll only come in contact with them at leg level.


Long socks, long pants. Tuck your long pants into your socks. Check every nook and cranny when you shower.


Good old fashion bandwidth measuring contest


Orchestrates


Depends on the check mate 🤷🏻♂


Prayers up 🙏🏻


Thank you! 🙏🏻


Memesterbate


I need to improve my pecs. Any advice? #nostr #workout


Has anyone heard from nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s?! Last I heard he was having an old fashioned while fasting 😬


My location is in my bio 😂. I’m on an extender network, don’t judge https://image.nostr.build/2a48b2636853f88403283c3b6234bcd0e022ece11f7d821b944a2606118415b4.jpg


Location 👀. Ok Fed


“There are strong reasons for believing that what to us appear the worst features of the existing totalitarian systems are not accidental byproducts, but phenomena which totalitarianism is certain sooner or later to produce.” - FA Hayek, The Road to Serfdom

https://fee.org/resources/the-road-to-serfdom-chapter-10-why-the-worst-get-on-top/


It’ll probably feel like 3 old fashions! Sounds like a blast!


Both are life. One is living.


Bro, I deleted my X account before it was called X


Sir, why are you walking with bacon in your hand?

That’s my emotional support bacon.

*takes bite*


GM! ☕

Soon you will get an alias mail service over nostr.

Share and get 21sats to spread the info! ⚡

Not sure who would be interested.

#grownostr #plebchain #email #alias #mail #nostr


The only debate I entertain is whether I should add guacamole to my chips and salsa order.


Thought #Nostr would be free of debate talk. Guess not. ✌


It’s like we invented internet but still live in serfdoms


Friendly reminder, #FreeRoss


Bizzhole


Night Jay


Hopefully it’s Bitcoin banks and not fiat banks.


GN ✨💜🫂


Fish n Chips is the Number 1 bar food. Enjoy!


How’d that turn out 😂


GM 🫂


Is a broth side hustle called a brothle?


Funky Fartlek, I’ve had a few of these before 🤭 #running https://image.nostr.build/4a36d26091ca277c9a22397b07694d01f8fa463ca5db31694fe4ecb638ea12f3.jpg


What happens to data if it sits in the sun too long?

It gets trendlines.


Get outside and look at grass!


Saucers, touché


Cocoaddiction


Back at it 💪🏻 #running #ProofOfRun https://image.nostr.build/1732b76c0fcc4ce63eddac7d7fbfaabd5cce1031382779c036e3a4995536664b.jpg


Hey! I just wanted to remind you that you’re doing great! Life isn’t easy, but I’m proud of you. You’ve done so much to get to where you are right now, & that’s beautiful. Your mind can trick you, but don’t give it the power to bring you down. Never stop believing in yourself! 🫶🏼

LIFE TIPS✅


SweetSleepSarah


James Bond likes his cocktails shaken, Nostr’d


#FreeRoss


Sergio the Alby dealer https://media0.giphy.com/media/3qszuhq4yLdGeNnGo6/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952h8nm2gvd61bhe7urzem6m5w5gyr5i39cjwjwvl10&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g


They’re tennis ball colored


It’s not Mt Gox it’s Mt Gotozero


Change the game
Don’t let the game change you


I pre clean my dishes at night
Like a like a responsible adult


Freedom is the weed that can’t be killed.


I hope you awake sunny side up! GN


GN Connie ✨💜🫂


Nostr Damus 🤔


Skillin it


Chocolate!


He’s a ten but he runs a speed test in every room he walks into.


GM 🫂💜☘


Tua Tagovailoa (looking up): What’s that?
Me: That’s a Hawk, Tua


I worked in pest control for a few years. Nothing I can’t handle now!


I’ve got a three letter word for the three letter words. Bet.


It’s the gritty voice that draws me to him but at the end of the day, listening to LaMontagne always leaves me believing I can become the person I want to become. https://phil-garland.com/2017/07/if-i-could-only-listen-to-one-artist-for-the-rest-of-my-life-itd-be/


Disgusting https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-third-child-with-neuralink-exec-shivon-zilis-2024-6?amp


Coinbase is probably fastest. Or a loaded friend who’ll accept btc.


It’s not that careful


Underrated OutKast song https://tidal.com/track/1772296?u


Chartreuse has to be an ingredient. No one can decent how you say it.


GN 💜


Type of guy who puts the sake next to the soy sauce in the fridge.


Walking fast, faces pass…


#FreeRoss too!


Value lies within the caverns of yourself
Most people only see the facade


We join spokes together in a wheel,
but it is the center hole
that makes the wagon move.

We shape clay into a pot,
but it is the emptiness inside
that holds whatever we want.

We hammer wood for a house,
but it is the inner space
that makes it livable.

We work with being,
but non-being is what we use.

Lao Tzu


“Don t play what's there, play what's not there.”
Miles Davis

GN 💜🫂


I’m always looking on my walks 😂


I found $5 this morning. May as well pay it forward. nostr:nevent1qqsp84kpwjwcjhwr6rvva0mzfykemv4zghx6q53zmt0xwpvqqcme8hcpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejsz8rhwden5te0dehhxarj9ekh2arfdeuhwctvd3jhgtnrdaksz9thwden5te0wfjkccte9ehx7um5wghxuet5qyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnswf5k6ctv9ehx2aq4xj8g8


We really should celebrate late April/all of May when the days are getting longer and mourn the solstice as the days are now getting shorter.


Finding, or listening to other people who are finding, patterns in data


GN 🫂💜


Where did you get your burner? We love making paella but have only done it on the stove top so far.


After having our dog over, the neighbor gave us a “Dog Training 101” book. Is he insinuating something or just being nice? 🤔


It’s definitely not my favorite viral nostr trend


Relaxing on a beach 🏖 looking at glorious waves 🌊


I was wondering what happened to nostr:npub1nnn379gxen6tn8erft6fh43q905g82q0jks4t3hf58pkl4l8srrsyjkzrt


Camohole


Did Puzzles say “Will you be the jig to my saw?”


Went for a walk, found $5.


That was me on Wednesday. Multiple HD trips 😂


Congrats on playing! And great shirt Sergio!


Why do you love Bill Withers?


Fried zucchini flowers 😋


Noam Livesky


Send me a genre, I’ll give you a great song


There are words I don’t the true word for because my parents taught me a different word for it.


CBD your C


Bitcoin Saves Lives


What could that alternative be 🤔


High EQ can be hard sometimes


I love my baby 💜


Those are amazing seats!


Hozier

You should make new music

Hozier makes new music

You should make music that doesn’t sound like your old music


GN ✨


Go Lynx!


People are smarter because of social media and knowledge sharing #nostr #bullish


Rhianna be like Blockchains and Blockwhips excite me


The optimal zone for performance is 'slightly hungry.’ - Naval Ravilant


A Zap doesn’t count as selling, right? Asking for an IRS agent…


Bro, don’t look a gift horse in its mouth.


More like Willie Amaze. RIP


“Skills that pay the bills” meant something back then.


Blasphemy. A hot dog is a hot dog.


Gn, speak for yourself xo


Titlas 🤭


Usain Bot


GN 💜


Lol. The saying “Kids are a lot of work” is true and an understatement.


Very boulder of you.


Raising a one year old and in the middle of a move.


Exhaustion


Oh Noam


Does it count as intermittent fasting if your first food is beer at 2pm?


Do we have to hate you? Asking for a friend


I thought Jayson would get it with his Game 5 play but Jaylen was definitely better over the whole series. Well deserved!


Celtics! ☘


Nostrmentary wen?


Specifically to New Englandahs


SimplySleepah bed time pitch idea


Nostsleep?


Excited for white hat AI hackers


Listening now 🙏🏻


The macroeconomic trends say focus on what’s going on at home. 🤷🏻♂


GN 🫡


We listen to Bossa at least once a week


GNWedge


#dadlife


GN ⚡


The power of nostr is that anything and everything you build here can't be stripped away from you at a moments notice because someone else actually controls your account. Once people understand this, why would they bother building reputation anywhere else.


Who puffed that perfect cloud?!


GN Complainah 💜🫂


GN 💜🧡✨


Just being a dad, watching golf #dadlife #golf #usopen https://image.nostr.build/89bce4f866c4f6627565a5ece9b322bd7d438f021b83e663585afcf2daf73be8.jpg


Daddy Satoshi 💜🧡


Two parties suck.


Mainstream might be greater than Blockchain


Spending my night jamming to Biggy


Sleep happens


Goodnight Jay 💜


Nation states wen?


Drop bombs

Politicians


GN


Fuck the 2 party system


Talk to your friends 🫂


Man made fire
Jobs made light (on the iPhone)


Oof


Found a fitting drink #dadlife https://image.nostr.build/859dfea6cd2c8e2ff98f8de7af7d5b6e6ffcd614bec8d5749e83e5fe401e1390.jpg


2x10min at 8:00/mile 💪🏻 #proofofrun #running https://image.nostr.build/eed2db97b2d52f5025677b5c24a4fed8142aaf9f941664d3b48167b855542cd1.jpg


GN ✨🫂💜


GN 🫂


Or maybe a Martian, stupid auto-correct?


George R.R. Martin?


Marty McFly?


GN 💜


#tunestr

https://tidal.com/track/74131727?u


Me either… https://image.nostr.build/3f95504d87fe83d3d362e46765a187709cdb577880a08da7d31b44c53c479510.jpg


#tunestr https://tidal.com/track/317153538?u


Whipping up a lil bolognese 😋 https://i.nostr.build/7GXWn.jpg


You’re an idiot


2008 I was 18. I don’t remember the championship much. 2022 I went to the Game 7 Finals in Miami but we lost to Golden State in the Finals. The Celtics are on the precipice of my first real NBA Finals Championship of my life. Let’s go! ☘ https://image.nostr.build/2caf88dd8a8c1221bc6fdc808159db70aea322ee806e39265d2f97dba2436520.jpg https://image.nostr.build/aa8287d6729bcc938724d820d4215a28b76cebe8ca955bd6afdbd5efb9ac930c.jpg


Is anyone who is on #nostr bad at their job?


If I could only eat one food it’d be jasmine rice


GN ☘


Celtics! ☘


Puzzle pass


Noshole’s husband doesn’t have a fart fetish? Puzzling…


“Zap me” sounds different to normies 🤷🏻♂ nostr:note14kws3axksxk29h9lceexapal8wzy6ft7hgcheu50gn59kve9czjqgv3gvn


Trying to explain to people that my social media presence is #nostr


Okay View https://image.nostr.build/839bcfedbee8beafb77f885da26354bcdc784e12a9989aa5077f00d61f55cbde.jpg


Czech Mate


How do #nostriches present at #nostr conferences?

By using Praugjectors


Proof of run before it’s 95F today 💪🏻 #running https://image.nostr.build/b2091ae9012c71508d02099523b66687d28b5c6108a6f8947f3d5d1ce01b26b1.jpg


GM ☀🧡


This is the way


Shaqtin’ a fool


Does it count if my dog touches grass? https://image.nostr.build/3dc214478d96b2bab38f6a08064b772502911fc29546003a8049c59206db585d.jpg  nostr:note1rq6vfeersrqr3uzyjdfx5nk37cfunymzuu46cx30cgud9crdux7s0txxfq


We should get rid of weekdays and make everyday a touch grass day.


Amy 💜


GN 💜


GN ✨


If you put silverware into the dishwasher utensil side up. Sus.


What did the people who went to the Eras Tour say after her show?

Sauté


Daniel came out as a grammar nazi nostr:nevent1qqstp0dzvxhzukz23z47hg4g8tq7h4yzv7y3peuwz7v50uat82mjw3cprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujummjv9hxwetsd9kxctnyv4mqzxthwden5te0dehhxarj9ecxcetzvd5xz6tw9ehhyecpvemhxue69uhkv6tvw3jhytnwdaehgu3wwa5kuef0dec82c33v9jksvn6wu6x2mr9waun2d3cxfk8scek0phxcut6dfh8s6mnwyenqvm8wa6nymnsveshsep589mx6er9xeckxuf5demhs0mzwfhkzerrv9ehg0t5wf6k2qguwaehxw309ahx7um5wghxy6t5vdhkjmn9wgh8xmmrd9skc20l8yv


Jetty life 🤙🏻


Sorry boss, my dog unplugged my monitor. I can’t work anymore today.


Checking if your ok, are you’re ears bleeding?


Their, they’re Daniel. There going to be okay.


Does the 21 zap stand for 21 Savage or something else? 🤔


That assumes we’re on centralized platforms 😬


Post moar


somewhere in between everything.


Kids are exhausting 😴


Proof of run 💪🏻 #running https://image.nostr.build/b7036643a65494720179cb6c10407de34d88427c654ddfc78e7c18f104ef3841.jpg


nostr:npub19aftr8lpgz8knmswjz0d3l9vzwx97dcvqh0zfuxcxu9d57t4yv3sz4v28l might know?


Good morningio


Duece #2 is redundant #tennis


Pickles are just salty cucumbers


Pickle juice is amazing!

This post was paid for by Big Pickle™


Nice work!


Happy 6/9 to all who celebrate!


GN Sar0x


The thing about getting older is respecting the people coming up who are younger and smarter.


idk why „freedom“ rings right-wing extremist in america but in time we’ll dispel that here


It amazes me how out of touch other generations can be.


Anxiety is the monster you make it.


Will Faraday 🫡


The croc brain rules everything around us.


1. Credence Clearwater Revival
2. Mac Miller
3. Modest Mouse
4. Amy Winehouse
5. Glass Animals


What’s your Top 5 bands of all time?


I’m converted to Bose Ultra Open Earbuds 🤷🏻♂


The struggle I feel is nothing compared to the struggle of many.


Night Jay


I think he can handle his own security


May the barre gods be in your favor 🙏🏻


Vamo' a tirarno' un selfie
Say "Cheese"
- Bad Bunny


BAMF


Enjoy!


I’ve definitely gotten snobbier with the more wine I drink. I don’t think I like this one but I don’t let a bottle go to waste!


Description: This white wine has hints of pineapple.

Me: Is this pineapple juice?


Who won?!


You were hoping for a Winkleloss 😂


I’ve heard of howler monkeys but never whistle gorillas


Stack sats. Stay humble. Poke stack to grow bigger.


Squirtle because Blastoise is a beast


Subscribing to this newsletter helps. An optimistic take on our living conditions. https://humanprogress.org/


Koality climber!


If you’re looking for a trippy music video https://youtu.be/qLgwCQKBcP8?si=ovEi31OfjQUv_ik-


GN


GN Connie


How do you bbq a frog?

Ribbit 🐸


No no no https://media2.giphy.com/media/11ai6rk49qkHPq/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952n0wgdpoeeccqv37rwnr9tjpcvg3dyoo4cnefbdl5&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g


Don’t doxx, dixx


It saved us all


Good night 😴


Are record players superior to today’s music players?


I should be a selfie girl lol


nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s how do we make this happen?


You mean Sarumine Long?


I sent my stimulus money to a non-US resident…


GN Danjaf


Who’s who? https://image.nostr.build/61a47d09d42049f1a3258db2cd2199e7e2b1b158cb75912cc7e256b4a2349bcc.jpg


Night Connie 🙏🏻


Just wait


They don’t


Politics, man.


I’ll take my L


You’re right. He’s maybe Top 50…


Does Biden know what a Bitcoin is?


Belonging is a human need 🫂💜 help people belong


Do Bitcoiners want Trump to speak?


I’m glad the Latvian Unicorn is back! ☘


Has Gafford been played out of the series already? #nba


Celtics + Estrella Damm https://image.nostr.build/f3600fc392290fcc41562603a1d6e3c4ddd4058161701c47e22b37aff1168e79.jpg


GN SimplySteakrah


Nosangeles?


#meme #memstr #fiatjaf #grownostr
https://image.nostr.build/fa73e58e2f4cf80726bf6017113f467ed69f391328302c2a2d41395959653d2b.jpg


I’m not worried, yet…


I was at Game 6 of the 2002 ECF Celtics vs Nets when Jason Kidd beat the Celtics to get to the Finals. Now Jason Kidd is the coach against the Celtics. My fandom has gone full circle.


Kristaps is so good. Finally gets to show it in the spotlight!


Night fiatJay


fiatjaf is the new Dan


The Latvian Dirk!


Let’s Go Latvia!


Yeah, lots of side options with flank steak. Delicious meal 🤤


Welcome to the Kristaps show! ☘


KP looks alright #nba


Too late


Flank steak covered in chimichurri with sides of smooshed potato and air fried broccoli https://image.nostr.build/2bec478a447956594788d9d1c7fa1e3bfff0a32bdcd19e7078b2b2d913aef4a2.jpg


It’s finally here. #NBA Finals #Celtics ☘


“It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong.” - Thomas Sowell


New name, who dis?


But the one thing the American dream fails to mention
Is I was many steps ahead to begin with
My skin matches the hero, likeness, the image
America feels safe with my music in their systems
And it's suited me perfect, the role, I've fulfilled it
And if I'm the hero, you know who gets cast as the villain
White supremacy isn't just a white dude in Idaho
White supremacy protects the privilege I hold
White supremacy is the soil, the foundation, the cement and the flag that flies outside of my home
White supremacy is our country's lineage, designed for us to be indifferent nostr:note13xpykcrf38h50zsf2d4f7u26xfx6zzjucujuhpuddpt3ttnj239sexper8


Run complete before it gets 90+ F outside #running https://image.nostr.build/c4bb70a745719b59f8bb088f79d561aa099036e4b6a952d6f592cad9f25af69f.jpg


GN 🫂


UNBEETABLE COMBO


KP IS BACK! ☘


Nope. https://image.nostr.build/29846e7432a5c2a20cfa209893dc8f0847d549e9eee2b6797c150d630d5a50dd.jpg  nostr:note1l89p07h0f79pssfhxsyegc463ea9pfw3yrgxlda84plsmgs9jgxq3qw0cs


Fartlek (🤭) complete on this Global #Running Day https://image.nostr.build/8c9e2425d77096ea4b218e2d51c90cd6903ea5f11f39cd5ce9a29554f49c09d1.jpg


This conference could’ve been a Zoom call.


GN ✨


It was great day in the simulation.


8k complete #running 💪🏻 https://image.nostr.build/c2ea08855b261ab10f23b9062f0b3c997ab0a59d16eccae2c5b948aa4537320c.jpg


This is simpler https://image.nostr.build/37136d0c977e0991071ef1d4e4610649953e6e6324b1b0b4fb5863810992efac.jpg


Mac Miller is a top 5 rapper


We are not who we are today. We are who we are going to be. We are the finished product if you see it.


Personally I like Swimming better than Circles but people ask questions when you like Swimming 🤷🏻♂


Amy Winehouse, Avicii, Mac Miller. Died too soon. Love you.


Mac has a fund for Pittsburgh I contribute to and you can too https://pittsburghfoundation.org/macmiller#:~:text=The%20Mac%20Miller%20Fund%20supports,Point%20Breeze%20neighborhood%20of%20Pittsburgh.


He was just getting started


I miss Mac


One of the best albums https://tidal.com/album/127872906?u


GN SimplyRewindah


5th Harmony Camila!


That’s about to be me 😬


Sir, why are you walking with bacon in your hand?

That’s my emotional support bacon.

*takes bite*


I assume that’s a good oof


What do you call a zapped egg?

Eggstatic!


String theory in Damus wen?


Frank Zappa would have been a bitcoiner. nostr:note1fsq2xte0mlrpth7l9vx6z8dtlmqaleusnzultjyprpmvfqza05msmfc49y


Me waiting for the #NBA Finals to start https://images.app.goo.gl/skxzSsNKjD38hwux8


My wife makes a mezcal negroni that she loves. I can’t stand mezcal or campari.


One of the most beautiful songs https://tidal.com/track/227954207?u


Homemade airfried fries https://image.nostr.build/9c657deedc2fcb0e86a5c4cac8a3be998477477d47ec199158cee5489668274e.jpg


Mustard powder is the secret to any great spice mix 🤫


GN


Gn.


I think it was the slug but…


I had some (washed) lettuce with slugs on them last year and swear I was high after my afternoon salad. Make sure to wash that diligently before eating.


He’s a good introduction!


Eminem has some good songs but not my favorite.


GN ✌


This Houdini? https://tidal.com/track/326255210?u


It happened https://image.nostr.build/29846e7432a5c2a20cfa209893dc8f0847d549e9eee2b6797c150d630d5a50dd.jpg  nostr:note17gppydvspw2czzvskzjz6skkt26l07t3ndnkl0vmq4d7na5jdagshp9ejg


I feel like I need a Satoshi tshirt


You know what gets my panties in a bunch? Calling scallions green onions. What are we doing?


Yellow onions are onions. Everything else needs further classification.


The official guide to onions:
Red onions are purple
Green onions are scallions
White onions aren’t white
Sweet onions aren’t sweet
Yellow onions


They’re purple 💜


Ariana! https://tidal.com/track/349160326?u


Migrated 70% of our subscriptions onto a new invoicing tool this week. Everything’s set to run tomorrow. Hopefully nothing breaks on a Saturday 😬


Disruption is not created by one person making a massive change but by billions of people making minor changes.


As I have gotten older I have realized it is a lot harder to create change in the world than I originally believed. But I have become more appreciative of the small changes that I can impact.


I feel like I’ve seen this before https://www.thisiscolossal.com/2023/10/erosion-mitigation-units/


Happy Friday! https://tidal.com/track/34847199?u


Bro, I deleted my X account before it was called X


How did you get 84th place?!


Started calling getting drunk ‘getting naked’ (nah-kid). Does that make me British?


Impressive!


What a spectacle


Moonion


Nice 🤭 https://image.nostr.build/fb3096a59121da121d2760c3d22058261c6bab3d20a63fa2cda61f981f8d5179.jpg


What do you call a decaffeinated alcoholic drink?

Faux loko


GN ✨


Buy the dip but don’t eat the dip


That’s ncest 😬


What do you get when one nsec dates another nsec?

nsex


Staked steak


Make like a Zapdos and zap away


Not sure what it says about me that my go to music choice these days is Bad Bunny radio


Probably something with a 3, 9, and 4 🤔


GN Sarah Snowden


*this post brought to you by AI™*


Happy pooper


GN


Saw Anderson.Paak at Red Rocks. He’s phenomenal live and was running around the venue then running up on stage and drumming/rapping at the same time. https://image.nostr.build/4c2f0fd50d56988d6fbabfc4d85271901a1028f0ca5e2b993e1435571845d3d8.jpg


“They can knock you down but they will never knock you out.” Kendall Toole #peloton


Açaí you


For sure! Tatum seems like the perfect defender on Luka but how much do the Cs want to use that matchup since Tatum runs so much offense. Jaylen has played good D all year but might be too small for Luka. And Kyrie is balling right now.

I think the Celtics have the overall talent edge but Luka/Kyrie are good enough to win 4 out of 7. Definitely will be a good series just wish I wasn’t cheering for one side in it!


Kali Uchis ❤ https://tidal.com/track/277283706?u


Literal corny chat


I am not looking forward to playing Luka 😬


What am I supposed to do until June 6? #NBA #Celtics


Have to? I love staring at Excel 🤓


The(chaos): Daniel


Goodnigth 💜


#NBA Finals here we come! Let’s go!!! ☘


Malibu by Anderson.Paak
Circles by Mac Miller
Yeezus by Kanye West


Apparently it’s a girl! “The ponytail palm is dioecious. This means that it produces male flowers on some plants and female flowers on others. You can tell whether your flowering ponytail plants are male or female by the flower colors. Females have pink flowers; male flowers are ivory.”


Is that supposed to happen 🤔


Just moosin around https://image.nostr.build/eda290ca052aa4f58089575377664b27889af373838509d0eda37e6c4b842228.jpg


Alby got 250 invites but I’m not one 😔 nostr:note1jfynrj2axwkcavdwn7ezvc6nea59lmvk4dh902ggdke0xpwp0u8sjtr4xh


When did I become orange pilled?! 🧡


I love it!


Im on it 👋🏻


Nigth Connie


Bought.


I feel like I need a Satoshi tshirt


Walks into a bar
Bartender: Which cocktail would you like?
Me: Shrimp cocktail
Bartender: https://images.app.goo.gl/KREpZrqBLuJh4hwX9


You had me at G


Paella vibes


Get out of here Dominos. Stop targeting me! nostr:note1wylrumzfjkk26mfs5fm73yeqxwcd29k30cdravc4d5jw2rnw0d3qr2xnwl


That’s awesome! I’ve started using Merlin to identify neighborhood birds. I can identify a few by seeing them but not many birds.


Now I want a pizza 🤤


Sign me up!


Do you know the bird types or do you use an app to identify them?


Cheese pizza I can do in 4 minutes so you probably want toppings 😂


Serious foamo


Yeah, I can’t today. Is it a cheese pizza or toppings? What’s the fastest you’ve eaten a pizza?


For real?


I bet I could eat a large pizza faster than you.


That rice 🤌🏻


Go Wolves


I like playing chess against 5 year olds because it makes me feel like Magnus Carlson.


Can’t say I’m impressed 🤷🏻♂ nostr:note1waychzmpfydc20z0zccw8trkag8dran68chgp72z359ynaaz4zkqvmzw6f


Galaxy Karnage 🫡


I stumbled upon a YouTube video of someone doing it a few years back and it’s been my method ever since. So much easier to tend to the tomatoes and they vine up really well.


If you do tomatoes I highly recommend this type of trellis. Run twine down to the tomato vine and use these plant clips. https://gardening-plant.com/products/100pc-plastic-trellis-tomato-clips-plant-support-vines-veggie-garden-supplies https://image.nostr.build/c1e277a2a1edad957c8d7e3bf9d70a6195479709c65071bfa85991ae1a13db23.jpg


Listening to Booker T Jones


Beyond…


Ron Swanson is A+


Does #nostr count as social media?


That album is awesome.


Boku looks pleased


Memorial Day mountain https://image.nostr.build/a8bb42d9b4e3eb950586ac5aa53d1478de8f18f6f5a3cd0450cfd525b68b00ba.jpg


You dislike Lulu?


Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery
None but ourselves can free our minds
Have no fear for atomic energy
'Cause none of them can stop the time

- Bob Marley


And I have a view https://image.nostr.build/b2c6653aa60e39fea25dbd5234b2631aba747f1da5050d1f6458921b7c4dd004.jpg  nostr:note1gr54kpfthajyl3r79jmje4g7vr6atvvhsshgd66cf9dqy5jkzkqsmp6cky


It’s 8am and I wasn’t woken up by a crying baby. What is life?!


Gn


Me in my lululemon khaki https://image.nostr.build/4cd2d5ddaf236a8edd0ca189d32b576f5a816ffb1e5179f21cd207b94785f9e0.jpg


Good night


Seafood heaven


Very generous on the seafood (I live in Denver which has very little seafood)


Peter Thiel profits


Pardon Ross #freeross


Duh


Paella?


Clutch


JRUE!


Grow the iris not the IRS


Tomatoes planted. We’ve got Thai basil, 5 tomato plants, 3 rows of lettuce and a bunch of sugar snap peas! https://image.nostr.build/27120832f0047f628c11e32217361be2ddb52697eec947e83ccd2b0a30f008ff.jpg


Sniff grass!


One day I’ll cut open an avocado and get a different prize.


Nigth nigth 🫂


I am a dad and I do joke


Carrot cake is the best desert nostr:note182y8gm485jl34tj0yy4qf0k0k2aawytyg6ux494rknhcxpajmfwqw0z2e0


Better not lose your passkeys


Jessica here’s a Who?


Will accept sats for sat on couch. Zap me for this light.


You basically win all the Olympic medals like Michael Phelps… “Like many swimmers, Phelps has hyperextended joints — but his double-jointed ankles bend 15 percent more than his rivals. Paired with his size-14 feet, his legs act like flippers, thrusting him through the water.” https://www.biography.com/athletes/michael-phelp-perfect-body-swimming


Such a Napshole^


You must have the tannest sack


Bum bum https://tidal.com/track/2771136?u


Shit, no one survives rainbow road.


Breedlove Booty. Proof the simulation has a sense of humor.


That’s what I call a Yolk Ono…


Look over here 🎊🎉
Nothing over here 🚪


GM. Happy Friday!


Why I’m a Celtics fan:

When I was 12 years old my dad bought tickets for a Celtics game on a night in January. I found out I had basketball practice that night so instead of going to the game with my dad I went to practice instead.

My coach found out I gave up Celtics tickets to attend practice and invited me to Game 6 of the 2002 Eastern Conference Final (Nets vs Celtics) and I met Manute Bol.

Pretty cool experience and I could never cheer for another NBA since.


Can AI send emails?


It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. They've done studies, you know. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.


Lizzo! https://tidal.com/track/237061594?u


Naval on Nostr when?


One day I’ll follow my dreams 100%


Natural beauty >


ETF* 🤦🏻♂


NFT EFTs wen


I guess ETFs are this cycle’s ICOs.


Nigth Connie


Who needs a roadmap when you have a Willmap?!


Challenges complete 🫡 https://image.nostr.build/45f8a56c8d0aecb3592db5a9c77a55fdaa54458959f18e611b85a0d5b6fbb3c4.jpg


Duty 🤭


ETHfff


I have Alby and have had 0 issues. Would recommend!


Full moon tonight 🌕


As long as your eating speed is faster than ice cream’s melting speed + plate circumference. Great idea!


Heavy on veggie


What if I’m not craving pizza today? Am I kicked off nostr? 😬


I’ll gladly deliver 2 pizzas for 10,000 BTC hmu


When the moon hits your eye
Like a 10,000 BTC pizza pie
That’s Amore


Tame the Thames to tame thirst.


JB for 3!


I’m sorry to hear that. It sucks. 💜


It was a clean block! Got to make sure the refs fix their errors, I like the challenge.


Cantan’t


I’m not sure this person is an asshole but definitely manipulative. Maybe a manipulative gossiper is a better description…


Bearish


#flowerstr


Bravacado! 👏🏻


Oh ship!


Sea anemone https://image.nostr.build/309988d0f5969770e9f99d8043a653699493d3b126276f5993e1650944daa2ab.jpg


GN anemone


JFK that’s good


Walking is great!


Ran, slowly but never walked 🤙🏻


Half marathon complete 💪🏻 #running https://image.nostr.build/134e2d39ad6ad4d11058a7e2b5f10547b2778a3fd200a0eba4a51513586c48d3.jpg https://image.nostr.build/a7fda39e8ee606c3e042e717f5238b1cdc40a96f0fa7ddbd17372e7e6d6e06e6.jpg https://image.nostr.build/390e1fb815e2c041244c68ad4aa1b19f047c5d5f3594ded6206eaae22c42b329.jpg


https://image.nostr.build/60d4ede5bf82483deb0c87f8636421a211ed661cb0cb41c3b1e33033fb9c9e38.jpg  nostr:note1fkndt30e2x479avv6hl66sf8g6djsr6tl9se0swhkzulja6waznq7le724


Didn’t realize the half marathon starts at 6:30 tomorrow 🤦🏻♂


Hoka grass!


Outdoor living room https://image.nostr.build/d8adc3a4eda70c55bfd4ea65c3be89e6a94aedb67b8aa9cdf0469773879bc5fb.jpg


I see your sun halo and raise you a moon halo https://image.nostr.build/8a48ceac6528b63135fb7dab9d1577c6e11445decd9e97eaf6a95f962f05bcea.jpg


I’m good, don’t need to watch you tanning pantless


Something I need to remind myself: Assholes are assholes and if someone tells you someone else is an asshole you can trust them without needing to verify for yourself.


The necessities


My friend ran into someone in Boulder, Colorado wearing a Damus shirt. I don’t know who you are tho.

If you see this let me know…


Ran 2 miles today. Leg still doesn’t feel 100%. Going to do the half marathon on Sunday even if I’m slow. #running


Tidal’s algorithm was a little off when I first started but now it’s 🔥. I get a new jam or two every time I listen!


I saw Don McLean perform with the Portland Symphony Orchestra on 4th of July in Portland, ME a while back. Pretty cool way to watch fireworks!


GM


GM PV


Moses Hogan


Lol, I eat my carbs before dinner 😂


Honey teriyaki sesame salmon with a side of air fried brussel sprouts #foodstr https://image.nostr.build/ea519c5f6c9f692ca0ab113be7499c42d23bdfb21052ea4b183f6f842c339796.jpg


A joke for #ballstr

What do you call balls on the wall?
Walnuts

What do you call balls on your chest?
Chestnuts

What do you call balls on your chin?
Dick in your mouth…


Did you find weed?


The nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz has returned! nostr:note1e4k0mqxn6rha2tlajkvfpnz6p05x0r7je286fnqanjp6pyf7mwgq7rhrn0


No cap
https://i.nostr.build/kZqyA.jpg
#memes #funny


Biked 36 miles but didn’t go anywhere #peloton https://image.nostr.build/68e8631e731b5319720c52308c253ad202392666409fdf5aa42fa4759c518478.jpg


GN Rah


Slow but steady. 🐢 #running https://image.nostr.build/4d966a49e5ef103e7d7a34f36beaf0802b7ac705398314eef3c3bd6657291e62.jpg


GN


Your aspen lookin good


GM dust bunny 🐰


This is the (only) way.


If a tree falls in your code but no one’s around to hear it, does it make a sound?


https://image.nostr.build/fe9694b42d280015dacfdd47440ec3348a9c207495eecd830af268e6d083141f.jpg  nostr:note1azmdhzgd3pd2xf2jmhkw7jzceccx6q0d8cg89chf0zxsft9e2q8qu33g08


I was catcher in little league. Fun position but definitely requires some bravery! Way to go!


In Germany no one ever says 1-8. They just say nine.


Philosophers thought they were solving everyone’s understandings.


nostr:npub1qspus6smkn8mcdxg5jflh50s69vdgtwsd5p74gmjpzp2qekn5duqfv5afj nostr:npub17eruj45dp9vkuv3lm5q5fw8z7dd27hd2g0u7kkd4qt5emy85xees20kl63


Just casually making #bitcoin history on the daily.
https://video.nostr.build/69e402be4e8e5e88611400e5d337438ae2838a20faaf7a6584ab5a5016ba54fd.mp4


I will not listen to Jayson Tatum slander. This happens after every loss this year and then they win. #nba #celtics ☘


Found some newspaper in the concrete from May 31, 1958. nostr:note1nkwl03jsyy6flnynmyt3xjeu4j8yqk9tvku0588j5g667hmaqz8qc6hsjq


Demo day! Because some idiot put concrete on our bathroom floor. https://image.nostr.build/ff20d28b754954d72acb585a308f52b18783e03cd9b2de0fbc78ff2199aa875d.jpg


The unicorn silly 🤪


The wasps that tamed viruses

Some insects have transformed wild viruses into tiny biological weapons.

https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/05/the-wasps-that-tamed-viruses/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/417/127/045/095/004/original/8c20866efb63d21a.jpg


Horny post 🙈


We named the woodpecker in our backyard Richard. So when he wakes us up early in the morning we can call him by his nickname, Dick.


GN 💜🫂


Nothing good 😞


NIPs and Zaps and Nostriches. Welcome fo #nostr


Yeah, I find it fascinating but lean towards if it was real then someone would have more proof. But I also think ski resorts change the climate for better ski seasons so idk what’s true.


This is the best response to chemtrails that I’ve seen. “Moreover, if such a program was intended to cause harm to their fellow citizens—as is alleged by people who believe in the chemtrails conspiracy—then people working in the program would have very strong personal motivations to reveal it.”

https://keith.seas.harvard.edu/chemtrails-conspiracy-theory


Ran 3 miles in 30 minutes. Leg is feeling better but running after a stomach bug probably wasn’t the smartest idea. Hoping to get a long run in this weekend! https://image.nostr.build/fc79ce6a08887244d9d90ae04a213bb144ed7af6ca98bb4cb6d67202322bc1d7.jpg


Getting that caffeine fyx


People talk about cross-posting like they use platforms other than #nostr https://images.app.goo.gl/X4r38NHhcahEKtiAA


My my Miss American Pie


Diet advice: Have a toddler.

Lost 5lbs in 2 days from a stomach bug.


Check out nostr:npub1aftmyhm62lrp6lwsha3yzyjy5kqdvuy7g23qg28a8q0cnmudv0ds0sdcke


16 point game now 😬


Back in my day we got paid in whole Bitcoins for doing chores.


What’s he doing? Slytherin?


GN


GN Sarah


There are natural memes generated on here but I think an algorithm helps guide people’s interactions. And I think it needs some optionality/customizability to match the ethos of Nostr.


Customizable algorithm.


Now he’s CEO of Bitcoin and Nostr


Looks like my garage 😂 it’s 100 years old…


KOroo


Euphoria


Ok Charlie


What privacy Alice?


Idk


Bitcoin isn’t for privacy, it’s for non-corruptible money.


ANT 🔥


Dan FTW!


You will eat the bugs https://image.nostr.build/0c69277bd1c7f95b03ad64b01fc4e3b9e3eee556b25851869fdaf3b125a9f032.jpg


People really party for the pinewood derby!


The prophecies show how TheNoshole will return #nostr nostr:note1glmn23x50s9ryspk65atv2ldgc6c4lcfaulw4nx4njtp9u8whd2qct277v


Post to #footstr


GN


For real. Hart with the KO!


Sugar on Apple TV is pretty good. Detective show but interesting plot development. And Shogun on Hulu is solid.


Took long enough 🤪


Your playlist is on fire 🔥


Yellow Starred ⭐🫂


The whole album is fire


Money transmission receiver 👆🏻


Inflation so bad Curtis Jackson goes by 10 Cent now.


Mornin https://images.app.goo.gl/c8wPGXTs33LF6zti6


Ctrl + Shift + T. Open most recently closed tab on Chrome. Saved my ass many times 💯


Throwback!


Started riding on the Peloton this week. Leg feels ok but haven’t tested it running yet. Only three weeks until a half marathon. Hopefully I’ll be recovered enough for it 🤞🏻 nostr:note1ggx7st0qrgytlkfee4aae9egf288gy4le32fxnz5dxjlk6ev59zq48m6wf


This is always one of my stops https://www.bangersaustin.com/


Feeling euphoric today


Lego my eggo


OG money transmitter https://image.nostr.build/304cc1beaecc9d83b24e09372dd17bb697ea26a97a240960de081a9854331f53.png


Controversial Take: Birds DO exist


How I send Bitcoin #moneytransmitter https://image.nostr.build/753ae0f7a50784046f490a60e69889ea52d35ceceebf1c7c6c2f6d0534ebebea.jpg


You can be both pro-Palestine and care about Jewish and Israeli people.


How else do you get the sandwich out of your teeth?


GN frens


Nice screen, would be a shame if I touched it.


Bro 💜


Sunny day in Barcelona https://image.nostr.build/fe7ce7f92d421c9ba54f104add6800d5df11f2bd43f104b6ae5bd5a1f34a8c9f.jpg


*Will* see ya’ll (noice)


Park Guell, Gràcia #nostr https://image.nostr.build/3e2e72b07ced1696f4653b0294d16c08c5c0538320ab753e142c4dff1388ad18.jpg https://image.nostr.build/60052d0f6518a7dde6f4c90ab657bc7c6b823c526ffe5fd225fd0ae363bfc8e3.jpg https://image.nostr.build/3382e284d49f4e4096379f8974a14e2e8483cad409d34cb14c6a90da286e6c76.jpg


Musk is the new Zuck. I don’t trust either of them with my social media.


Fatherhood is terrific!


The real question is why would you want to stay on Twitter?


La Sagrada Familia https://image.nostr.build/db67c1df740d804d42c76be2d0926fd9f65b304b4cad752cea6ebde93732b5e9.jpg


Talking on speaker phone with other people around.


#benedictchain https://image.nostr.build/5cd60baa7c6bac7327bab81c976fb0cc89f04cb2db4384f3485433d7e82c3c6e.jpg  nostr:note18g5eu5y999s3nl792r4tku55k2a5dcve5qxfgr6mfz98gzp23kjq95crgh


GMixen


#benedictchain #foodstr https://image.nostr.build/5cd60baa7c6bac7327bab81c976fb0cc89f04cb2db4384f3485433d7e82c3c6e.jpg


Yes fren


I know enough to be dangerous but not enough to be right.


Is a cloudless day considered undercast?


Church on Sunday https://image.nostr.build/f8201f9d2ab2cc936b2c55fe8ef9169b746c18acb2aad5f8313ce8ffc3ac5dab.jpg


What’s new 🤷🏻♂


#nostr #streetart https://image.nostr.build/63ff4df6d29ca9b1003e2fce95712cc4e0beb0a1966052244292786daaa13a2f.jpg


Nyxy like Nipsey https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nipsey_Hussle


GM nyxy hustle


We are a part of nature and it is a part of us.
#nature

https://image.nostr.build/a25660eccb85a3ea18ee378efad1f8b7abe1bf330a4489806ef10f02bbdae410.png


Translation: White wine is best when you’re sloppy


Red wine is superior because it doesn’t need to be refrigerated.


Never Lorax


Passion is greater than existence,
the meaning of life is of more worth
than life itself.

— Stefan Zweig


Change the game
Don’t let the game change you


I’m an hour ahead… 21:42


We’re in the same time zone, I think!


Chamelejoint


Al Green 💚 https://tidal.com/track/43697107?u


DANgerous


How do you know 21 Savage is in a song? 21


The Dude abides https://image.nostr.build/183cd4de34afa2eed9f6b9159d19b65e9beb4cf7e0f5b5164ab883a0ea46cbf7.jpg


Rooftop rioja #nostr https://image.nostr.build/7e22f7a384dea61cc3cecd737b40a1584a763d5a92fecd088fb343c7fe214dc1.jpg


GN Nostr


My Damus looks so much better now 😂 nostr:note1etu3um538ngr2ku0rtf3w6j3h9m9we786eq2g3xr9qluypfmrjhq2990wh


My #nostr feed is a halvalanche 😂


View right now #barcelona https://image.nostr.build/f939f13b2400d6375d846806822de907ec82d5d263c025de14e5886948fd46f6.jpg


So does Satoshi become Sato tonight?


More like uhxoh


Happy halving everyone! https://media1.giphy.com/media/tZCkL6BsL2AAo/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952q2djbnthlvobozbmva483yf17eq38uuoypt5smvj&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g


Hello #nostr from Barcelona 🇪🇸 https://image.nostr.build/70dedc73126d605461f0898c265caaabc4b6efe5090dd93d6ff6e60c0a7d9285.jpg https://image.nostr.build/0257a6bafdb62ac3b1f11ef0931abc40af56e879c717b4ecd6feeddbcb58ae7a.jpg


GM Nostr


GMnyx


You don’t understand me


True colors


Nostrpumpus


Anybody but Bryson please #golf #masters


Dan


So no abortion even if the woman could die?


Are you saying fundamentally incoherent because the fetus has a right to life?


It smells like spring in Colorado 💜🌸


13 for a dime. The baker’s dozen


You’ll unwrap it one day. Good luck 👍🏻


You do not support abortion. You understand the necessity of abortion. Contradictory.


What argument?


I think if the giraffes had ant instincts they’d be able to team up and stand a chance.


Semantics matter


Idk


I know the feeling… who would win? 100 ant sized giraffes or a cockroach?


So you support abortion.


So your decision during an ectopic is what?


I’m glad the bots on Nostr actually appear as bots 🤖


Have you ever heard of an ectopic pregnancy?


Except in states who do not cover it.


I think I like Jack Harlow 😬


Absolutely. It has turned into a political issue in the US.


You’re a bot


Abortion is a right.


The lizard brain is strong.


Embrace it


🤔💭 https://image.nostr.build/cc26ce123b6bb2b37cc3a2a16ecef12a41b367d006efe1b92b5ad40376587015.jpg


Nigth Connie


For sure! Rice is my favorite food 😬


I wish my doctor advised me to eat so much rice! It took a couple years, not all at once…


Just finished a 50lb bag of rice. AMA


“The current can easily travel along those pipes, and when it’s looking for a way out at the end of the line, it can jump and strike a person from the showerhead or faucet,” https://health.clevelandclinic.org/shower-during-thunderstorm


He’s not wrong…


Pretty good podcast on psychology, algorithms, negativity, extremism and our broken social media landscape. https://www.theringer.com/2024/4/9/24124973/psychologist-jay-van-bavel-explains-four-reasons-the-internet-feels-broken-negativity-bias


Happy Thursday from Moz and me! https://image.nostr.build/1a9fdc65134eb1a46cbe8e5b7e7e644272c7b4535f990881235d4d950869c048.jpg


Just setup Nests work meetings!


The only OJ I care about is the OJ in my mimosa 🥂


What age is considered middle aged?


NFDs (non fungible Dans) are superior


Maybe spiral dynamics? You’re at a higher spiral than the collective?


https://i.nostr.build/gZMJ6.jpg  nostr:note1d3jcmxvy4n2ru7hr0qxzdz9j4wn4dzq975qcppc86pvdump2j8ksar9jgc


Actually inflation is only .2% once we removed those items from CPI.


I found your next shoe https://footwearnews.com/shoes/sneaker-news/jayson-tatum-jordan-coffee-shoes-1203612022/amp/


GN Danah


Bread is Dan


Satoshi Nakadano


Dans


Is it too late to jump on the Danwagon? #danstr


We’re all Dan


#dan
https://i.imgflip.com/8mbga4.jpg


👋🏻 Danva


I cannot claim to be THE real Dan because we are all the real Dan.


You’re Dan’s Bacon now


The run didn’t go great. Might need another few weeks of recovery 😔 nostr:note14ny87laehknrj42nx4uafk59t3x76ax5ack6824r8496xjh6tndsrqdzyg


No #NBA on tonight. Guess it’s NCAA basketball 🫤


Pulled my innner left thigh. Hoping it’s healed enough to run again. Have a half marathon in 6 weeks 😬


Walked 8 miles yesterday and 6 miles today. Going for my first run in 1.5 weeks tomorrow. My leg’s finally feeling better!


65% totality is pretty boring 🤷🏻♂


Oh, thanks for sharing! I can hear The Strokes in their riffs. A new band to explore, thank you! 🙏🏻


I’ll start the night from where I’m starting. Fuck you.


I’m always cute


I’m constantly looking for bands that sound like The Strokes. 🦻🏻🎶


Two halves walk into an Npub, one person walks out.


Mezcal brand called Oaxaca Flocka Flame


James Bond likes his cocktails shaken, Nostr’d


What do you call someone who’s never been an All-Star? #nostr


True. I don’t need to be reading all of y’alls replies 😂


TGIF


4:20 here


Nossole


You know your way around meat 😉


Trustlust


When you put onions in a pan. To stir or #nostr?


Shut Eye Esh


Chili verde goes with every meal


Chili verde is a pretty common breakfast dish in Colorado.


GN Connie!


You know they have a Boston on their team! Smh


More problems, more problem solving


Shilling BSV 🫤


Zippity zappity pew


That’s my favorite time 💜


The Fallacy of Composition - when one infers that something is true of the whole from the fact that it is true of some part of the whole.


Infinite money glitch - Saylor/Moon 😂


Make sure you wipe it off before sitting. It might be wet.


Can the media really divide us if we don’t pay attention to it?


Is it really a halving if it’s halved before and will halve again?


Wishing you tuna good luck!


I take monitors everywhere 😂 https://image.nostr.build/ae7239d640d6eac7532fbfa43cb97982ddba96ec7e16189bf1acd656884c28dc.jpg https://image.nostr.build/5e45ee3d2fd9bad47cfab1235952bab845aa1b70bf7f9fe86d397d4f425f9537.jpg https://image.nostr.build/a13b71a1e4a137bf490af7b2491aa863f3744fd14e0a231c1f134c872fb87c67.jpg


Spring in Denver means outside wfh https://image.nostr.build/f3edcfabd38d2489bd4280e78cdb8c8aaf94cdd703f81d72f5bf1e1e9404329e.jpg


Damn. That dude’s reincarnations are going to be pissed 😂


You’re built different, AK


Avocados: the patience teacher.


People: Drain the swamp
Mt Gox Hacker: Ok!
People: Wrong swamp, you idiot!


You only reach a high level of expertise when you throw yourself at something and focus on it until you get expert at it.

Few.


Maybe we should have a book club exploring male psyche. Here’s a good start! https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/91781


Nut zaps


I accept fruit offerings 🤲🏻


I cruse universe looking for my #damus purple users. If I see a gold star ⭐ next to your name I’m adding you!

Purple strong together!


I’ve added enough routines to my shower that I’m getting close 😬


They have debts to pay 😬


What’s next, a #zapathong?


Did you get my message about my SSN and mother’s maiden name? I sent it last week…


With a weekly newsletter called “The Poop Scoop”


Maybe your hand just grew


We contain multitudes.


Not with these nails 💅


Am I doing this right? https://video.nostr.build/361c44439ccef069568a2c337f71646ca56724b66490ec2c7b6d171e9f2d200f.mp4  nostr:note1e2d58lwjwcjfs6jexgg7549jg84h4m403nq2v83g5p7ej0cnh36qwry34k


Back in your natural habitat


THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED, BUT IT WILL BE RELAYED.

🔥✊🔥

#cybersecgirl #nostr


Duncan (the water)


0k, d3r3k


1min-5-10-5-1 pyramid complete but my inner thigh is a bit sore. Might need to take a few days off 😔 #running https://image.nostr.build/fda848ae6d5b77560b24c870efc75dc6af1d70223dc2321627afdc400263b021.jpg


Or authoritarianism is the end game and if it wasn’t the magma carta it would’ve been some other document by some other government.


Orange is the new dessert


He should wait til it dips to $600


Even Neutral Milk Hotel prefers carrot cake https://tidal.com/track/37265687


Supreme pizza + carrot cake >


“With arms wide open, under the sunlight
Welcome to this place, I'll show you every carrot cake” - Creed


Nightshole 🫂


Carrot cake is the best cake.


Been watching The New Look on Apple TV. Didn’t realize Coco Chanel was such a traitor.


I’ll miss you 👋🏻💜


James Bond likes his cocktails shaken, Nostr’d


Inefficient but clutch. All of Atlanta’s 11 OT points and the game winner.


For sure! You need sports at a sports bar 😂


Luckily not many bars in Denver put the news on 💜


I’ve always want to own a Pleb to Table Nostraunt


He took the most shots against the Celtics since Kobe in 2002.


The slice I took is a little weird shaped but it’s delicious and I didn’t forget you! https://image.nostr.build/3bd500b76acfda6e5c186c08364f31e57c4038b05c358043e432e93e5e96fc20.jpg https://image.nostr.build/b4c26df31cc7ddb711e59a4245872586cb1795aed0f1b6544bd60f8340dbb468.jpg


There’s a bar nearby that has 1 TV usually playing old timey cartoons or basically a screensaver. It’s a nice vibe but 0 is nice too!


JB! ☘ #Celtics #NBA


Night Jay ✌🏻


Kyrie and IT might have been a detriment to the Jays late game execution. They bailed them out in the 4th.


Inflation 👀


This one https://youtu.be/qm0zWRUZ7Ps?si=ERByvNIb-hqMjyVD


One of my favorite musical performances https://youtu.be/d6DCDhRhL8A?si=yrUsG6GBXiWI4_t9


Yeah, I got that. I don’t get Diddy’s involvement.


I don’t know what Epstein did either besides being a pos


I know Diddy is in trouble but I don’t know much more 🤷🏻♂


My karaoke song https://tidal.com/track/16156372


Sum of 41…


5 night


I love this song and would lip sync it in the car https://tidal.com/track/1311661


Classic https://tidal.com/track/23273347


I’m listening to these fully. But also have listened to these songs many many times.


Happy Birthday night! 🥳


Switchfoot, DCFC, Modest Mouse


https://tidal.com/track/50096942
https://phil-garland.com/2016/11/oh-wonder-creating-album-year/


lol. It’s already in my belly 😬


Mine too 🥂


Thank you!


My wife makes me carrot cake on my birthday and I love it 🥰 https://image.nostr.build/4ded7de5a5206fdc743c683cad7ed2b4e7f782b0172eb4c83bfb572425590d21.jpg


Classic https://tidal.com/track/111440783


There are so many bucket getters in the NBA


I think the first five are:
Jokic
Celtics
Bucks
Lebron
Magic

Then I’m lost 😂


She also taught us how to spell B-A-N-A-N-A-S.


Birthday Speed Run with a pretty view #running https://image.nostr.build/cc8ab26c81a3fd1c32a8e08efecf039c37a898434c664224d44efcc55fcdc6a8.jpg https://image.nostr.build/86a2362b017c6a7111989c5accc0efa048b88aa3cb3cbe12f714056f3291dbbc.jpg


Are you saying we should be more like Gwen Stefani and have no doubt?


Do you sell it without the half star?


Just rewrite it. It never happened.


Everybody remember to wish Ross a Happy Birthday #FreeRoss


GN!


Increedible


What if you eat your shadow? Asking for a friend.


Oh, I saw this meme, I thought it was from The Wire 🤷🏻♂ https://image.nostr.build/c0cecac3b1af09153aaea39b6e4fc0b525a3c5c79b40198d2255aa7977f3f71f.jpg


No, but I saw the clip about how it’s indestructible


They’re the Speed 4s. I love them so far!


My alarm clock is having a baby 😂. It works but expensive.


For sure! That’s been my biggest change this past year though. It’s hard to stay the same person when you have a kid.


Have a kid, that change things up 😂


Tropichole


Maybe we should ban cargo ships 😂


What does that have to do with a cargo ship running into a bridge?


I feel for all the people scared of bridges today. Your fears are valid 🫂


Horny for #nostr


Worm 🪱 Moon!


New running shoes 💜🧡 https://image.nostr.build/1ad6aa0ef898be24193a030989b1170698aa2f62a9ae6091601e45c6a840422b.jpg


Love Kina Grannis! I think most Kacey Musgraves songs sound alike 😬


'Single people want relationships, settled people wonder if they’re missing out on something, traveling types miss stability, stable ones are restless, old friends want new friends, new friends miss old friends, and basically almost everyone my age has some dangling worry trailing around after them everywhere that they’re somehow not doing everything, that what they’re doing is not altogether the right thing, that they are missing out. Do not be ashamed. The doubt is natural, and everyone you know – yes, even that person – carries it sometimes too. Allow yourself to be peaceful. Allow yourself satisfaction in what you have. If you really don’t like it, allow yourself permission to make changes.'

~Colleen Hoover

 https://image.nostr.build/f809eecaddb3b1255f2c1edafdf086941d3ab334290c22b479adb65bfd122111.jpg


So true!


“I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower
So I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours” - Kendrick Lamar


Servio!


Haha, I can’t imagine the Brene Brown/Afrobeats Venn Diagram is very large! Honestly it feels good not being tied into Spotify anymore but I don’t do audiobooks. Audible as a stand alone subscription is pricey too.


There’s a lot of people in the comments saying “but the water wasn’t safe to drink back then!”

Yeah, no shit, but did Jesus turn dirty water into clean water? No. He turned it into wine, at a wedding… like 600+ liters of wine…

It’s clear JC was trying to party. Get over it. nostr:note1mxl7gvjrreet7uxs27k3rmqpahp4ztp7v5gdukd7dv6rq94akufsgpxlhf


I switched from Spotify to Tidal recently and really like Tidal. They pay artists more than Spotify does. Tidal has HiFi options too but I listen on Bluetooth so don’t get the full effect from HiFi quality. Tidal doesn’t have podcasts though so I had to find another app for those.


How to stall a theft.


You’re acting fiat, bro


Me, trying to explain the #Nostr at a bar:

“Well, everything on the internet sucked, so we started over.”


I love the anonymity of NYC. You can be around 100s, 1000s of people without having to interact. I get so much energy from NYC, more than any other city I’ve ever been to or lived in.


Watching basketball tonight. #NBA basketball not that college crap.


I’m not on Twitter either 🤷🏻♂


Do you have a link to his views? I’m unfamiliar with what he said.


I’m not a big bourbon drinker but this is one of my favorite drinks. Lemony, mapley, tasty https://image.nostr.build/1f4dcfc1d4cbd7f375d1674373e1eab95c2665c4872910cb1de95c5d92b73102.jpg


Technically any store can be a drive through if you drive fast enough…


Denver has drive through liquor stores


Is he wearing sunscreen during this encounter? https://image.nostr.build/0d1fb5f180381a947e65e1e7c0243db8ba25c859c17c334f0397f37065b9fd05.png


Jessie J has some bops https://tidal.com/track/35454220


Zuckleberry sin


Now I’m craving tacos


Because they’re hawkish


Sat game so strong they call me Jerry Stackhouse.


It’s not intuitive because most lids we flip upside down when we take them off. Like a jar of peanut butter. Most people flip it over to keep the top from getting dirty. Not true for coffee cup lids.


Intuitively, I think most people put the lid down with the mouth opening facing down. But doesn’t putting it down the way you put it on the cup be better for germ prevention?


I have thought deeply about the proper way to put down a disposable coffee cup lid. 🤷🏻♂


If the Patriots trade the 3rd pick Bill Simmons is going to be livid 😂


"If you are irritated by every rub, how will your mirror be polished?" - Rumi


I bought this tshirt back in 2017 using about .1 Bitcoin. Now it’s the most expensive tshirt I have ever owned 😂 https://image.nostr.build/3276058add009bb6d15f9bf801a77f5447ea9373c9a933dc726469c34b215aec.jpg


Are you even decentralized bro?


People notice your hustle, your kind spirit, your perseverance in the face of great adversity, and most of all your uniqueness. They even notice how you walk a path alone, because you can’t afford distractions. You may not even realize it, but it’s the reason many offer you an opportunity.

Keep striving. 🔥

#nostr


Insubtion


I think enough during the day. I really don’t want to think during my dreams.


Sitting is a luxury when you stand all day. 🙏🏻


Bill Withers 💜 https://tidal.com/track/34847199


Helo 👋🏻


A pigeon or crow would be more on point. I guess hip abducktion works!


We only serve GM from 7a-10a daily. If you’d like a McGM you’ll have to come back tomorrow 🫠


GM PV!


PV is the Lightning Network of the GM blockchain 🤝


Hodl your own keys too!


Zaps? Never heard of her.


Let’s get to know each other! Drop a pic & some of your fave interests. I’ll go first:

I’m Jac! I’m a silversmith, crystal shop owner, and I’m obsessed with frogs 🐸 https://image.nostr.build/39ebc0d8f2f9fa659b3d0af817acd00ec586e4108bb87f8d8694cbe1b35545cf.jpg


I’m “I have a nightly skin care routine” years old


He’s a 10 but surrounds himself with sausages. #nostr


Nothing special for me. Just making sure I have a Guinness! 🍻


Another 10k complete! Shaved off 4 seconds per mile from last week 💪🏻☘ #running #SundayRunday https://image.nostr.build/ad16967cf34c401def48f80a91a92da23924281077014ff432e571791fb7ac3a.jpg


Nekstriche


Lobstah


I’m New England Irish ☘


Gn Connie


Dua Lipa 💋 https://tidal.com/track/296850172


I like my bacon from pigs 😬


Lol! I only had tennis shoes when I visited Oxford and the Brits were unimpressed… won’t make that mistake again 😂


Seeing into the future like #Nostr #Damus


Gm Nostr! Bacon, eggs, coffee, and sourdough from my baker friend. https://image.nostr.build/5e62e86eb8ce78b3bc5ba46d17961744e43d6ec7d7a75fecf655a05229d8e9d5.jpg


How fast are they cooking? What’s the hashrate?


Economies of scale plus strong barriers to entry equals oligarchy.


Looking forward to Sarahday!


Have you ever been to Denmark? I think they’re Danish everyday!


Upgrading my wardrobe before Barcelona. I feel like I need to be more stylish around the Spanish.


Gn Jay. You’re right, Avatar would be better with Bitcoin.


Rainbirb


The bathroom is out of service… https://image.nostr.build/9b5dd4424e74a63da1b0ecb77fe6cac3a9b9257c612f8703a5302fb268e1f85e.jpg


And for dessert… https://image.nostr.build/0056581100563931af70dd81c84fc49997b7798576b3c5c3e480638e61a1722d.jpg


If your name is Dan I will follow you.

Please repost to get the word out to all the Dans out there. Thank you.


People call me Phil GarlDAN.


Gn Noshole


My wife calls it a “pel-low”


Boardstriche


Hey! 👋🏻


Novelastr


Ok, Satoshi


Nevermind, I see what you’re saying. All minds need to discuss people, small minds only discuss people and don’t think beyond.


I don’t know if that’s a compliment or not…


A comment can be a comment without becoming a judgment.


For me it’s easier to say something negative about someone to someone who knows me but doesn’t know them.


It might depend on the someone you’re saying something to.


Spring says a sultry hello

https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/112/097/057/777/197/540/original/b840f173b61d61cc.jpeg


Gn ut. xo


Schiffties?


Gm Noshole


Avocado oil is good and avocados have seeds 🤝


You’re a jerk brisket 😉


10k complete 💪🏻 Sunday Runday! #running https://image.nostr.build/38d44aad7a66ebd0977c1224023e308746d4c4cc8cf4d57a3e87f41f65c2ae00.jpg


Back in my day Bitcoin was only $500 👴🏻


Pretty sure the opening of “intro (end of the world)” by Arianna Grande is a play on Mac Miller’s “Self Care.” https://tidal.com/track/349160303


“Not your keys, not your wallet” the Miranda Rights of crypto


You never know these days! Glad you’re safe 🫂💜


Everything ok over there?


It was a good game! Definitely felt like a good showing on an off night for the C’s. https://image.nostr.build/23bfea4049f0628fc43c300f078a8796c08acd333830ca02cba14e365df666dd.jpg


Nuggets vs Celtics ☘ https://image.nostr.build/4188dfd83b87665eaf100a17a32fb2e10098965dff7d03e310c0885c32a01cd4.jpg


I’m still trying to be mindful, slow down!


Kelsey Plum 💪🏻


Gouda one and gouda night!


Not your .625% interest rate


Coffee + bacon + eggs + avocado (if ripe)


#cheers 🍻 https://image.nostr.build/5c969bf22bb8dd6f2bce0ec7312847a56364e969f9d95f3f56aef0689780845a.jpg


I ran fast today 😬 #running https://image.nostr.build/11590273ccfd303c4cc320b0f6f8674e80dd2301503ff2da45b20819d91133ba.jpg


Bitcoin? Never met him.


Jack can see the Sheeba in you 👀


I will persist until I succeed.
The prizes of life are at the end of each journey, not near the beginning; and it is not given to me to know how many steps are necessary in order to reach my goal. Failure I may still encounter at the thousandth step, yet success hides behind the next bend in the road. Never will I know how close it lies unless I turn the corner.
Always will I take another step. If that is of no avail I will take another, and yet another. In truth, one step at a time is not too difficult.
I will persist until I succeed.

- Og Mandino, The Greatest Salesman in the World


Smilegol 😄


lol. I feel old!


Did I miss the Creedathon? ⚡


Maybe six feet ain't so far down.


3 weeks down, 11 weeks to go. Long run up to 5 miles this week and will be upped to 6 miles next week. #running #HalfMarathon #training https://image.nostr.build/fb54cee10aad28e234327c085f76894270daf880578c3a6ecd5d2df70f4ff828.jpg


5 miles done 💪🏻 #running https://image.nostr.build/16a1aebedc33da5239968008184cde48187d23d7540be8261cb226de3dc0ec43.jpg


Jamming to 90s hip hop with my 11 month old. She’s going to have a great ear for music!


You can hate crypto but you can’t hate the Bitcoin


You’re not alone


Don’t unfollow me please 🥺


I have two pairs. Great shoes! 🤙🏻 https://image.nostr.build/045b849fac4d5cbbb685f0b4989326da506c3538ddba24b8483949134fe617b0.jpg


Did someone say beef? 😋


Another day. Another run complete. https://image.nostr.build/351b78124fa588e1469acceef8779161f62b7edbf07c0e9f0bca63789786e020.jpg


Built a pretty cool app for custom Quickbooks reporting using FiveTran (pulls data to database), Digital Ocean (database hosting), Postgreql (querying tool), and Retool (custom app builder).

Saves me hours each month which is good because it took me many many hours to build 😂


I’ve watched that show more than any other show and still love it!


4. Can anyone say Worcestershire correctly?!


Switched from Spotify to Tidal today. So far, so good! #music


I am more comfortable talking with newer friends because they are familiar
with the newest incarnation of me and hold less expectations.
	-Nymik, Oct 2016


I wrote about this before 😂 “Once you have developed your barrier walking around in society will feel like you’re wearing headphones when you’re merely highly in tune with your thoughts.” https://phil-garland.com/2016/10/tune-out-noise/


I used to love using my bitpay card and paying for meals with Bitcoin at restaurants that accepted it. Like an idiot 🤦🏻♂


Isn’t it being near an ATH proof that it isn’t time to sell?!


Where is this graph from?


🤙🏻 https://image.nostr.build/786768876d4d1e61dc21ff3f8cf8139d404f228b479e6059eb39cd7f224debd0.jpg


Walk the flank!


I watched too much Mr Beast but I get it. The Long Tail has taken over.


Kristaps wanted that W


Birds don’t exist!


A doughhut?


GL!


4 miles complete 💪🏻 #running #workout https://image.nostr.build/10ce77fe3eecd4695c96d3330cbe256a40f8d907a3cc50a3940e95e07198d1bf.jpg


Gator 🐊


Been jamming to this song the past few weeks. Kind of reminds me of The Strokes #nostr #music https://song.link/s/6ECcJlfjh2F1LJxe74qKnJ


Great song!


I had a doctor remove my ingrown toenails permanently. Never been a problem since!


3x1000m with 3min recovery between sets. Negative splits! 💪🏻 #concept2 #erg #workout https://image.nostr.build/0785e078f51968a96850923f599bea3c8842769f9199913dcc7083fd10a3f655.jpg


That’s awesome, thanks for sharing!


So what are we doing to leave a better future for the rest?


Inside my head is gettin' pretty cluttered (cluttered, cluttered)
I tried but can't clean up this mess I made
'Fore I start to think about the future
First, can I please get through a day?
Without any complications


I’ve put a lot of thought, time, and listening into this. Circles is better than Swimming. #MacMiller #respect


What do you find interesting about “participatory universe theory”?


For sure. I had better thought experiments on Twitter. But it’s not worth it anymore. And those experiments will return.


This is still better than the alternative (Zuck or MuX)


Everything, everywhere, all at once!


We here, fam. 🥯
https://i.nostr.build/Q3YP.jpg


He did it for the honey


Gino’s?


Soxy 😉


I never got sick for years. Now I have a baby and get sick every other month. My sick tolerance is so low even a headache feels like death. I get it! Feel better!


T Swift!


Beef tenderloin tonight 🥩 😋 #nostr https://image.nostr.build/6eb25a0806c5a82d1c4ae5aca4d7197e119804b432331c5bcf6e2c43646d3652.jpg


Being assigned “What Has Government Done to Our Money” by Murray Rothbard in Econ 101.


How many lunches is too many lunches anyway?


I’m #purple now! 💜


Ok, Boomer


Bruh


I’ve never voted and am an American. Guess I can’t have free speech?


Thank you run complete 💪🏻🏃🏼
4.92 miles in 45minutes
9:09/mile #nikerunclub #workout #running https://image.nostr.build/898142f5f7cb5a1fd603e2d072317abdfff04a6b5927e38c09be562a1c3b4b8e.jpg https://image.nostr.build/1be2ea2190eb6e5ecbe16c854c1ad33ae11602fb090e95ed474eac99b415f488.jpg


Gm


"The Courage to Create" by Rollo May (1975)

We are living at a time when one age is dying and the new age is not yet born. We cannot doubt this as we look about us to see the radical changes in sexual mores, in marriage styles, in family structures, in education, in religion, technology, and almost every other aspect of modern life. And behind it all is the threat of the atom bomb, which recedes into the distance but never disappears. To live with sensitivity in this age of limbo indeed requires courage.

A choice confronts us. Shall we, as we feel our foundations shaking, withdraw in anxiety and panic? Frightened by the loss of our familiar mooring places, shall we become paralyzed and cover our inaction with apathy? If we do those things, we will have surrendered our chance to participate in forming the future. We will have forfeited the distinctive characteristic of human beings--namely, to influence our evolution through our own awareness. We will have capitulated to the blind juggernaut of history and lost the chance to mold the future into a society more equitable and humane.

Or shall we seize the courage necessary to preserve our sensitivity, awareness, and responsibility in the face of radical changes? Shall we consciously participate, on however small the scale, in the forming of the new society? I hope our choice will be the latter, for I shall speak on that basis.

We are called upon to do something new, to confront a no man's land, to push into a forest where there are no well-worn paths and from which no one has returned to guide us. This is what the existentialists call the anxiety of nothingness. To live into the future means to leap into the unknown, and this requires a degree of courage for which there is no immediate precedent and which few people realize.


Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely.


Ophelia’s Soapbox in Denver does a Radiohead brunch called I’m a Crepe. Good food and all Radiohead music!


Stack sats, creep.


Yeah, I have two sisters so I witnessed it as a brother but I’m sure it’ll feel different as a father. I’m ready though 🫡


I think Sarah was new last year but she’s definitely newer. And no, she doesn’t wear all pink but pink has grown on me. She has a lot of blue outfits though, who cares if people thinks she’s a boy.


“The researchers found that oak gall wasps are manipulating oaks to produce galls and then manipulating ants to retrieve the galls to their nests, where the wasp larvae may be protected from gall predators or receive other benefits.” #ants
https://www.thebrighterside.news/post/8-year-old-boy-disrupts-100-years-of-scientific-knowledge-regarding-insects-and-plants


“There are no facts, only interpretations” - Friedrich Nietzsche


Mine would probably be Heidi and Sarah Sherman. Her humor cracks me up!


If we’re forced to pick sides I will always be on Taylor Swift’s.


It’s going to be 65(F) today! Denver winter ☀🔥


I’m back! Guess I just had to reconnect my wallet 🤦🏻♂ nostr:note1cus2eu9jdmhhqypm36rgqu545sszcwr92dptvkj7fjdunx2xwt4qr2tu7y


I think my wallet ran out. I’ll be back up and running tomorrow!


Can’t zap 😔
Feel like Thanos after losing the gems 😔


Everyday is a satsurday!


When we take the time to ask the “why,” we may just dig deep enough to discover the root cause rather than making assumptions about a surface symptom.


lol. I’ll take sleeping in any day!


You no longer need an alarm clock when you have a baby.


Uh oh spaghetti-rolls


I bet the others are a thight for sore eyes…


They call me thunder thighs for a reason


I didn’t lose at chess to kids 🫡


Some Zoey Deschanel vibes


The Long Tail of information is our opportunity


Bring a rifle!


GN


Owned by the same ownership group (James Dolan/MSG) as the New York Knicks. Creepy stuff! https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/01/msg-probed-over-use-of-facial-recognition-to-eject-lawyers-from-show-venues/


Clever appROACH


Those are some fine looking pencils!


Esherror


The yoga studio I’ve started going to is called Black Swan which seems fitting


lol. I didn’t run that fast!


Went to yoga and ran 4.5 miles today. Who am I?


Pairs well with penis butter https://image.nostr.build/d6fa6dffb6ff597f2215bfcd1c2286d6f31b97ec77413fd5efe0c6371ff3aa1b.jpg


There are people with exceptional skills who have yet to find the place for their skills to shine.


I like alotcoin better than abitcoin…


What Has Government Done to Our Money? By Murray Rothbard


When you “think” you’re done, you’re only 40% done.

Push through discomfort.

The brain has a mechanism that causes us to want to check out when we feel discomfort. Your super human potential begins past the point you think you can’t get past.

Pain is > Regret


https://image.nostr.build/eb915fe7a78cf4937da647dd819c9ef1711f6eed61a3d51dd66b6d87c41a3210.jpg  nostr:note1zxznd9yfhmq58dtrysynlaw2uxg0epxhe6ps267uludrc905mt4qtgyvpt


Meltem Demirors is believed to have a net worth of more than $1 billion. https://24-7-crypto.com/meltem-demirors-net-worth/#google_vignette


Skatersaurs 🤙🏻


I think I’m okay, she’s not on Nostr yet.


The Celtics are a vibes team and if the other team disrupts the vibes then it’s really hard for the Cs to win.


Watching Celtics vs Nuggets with a baby on my chest. Life’s good ☘🏀


Rock on 🤘


I don’t come on Nostr to see reposts of Twitter. Nostr is a paradigm shift but if you’re still on old sites your paradigm has yet to shift.


I don’t know, at best I’d have a 1 in 10 million chance of a decisive vote. 🤷🏻♂ Seems like a poor utilization of time to me.


I’ve never voted.


Hey Universe, does parenthood ever become peaceful?


6 x 500m with 1min recovery. Negative splits each piece 💪🏻 #erg #concept2 https://image.nostr.build/16a7b98c1c7567d50b2c77ca5aacd68468d719948243c796410a4d474e5ca180.jpg


FUCK THAT NOISE


Weirdly hot.


Cold run (16F 🥶) completed! #run #nikerunclub https://image.nostr.build/1031d0f940ef89a437792f448fe11606dc9062680c5c18ada03c7275f5bce03e.jpg


Zapstr


Serious question: Why would it be better to invest in a Bitcoin mutual fund instead of just buying Bitcoin?


Teach em young https://image.nostr.build/77da1079572ad5a0e86bfd483457c507fc6c057d13c513993da081d3b0ea21ab.jpg


People on Wall Street, investment bankers, FBI agents. Basically anyone who still has to wear a suit in 2024.


When does 2 not equal 2? When you’re counting the number of garlic cloves in a recipe.


Recipe here: https://www.thepioneerwoman.com/food-cooking/recipes/a46119327/air-fryer-pork-tenderloin-recipe/


Airfryed pork tenderloin https://image.nostr.build/2d0566f97235b215f01a6e4e345d623dba063f1415ea35c946a1c40798e8e204.jpg


Truth be told, there is no right time to walk into a sandwich Subway.


Maybe they haven’t had their coffee and they thought it was THE subway?


Tatum sat and the Bucks lost. Not a terrible loss!


THE ETF IS A SUITCOIN

(That’s not a typo.)


Yes and yes 🔥


Homemade pho ga with turkey broth from Thanksgiving https://image.nostr.build/f5d46c372ccc3ce40abd86bce0ad7a9541136c6c6dbe0675c9e3f2c23cd82925.jpg


Immutable Noshole


Please God, lower the fees 🙏🏻


Nostr people +1


Walter E Williams RIP


Anthony Edwards might have a chance, he’s only 22. But yeah, all the top players are international!


I sia what you did there


Has anyone read The Age of Em by Robin Hanson?


I do hope Derrick White makes it, he’s an all star this year, for sure!


Your West ballot seems legit 😂


Brutal win


https://images.app.goo.gl/iShUm64c85zGeYCi8 nostr:note1akrxr0fguegj7m0xql8t4fw9nfcst8z2gzz8cc6qtrdajaz9az4sry3vse


Snow run ✅ https://image.nostr.build/84029aff8eddeac3c8363ac53d1fd040ef5f1a4da14a031e4762c8c33dda34a3.jpg


If you are reading this message, you are the resistance.


It was FTX Arena back then 😂


I think you’d appreciate this, Game 7 in Miami ‘21-22 season https://image.nostr.build/68820525cf447ce40bc6359e8245b954df282c698409befeb03ad1e56c864b77.jpg


Watching Heat vs 76ers is nice. Two rivals I wish neither wins.


#moostr


Don’t you win monopoly?


Run CMC


Have you ever been normal? 🧐


Yes.


Anna says Merry Christmas and “who is this strange man?” https://image.nostr.build/d59ea8f46464044efffd8d9c3c1ea1c2b3655461b3a0948a543b13b55b62a7ed.jpg


😂 fuck them, not fuck them


I strongly dislike people who do not follow their code.


Fuck those guys


An interesting predicament


Two weeks later… empty


Night Jay!


Milton Friedman opened this box.


Nostr Claus!


May your Christmas knock your (taste) buds off


Lox delicious!


It’s a Wonderful Life or National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation


Originally read it as new “calendar” and was thinking she’s down a rabbit hole of firefiman calendars 2024.


Nostr Claus


My timeline is a Cornucopia


Pizzarazi


He was the difference tonight even without Tatum.


Would popcorn be considered dead or alive? 🤔


KYWC - know your wall color


Sac had 1 timeout left


Whatever happened with that internet thing?


For sure, trying to look at the bright side. So frustrating to blow a 17 point lead and Jayson and Jaylen both miss layups late in the game. Kristaps brings an ability to take it out of their hands late game if needed (sadly, they may never develop into the game enders like Steph).


Happy birf 🫂


Yeah, Curry is awesome but not having Porzingis really hurt the Celtics offense and big man rotation.


I’m 33 and close to my physical peak at 22 when I was a full time athlete. Age doesn’t “age,” it ages if you let it.


Night


#FreeRoss


Drew looks at me.


Have you ever listened to Taylor Swift’s discography?


Gluten free*


Cookies!!! https://image.nostr.build/c2a56b2e0acff2832319545cd4458e6599c3db71dc097cba434aad7f45b3f132.jpg


8x2minutes with 1 minute recovery. 1:57.2/500m average 💪🏻 #erg #concept2 https://image.nostr.build/2f096ea6330c4e63d74c94bf7aa03cbb9e5028cc148f58a74642e783ed38226c.jpg


You don’t know what you don’t know


Alexa asking if I believe in conspiracy theories? Of course I do but I’m not freely giving that information to Amazon!


Find your crew.


^spam account


We’re supposed to avoid The WaPo today? So, it’s like every day?


I Texas Crutch my pork butt, so there!


Christmas is lit 🔥 https://image.nostr.build/5708e3b11cb29d92b93cdf0563988ac2cfbe36a8e6d48fa32cc27dfa5ef3fbde.jpg


Snow pawtrol!


Do you really believe that?


Warm places are overrated


I just use Damus and TestFlight to Zap. https://nostrscript.suhailsaqan.com/


It’s not.


Bitcoin is cool because it lets you feel broke and rich at the same time.


But I’d never pay money to find out for myself.


I’m a little intrigued. Like, does the coffee actually taste like the candy or is it a marketing gimmick?


There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing https://image.nostr.build/9fec34ee086481b8d2a2a097a8c87a8461f79ea537b1b42d5442af103ed3345f.jpg