Don't should on yourself. 

 A couple of weeks ago I though $70K was too much.  

 I was thinking Mr. Bean. 

 The Linux greybeards are also getting a well-deserved "I told you so." 

 To be fair, that 8 should be rounded up to 9. 

 At least I’m only slightly insufferable. 

 You will have no regrets. 

 Not good for the dog’s teeth. 

 Cockroach says insecticide is a "hyped-up fraud."

"Why anyone would waste money on it is totally beyond me." 

 That's one thing the Nano Ledger would by better for. 

 Another key difference that most fail to realize is that one wears a blue tie, and the other wears a red tie. 

 I'd throw the black rock in the river and keep the coldcard. 

 I've got a '52 Ferguson. Dead for many years, woke right up and runs like a top. 

 If you think you're the smartest person in the room, you're wrong. 

 It must be easier when you're 24 inches tall. 

 According to the calculators this would cost me $0.22 per day. I guess I won't bother. 

 Agreed. No reason to hate on gold or silver. They well deserve 2nd and 3rd place. And may even win out in apocalypse/nuclear winter scenarios. 

 Woof woof. Grrrrrrr. 🖥️🪙. Bark.  

 I pledge to pass all zaps on. 

 So, cat wading treadmills are a thing… 🤡🌍 

 I'm $2.49 less that a Bitcoiner. 

 I'd hit that. 

 The box said “2–5 years” and I finished in four hours. 

 I buy the BIG one 😎👍 

 Unfortunately, that house will still be ₿64.0 and a loaf of bread will be $10,000… 

 You know it's classy if it involves a microwave. 

 Should have tagged that #nsfw … 

 Public schools are unschooling, playing video games all day is no schooling, and homeschooling is schooling. Everything is upside-down. 

 Well, how much Bitcoin did they get out of it? 

 One bitcoin for every year.