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 It's kinda sad watching your parents get older. 
 Went through the effort of getting another drive so I can dual boot into linux only to boot into linux once a month. Feels bad. 
 @063be585 @Kennedy Don't ever come to the states, this is what it does to ur kids

https://s3.bungle.online/bungle/mskey/857c12a9-0ad9-437f-88fd-6ac712aea6c0.mp4 
 Moldova finally grew up ​:biskycry:​

Also Czech and Slovakia look so cute

https://s3.bungle.chat/bungle/mskey/3c47d98c-cea0-42cc-a87c-b7a3aabc1666.webp 
 Misskey doesnt even federate right with non-misskey servers lol
 
 @verita84 It federates with pleroma and masto. Anything else doesn't matter 
 Is misskey the first fedi software to get a fanzine?

Yet another Misskey W 
 Niggas love to shit on apps and zoomers for being glued to their phones but the minute your site looks slightly jagged on mobile they come at you smh 
 zoomers dont know about the /fit/ zyzz cult 
 @389ad19a cc @8d25f22f We're all gonna get fucking juicy. You need to watch that video 
 Finally got off my ass and got rid of chrome on my phone. But I still have bromite, tor and firefox but at least Firefox is my main browser now.

Though I miss chrome's group tabs 
 Im alive just ugh 
 Thinking of binging hey arnold 
 Sarvo will literally just step out while on call, while I'm in the middle of talking, and just start making a sandwich. 

Completely silent.

Like I'll even call his name and he just sit there chewing food like he can't hear when I can hear his damn echo!! 
 nostr:npub1za6tnl644upmya80sqj262f93f4dx2napg3yl54h9wvn8n29gfeq9tyk33 I would pet doge, is she soft? 
 @8e8f62ad yes very cute and soft 
 nostr:npub1za6tnl644upmya80sqj262f93f4dx2napg3yl54h9wvn8n29gfeq9tyk33 was it a soft doge? 
 @8e8f62ad Yes. She's 12 and very friendly 
 Customer brought in a shiba inu and a bunch of ppl lined up to pet it lol 
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 @542debdc @67975218 Never saw the appeal of post editing. I figured it wouldn't federate and I always just delete and repost 
 nostr:npub1za6tnl644upmya80sqj262f93f4dx2napg3yl54h9wvn8n29gfeq9tyk33 you probably have crappy wa... 
 @67975218 Even without flouride and microplastics water is water. 
 water is tasty ​:blobcatcomfywater:​ 
 @67975218 it tastes like air 
 @b8d9994c Oop some tea spilling in the monster community 
 @c08836ca Halloween discourse 
 Here's my current drip and kinda mains. (Ignore the chunks on splattershot and wiper I'm still grinding)

In terms of weapons I'm most proficient in to least  it goes 1, 5, 4, 3, 2.

Really mad cuz jr used to be top tier for like a day now it's trash. Used to be a brush main and I like wiper too but both specials are pretty lame so now I must join the NPCs and play bucket and shooter.

https://bungle.online/files/webpublic-07cfa961-1c4e-494b-a386-d8330a900b75 
 Unless we're talking about Ryan Gosling, in which case is literally you 
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 @063be585 @Nozakero @Final:z:Badguy:shrussia: Ntr is guy thing lol and yeah only the most brain dead coomers care. 
 nostr:npub1za6tnl644upmya80sqj262f93f4dx2napg3yl54h9wvn8n29gfeq9tyk33 i simultaneously hate this ... 
 @9a9102b3 I absorb all the information about a piece of media thru tiktok memes and imdb reviews and thats how I decide whether I'm a fan or not 
 nostr:npub1za6tnl644upmya80sqj262f93f4dx2napg3yl54h9wvn8n29gfeq9tyk33 what's your sensitivity lev... 
 @6450d7fd motion is 3.0 and R stick is 2.5.

Dont put too much stock in sensitivity cuz even among the best players it can vary wildly. 

You gotta find ur sweet spot of being able to make quick snappy movements while ur hands and controller are in mostly the same position (dont wanna have to twist ur body just to turn the camera), but also not have the camera to slippery to lock on and aim. 

Also these settings are based on me playing docked to a tv with a pro controller/joycons in the controller holder. I wouldn't know other settings nor would I recommend playing any other way. 
 Fr tho I never got a fist bump til I picked up a shooter ​:byakuyaSip:​ 
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 @Dark Ennui 🖤 @LESS THAN 200 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS Brooooo take this down! dont dox me!! 
 What is it with timmies and their obsession with just staying in one spot and spamming help after being splatted?

Nigga come to basket and I'll revive u 
 Some ppl really just wanna complain. I was at the register checking out for a pair of twins and it's a big order too so I just make some light conversation to help the time pass by.

They say their from outta state and moved here blah blah nothing to crazy. We're all pretty friendly and I finish the order and their gone.

A customer at the register next to me offhandedly says she's never coming here again. Being the schmoozer I am I ask what's wrong and if we could do anything to make it better. She says the order took too long and I assume she meant the other cashier didn't call her fast enough cuz the line was empty by time she came.

Now the cashier is a good guy but I tell her we'll try to be faster but then she goes "You'd probably have been faster if you cut the chit chat" and I'm like?????

Like not only was it a big order and I didn't want to just silently ring them up for 7 mins but imagine complaining about a service you didn't receive especially when the ppl who DID receive it were satisfied?????? 
 Me and waifu working on another collab cuz some of y'all fedi peeps have no proper etiquette 
 Ok the "haha foamstars is splatoon on Playstation" memes were funny but ppl who actually think the game is gonna be competition for splatoon are either stupid or seriously coping.

Like dude there are already mountains of good shooters and splatoon doesn't compete with any of them cuz it's a Nintendo IP and has unique gameplay 
 I can't believe there are still stick players in 2023. Dude no one cares

https://bungle.online/files/webpublic-aa9a9e31-88bc-4776-b280-225ffbbf7736 
 I really do love niggas like these. The Internet was better when these guys were everywhere

https://bungle.online/files/fae9a501-99f5-42da-b0ec-054ca95fba2c 
 Nintendo plz hurry up and add the wooden sandals back to splat 3 so I can complete my weeb larp

https://bungle.online/files/63cfbd2a-874e-4027-b2db-61bdc5eb2e30

https://bungle.online/files/2e5951ba-f38c-4f01-9109-3dcdd599f775 
 nostr:npub1za6tnl644upmya80sqj262f93f4dx2napg3yl54h9wvn8n29gfeq9tyk33 This Salmon Run rotation is... 
 @KoopaTV.org I guess all the carries are in 400 rn so im down here with the glue eaters. Especially with marooner's bay 
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That's why I gave up on Sp... 
 @d976cf4a It didn't feel this bad in splat 2 and I do think the matchmaking got worse/I think ppl rank higher than they should. 
 Durr im gonna play pencil and push up all the way to the edge of the map as far from basket as possible durrrrrrr.

Durrr im gonna rush to the big shot despite 2 of my crew already fighting them, leaving my pencil defenseless by basket durrr

Durrrr my IQ is so low that if it were a temperature I couldn't even melt ice durrrrrre 
 Yo nintendo I'll pay 80 bucks a month if I could just-insta block these retards in game with no limit 
 Bro I hate splatoon. One minute I consistently get matched with ppl who actually know how to play. The next I'm matched with morons who have never held a controller in their life.

Just went from 200 to 45 EVP cuz the average retard can't get it thru their fucking head to have 2 ppl in canons during a salmon wave. 
 Durr im gonna play pencil and push up all the way to the edge of the map as far from basket as possible durrrrrrr.

Durrr im gonna rush to the big shot despite 2 of my crew already fighting them, leaving my pencil defenseless by basket durrr

Durrrr my IQ is so low that if it were a temperature I couldn't even melt ice durrrrrre 
 Man Google search is absolute trash. I couldn't find what I wanted exactly on Want so I tried Goo... 
 @6450d7fd Bing and Startpage are what I use rn 
 Should I get a 2nd router for a remote job? They say I need an Ethernet connection but my computer is in my room and my family's router is in another. 
 nostr:npub1za6tnl644upmya80sqj262f93f4dx2napg3yl54h9wvn8n29gfeq9tyk33 sounds like any shit shounen 
 @b2257d5c I'm not talking about anime 
 @8e8f62ad And you'll always get some retarded coomer go "Haha where was she when I was a kid?" 
 Remember when shows used to have 20-26 eps and lasted more than 2 seasons? 
 Is the gringo dead yet? Has it succumbed to the vaccine nanorobots? 
 @063be585 Im on my 14th jab. I just take em just to feel something. 
 nostr:npub1za6tnl644upmya80sqj262f93f4dx2napg3yl54h9wvn8n29gfeq9tyk33 thats normal esl cant under... 
 @67975218 Was hoping this would socialize him better but his hair was standing on end the whole time. 
 Was watching a british show with Sarvo and he kept begging me to add subs so he can mute the audio 
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 Sometimes I wish I could turn it off 😔 
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 @1b150101 @b2257d5c This reminds me of a tiktok of some autist reacting to a guy showing of tailor-made suits he wears for diff occasions and the autist going "you could witerawwy buy that at walmart" 
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 Slowjamastan with the senpais 
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 @67975218 It's hard to say exactly why this is the case for me but then I realized it's cuz I'll have to open a terminal at sone point 
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 @UFO 50's Barbuta fan #1 End of Dungeon meshi justs fades out to this