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 Lets do this again #GetToKnowMe #Introduction. Ask me questions on this thread and I'll answer them. Please tag any that may be offensive to others. #Introduction 
 an #AIArt of birds I created with #ChatGPT @cf0ddf23 #birdscrolling #birdsofmastodon #birds 
 My stomach hurts and I have the shivvers. I feel like such an ass right now 
 For anyone who is an application dev or can do these things @55b48c7d #GetFediHire d https://pneumasolutions.com/jobs/ 
 I also want to bring up my situation. I'm going to be moving in with my boyfriend for at least the summer. His family has been kind enough to house me and he is the best. That being said, I want to bring something to help them. I'm raising at least $500 to bring to them for housing me without complaint. Can you help? paypal.me/brooketg22 #mutualaid #MutualAidRequest #disabilitycrowdfund @mutualaid @MutualAidVisibility #Emergency 
 Hey guys... I was supposed to get paid $150 for a project yesterday, and are waiting for payment. The person who is supposed to be paying us can't come through right now and no I'm not saying why, it's personal. But all my bills were relying on this 150. Can anyone help us out? I'm disabled, queer with hardly any income. #MutualAidRequest #MutualAid. My paypal is paypal.me/brooketg22 and my cash app is $LavenderSnowXX. Give only if you can, and boost please if you will. 
 This month is tough as fuck bro! 
 After two/three solid weeks depression, I'm feeling a little better, not much, though. It's been two days since I got a shower, and just got one. BTW if you judge people during a depressive episode, you are the worst kind of person. there i s nothing I hate more than being unclean, but depression will knock your ass right tf out. 
 I forget how much Phoenix loves cooler weather! She is so sassy and happy today. We were outside ... 
 @89a2b573 I love cooler weather, too! 
 I'm really overwhelmed. everything is going on here and I'm just, completely overwhelmed. 
 Did you know that birds? 
 @ea89cf9e I didn't know that, thank you for informing me of such news. 
 Sometimes it's hard to see others around me connecting, socializing, and seeming to very easily m... 
 @dd05de6c This is truth. 
 I HATE LIVING HERE. SO APPARENTLY A DEAD THING GOT INTO OUR AIR DUCT SYSTEM AND IT SMELLS LIKE *DEATH* . I MEAN IT IS BUT GOD DAMN, I CAN'T WAIT TIL WE CAN GET SOMEONE OUT HERE TO FUCKING FIX THIS SHIT, BUT GUESS THE FUCK WHAAAAAAAAT? THIS IS GOING TO BE MORE FUCKING EXPENSIVE. MORE, FUCKING, EXPENSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE. I HATE IT HERE, HATE, IT, HERE! 
 Hi #Mastodon I'm #crowdfund central again. Really need 480 to pay off an important bill. Can anyone help? paypal.me/brooketg22 
 Hello everyone. Can you posssibly help or boost this for more traction. #Crowdfund #DisabilityCrowdFund Phone bill has gotten up to $500 and other things are happening as well as we need groceries and to pay rent on a piece of land we own so we can one day put a house on it. Please help if you can paypal.me/brooketg22 or $lavendersnowxx, therei s also our #gofundme which in our bio 
 #crowdfund post from me. Really need some help to survive for the rest of the month. Phone bill up to $500 because of not being able to pay on it for more than three months, then, we have to pay internet and power, $150. On top of that, we have to get groceries, $350 for a month. anything will help I have a #GoFundMe in my bio, my paypal is paypal.me/brooketg22 and my CashApp is $LavenderSnowXX.  Give anything you can, and if you can't give, please boost if you are so inclined to do so. 
 nostr:npub1h9g2acw00u9yh5xhdksln2erptqgmn7kfew67kyt3f5awt22lamqyzfk3l Cool, so I'm not the only w... 
 @dd05de6c No, I don't talk to noone offline. 
 Really, Walmart? Changing my order from a delivery to a curb-side pick-up? How presumptuous. Not ... 
 @e90bf60d I'm sorry, that sucks 
 Hello people. this is me, after a week of extreme sickness. Still sick but well enough barely to be on the computer 
 What's on my mind today? Well, feeling social, but, the intellectual type of social. It's the kin... 
 @e90bf60d I want to have an intelectial conversation, but I'm sick and my mind blanks. it sucks. 
 nostr:npub1h9g2acw00u9yh5xhdksln2erptqgmn7kfew67kyt3f5awt22lamqyzfk3l Ouch! I can only imagine! H... 
 @f0703fef aww, you're so sweet, let me give you details 
 daaamn it, my eye itches like hell. 
 I hate feeling stupid, I, really, hate it. 
 So thanks to @c2bccb16, we use the #due app, and it's a great tool for those who forget shit, or just set one reminder and then just forget about it. the snooz featuer is useful because you can have it repeat whenever you want and how ever often you want. say you set the snooz to five minutes, the chime, and notification will ding every five minutes. it's like a friendly nudge. :) 
 nostr:npub1h9g2acw00u9yh5xhdksln2erptqgmn7kfew67kyt3f5awt22lamqyzfk3l I didn't even think it woul... 
 @f79722d2 Hahaha same. batbat. 
 I'm a grown ass woman. Please, don't try to control me becuase it surely won't work out for ou. #LeopardClaws 🐱 
 nostr:npub1h9g2acw00u9yh5xhdksln2erptqgmn7kfew67kyt3f5awt22lamqyzfk3l You posted not mentioned, a... 
 @55b48c7d I'm a little tarded today 😂😂😂 
 Oh really? Then how do you unboost it hahaha 
 Wooops. did I just boost and unboost a post like 20 times? yep. 
 You wonder why I don't trust easily, and why I don't have many friends. The friends I do have, I really trust, and they are my confidants 
 God, that's such a relief. 
 Please help my love nostr:npub1h9g2acw00u9yh5xhdksln2erptqgmn7kfew67kyt3f5awt22lamqyzfk3l if you ... 
 @55b48c7d Thanks babe for posting this. Am very weak from pain and that, but wanted to say how much I appreciate those who've helped me in the past. From a $10 dollar donation, the the bigger ones, it is all appreciated so much. #MutualAidRequest #helpneeded kofi is www.ko-fi.com/laurenceleste0 or without the zero am not sure which. #disabilitycrowdfund 
 Happy Sunday to me. Today, I’m silently celebrating the ability to use my real name online. If ... 
 @e90bf60d Congrats Rosie you boa 
 New little crowdfund post from me, raising 550, and $80 has been raised and used for food. Thanks you so much #MutualAid paypal.me/brooketg22 $lavendersnowXX #Gofundme link in bio :) 
 I'm quite done with feeling like I am the shittiest person in the world, I am absolutely done with feeling like I am not good enough for anyone. Done with my overthinking brain, and completely over taking every little thing to heart and dissecting it like it's a fuckin science project. 
 God, thank you for the people in my life who don't judge, and who do as much for me when they can as they can. Please allow me to pay it back double what I've gotten in my lifetime. 
 I'm so fucking tired 
 I love Halloween! It's the one time of year that I'm allowed to scare children. All the other tim... 
 Hi everyone. We're struggling to eat, and pay our internet bill and it's going to be cut off soon if we don't find a  way to pay it. I know, another fucking #CrowdFund post from me, but I would really appreciate the #Help paypal.me/brooketg22 $LavenderSnowXX is my CashApp. #Disabled. 
 If NSYNC announces a reunion tour and your birth year doesn’t start with a 1... respectfully I... 
 Right? 😂 
 I really need to eat more tomorrow than I did today 
 Hello everyone, and especially the #WritingCommunity of mastodon, I have a writing #Microprompt account and it's @29f853f3 Please follow if you like the writing thingy. :) Boost for reach if you'd like 
 During WWI, a Canadian soldier called Aylmer Fisher once brought his own horse, Sophie, overseas ... 
 It's that time of day again. Today's word is:
Carried
Any pieces you have about grief or memories... 
 @aeeb1620 Carried away on the wind, a small maple leaf winds its way through forests through settlements, through rivers, through streets. The people watch it float by, and animals inquisitively turn to stair at the floating maple leaf on the soft spring breeze. 
 nostr:npub1h9g2acw00u9yh5xhdksln2erptqgmn7kfew67kyt3f5awt22lamqyzfk3l Because you're soft! You're... 
 @cf0ddf23 aaaawwe thaaank youuu 
 nostr:npub1h9g2acw00u9yh5xhdksln2erptqgmn7kfew67kyt3f5awt22lamqyzfk3l Awww what are you doing, lo... 
 @cf0ddf23 Nooo, I'm a lookin at youuuu 
 I have to remind myself of this. Everything we know about surviving we learned from abused cats, ... 
 @cf0ddf23 I think you're a great beautiful streaming boa and you're always kind to us tattered creatures. 
 here is the go fund me, and my paypal link can be found in bio, it's paypal.me/brooketg22 https://gofund.me/6a57a6d2 
 I don't know if I should make a separate #GoFundMe for college or just ask people to donate if they can. ugh. 
 So now I didn't get approved for a student lone and I have no one in my family to cosign becuase all of their credit sucks. I can't pay for this, I can't go to college. Yes the state will help but they reimburse after you've gotten them. aaaaagh. 
 God damn it, can something else come due? Like anything else? Anything else? Hellooooooooooo? Internet bill is due 
 This makes my brain hurt.

out of table  out of table  row 2  column 1  table  with 1 rows and 1 ... 
 @db008d44 Aaaah, *explode? 
 So I'm kind of screwed for this week really until the first, please #helpneeded #donate to my #gofundme or #paypal. I also have #CashApp and all can be found in my bio. I have dinners that I will cook for three days but that's it. Any money I raise will go to buying groceries and medication for my pain. paypal.me/brooketg22 $lavendersnowxx is my cash app and my gofundme can be found in the bio. Anything helps. #MutualAidRequest #LGBTQIA+ #disabilitycrowdfund 
 I'm such a shitbird, can I not be grateful for what I do have and not ask for more? See this is what I get. Ergh at myself. 
 I am so glad to be back. Let's keep the prompts coming! Today's prompt is:
Before
Any pieces you ... 
 @aeeb1620 Before the ashes tour my world to asunder. I was beautiful, It was beautiful. I was love, it was love. My land was fertile, I was fertile, but now everything is black. Black ashes, and broken families. 
 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarg! Biscuiting fuckstick! I have to force MS Teams into complianc... 
 @db008d44 It's really a bucket of trash that is 
 nostr:npub1h9g2acw00u9yh5xhdksln2erptqgmn7kfew67kyt3f5awt22lamqyzfk3l Omg girly yes!!! I love Mon... 
 #WritersCoffeeClub 9/13: Do you derive joy from your writing? In what way?

Writing is awesome. H... 
 @2433bcdf I wrote the stories I love to read. That's iconic and I love it. 
 Pro: iOS 17 has new ringtones and text tones.
Con: iOS 17 no longer lets me choose any of my cust... 
 @8700e5b2 You can still choose it I think. Go on your classic and ringtones and all your toes should show up there. That's how mine do and I'm already on iOS 16 and custom ringtones to have done that to me since the dawn of time it's so annoying. 
 Samsung: *introduces a new type of hinge for a folding phone that makes it way, way better*.

A f... 
 @20731661 😂😂😂 
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 @161e268a yes queen 
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 @b0a2f1ab I don't rock with the nfb, no thanks 
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 @161e268a I got 99 problems, and this bitch is one. 
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 @49f45436 Eek I'm glad you like it 
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 @94f2a8e4 Oh hahaha. 
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 @94f2a8e4 I'm sorry girly. I wish I could help 
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 @4fcf972f @c3743347 Oh thank you for this and thank you Mythic Muse for boosting it onto my tl 
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 @e90bf60d Jesus fucking Christ! That's expensive shipping! 
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 @8700e5b2 That's nice, though. I'll prob end up changing to that heh 
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 @cf0ddf23 Aaaaaawwe this is soooft. 
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 @ee00d7cb Can I have some 
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 @ee00d7cb mine is at 1500 lmfao 
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 @a736a7f2 @dd05de6c Both of them suck ass lmao 
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 @ee00d7cb omgomgomgomg I have to read this!