@a6ff0b2b Is it possible that the issue is a function of the mouse's polling speed? 

 @a6ff0b2b (Years ago, in a smoke filled room deep inside an undisclosed location somewhere in Redmond.)

“Thanks do the dominance of Windows and Office, which combined with the moderate success of Xbox, we've successfully driven a vast majority of people completely insane at least once in their life. 

Gentlemen, ”most people” is not enough. We can do more.”

(Advances to a slide with your face and Microsoft peripherals.) 

 @a6ff0b2b Have you tried unplugging and replugging in the same mouse? I am wondering if merely a change to the USB connection also solves it. 

 @e2d8748d And here we thought Samsung would come along and make a dumb 5K monitor for half the cost, but NOOOOO, they had to add their own stupid crap to it and charge just as much. Assholes, the lot of them. 

 @a6ff0b2b (Pictures Animal Farm like graphic where the commandment “create value for the customers” is appended with “, but not at the expense of creating value for the shareholders.”) 

 @c3f6e3f1 People say it's soccer, but I'm not so sure after this extensive film.

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/110/872/437/850/380/116/original/896d5e936b71fd78.mp4