@a6ff0b2b (Years ago, in a smoke filled room deep inside an undisclosed location somewhere in Redmond.)

“Thanks do the dominance of Windows and Office, which combined with the moderate success of Xbox, we've successfully driven a vast majority of people completely insane at least once in their life. 

Gentlemen, ”most people” is not enough. We can do more.”

(Advances to a slide with your face and Microsoft peripherals.)