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 Hey  @jamw just DM'd you on  @0xchat

Just in case notifications don't work very well 😂 
 
 Whoops, wrong person sorry 😂 
 Hey @jqw22 

See above 😂😂😂 
 I’m coddiwompling towards a Swiss patisserie 😂 
 My coddiwompling will never end 😂 
 🫂  
 Zapping yourself is the purest form of self-love 👉⚡️👈 
 Also senility 😂 
 Thinking about ways to use an S9 to melt snow off a sidewalk in my backyard this winter. Ideas? 
 Find a block and hire staff 😂 
 Lol, just had to use PayPal to send someone 20 bucks (don't ask...). $2.99 fee 🤣🤣🤣🫠 
 😱

TBF  on chain bitcoin would cost $15 right now 😂 
 Price and fees are going crazy.

The weekend is going to be a ride 🎢 
 Tyson vs. Paul should be interesting 
 If Paul win’s, his ears won’t survive 😂 
 mempool fees going up and a lot of CPFP payments going through right now

https://river.com/learn/terms/c/child-pays-for-parent-cpfp/
 
 My wife's vocabulary changed from "your Bitcoin" to "our Bitcoin", when she realized how expensiv... 
 Yeh, he definitely shouldn’t go boating with her 😂 
 You didn’t get lucky.

You studied thousands of hours and doubled down when others doubted you. 
 Yeh, but when my builders seating like crazy to finish the job on time and I'm sitting here watching him wondering what to shitpost next, there is just a twinge on guilt, not much, but a little 🤣  
 Bitcoin is up and down like an excited dog, except i am dead inside 
 Weekend pump again? 
 No 🫂 , not you!!! 

But hey, if you do, enjoy 🤣  
 TMI 🫂 
 Oh, I don't care about false hips or knees, it was the downward dog that did it for me 🤣  
 I have to see family I don’t want to see tomorrow, I’m having a 0% beer to chill out. How doe... 
 Add vodka 🤣 

Also, remember that you have to pop out to do that thing that you forgot to do, just as they arrive. 
 That’s precisely where you’re going wrong and why you have to live your life through me and other fabulously wealthy cruisers 😂 
 Hic 🥴 
 I thought you weren't going to publicise Switzerland, cos you didn't want us plebs coming and living the good life with you 😂 

Booking my flights now ✈️  
 You're going to Disney Dan, no backie's allowed 🤣  
 You mean, you're only after my money!

I'm not really welcome 😪  
 That it is 😞  
 And that summarises the life of a Bitcoiner 🤣  
 You’re still down the fiat mines 😱

😔 
 "Hardcastle the world" 🤣  
 Nostr, what are some lesser known or less popular apps or websites that you use, that have some s... 
 Facebook 😂  
 Semi seriously,

Back in the day we hosted friendsreunited:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friends_Reunited

Which was like:
https://www.classmates.com/

I went to school with one of the two founders and became friends with both of the founders.

I miss the UK site and the US site might benefit from a makeover.

I could make direct, personal contact to the UK founders. 
 Yep, Jason Porter and Steve Pankhurst were attempting to resurrect it by buying back for £1 from DC Thompson. 

I put them in touch with Michael Birch who had bought Bebo back for a $1 a year earlier.
(I knew Michael's brother Paul from Adam Street Club in London, where he was the entrepreneur in residence.)

Both the Bebo and Friendsreunuted buybacks failed to spawn anything useful.
 
 Also, semi seriously Facebook.

No, I don't think you should email Mark Zuckerberg. 

But think about being self sovereign of your life story content. Photo's video's, messages, blogs, commentaries.

Imagine your lives digital content sitting on your own relay, protected by your own keys and you deciding directly who has access to this.

You may encrypt some stuff, you may share other stuff. 

You decide. 
 After 5 weeks, the build finishes today.

I just made my builder cry by offering him and his wife use of my holiday home 😳  
 His Bitcoin is still on the exchange. 

One step at a time. 
 You could have sold that for Bitcoin 🤣  
 El Salvador, #adoptingbitcoin #LFG 
 Have Fun Staying Rich 🫂  
 Also, post photos for those suffering from FOMO 
 What's your go-to Bitcoin online resource for noobs to study? 
 I don’t suggest anything specific, everyone has their own way of studying, I would only add my bias to suggest options. 
 Try a cruise, ship WiFi is unaffordable, you won’t be tempted to go online 😂 
 Bitcoin is issued by miners, not companies

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 I understood the reference, I simply pointed out the flaw in it.

Perhaps miners should tax the exchanges 😂 
 We’re entering the Nash equilibrium stage of Bitcoin

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nash_equilibrium 
 😂 
 GM

Also everything is a cult 
 Gm its Friday, Sunday I start my time in a walled garden. I am excited for the week upcoming 
 GM Dan,

Is that a metaphor, or are you a landscape gardener?
 
 😂

World or Land? 
 I am seriously jealous 🫡 
 TIL that when you burn fat the majority of waste products are exhaled as CO2 🤔

Adding this to... 
 UMA Auth was built using Nostr Wallet Connect (NWC), a protocol developed by the team at  @Alby NWC now supports UMA features like cross-currency transactions and client app registration.

https://bitcoinmagazine.com/business/lightspark-announces-new-bitcoin-l2-and-upgraded-uma-capabilities

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 My bank XAPO talks about send USD using UMA but doesn’t explain how.

I’m guessing it’s just regular lightning, converted on the fly at both ends to USD.

I’m not aware of any USDT integration into Bitcoin outside of Liquid. 
 You’re not smart. You’re just lucky everyone else is so stupid. 
 Now imagine what a smart person could do? 🤣  
 I have yet to share my personal #Bitcoin journey, but I believe now is the right time to do so. I... 
 Like this? 🤣 🤣 🤣 

https://v.nostr.build/Bk6BVpdp2VnwUHO9.mp4
 
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 A closer look at how UMA uses the Lightning Network
UMA enhances LNURL and Lightning Addresses by including compliance messages and currency exchange features. This upgrade, along with the Lightning Network's fast settlement and Bitcoin's global reach, ensures affordable worldwide money transfers.

LNURL is a protocol that simplifies Bitcoin transactions over the Lightning Network, making them more user-friendly by enabling actions like payments and login without complex addresses.

https://www.xapobank.com/en/blog/introducing-universal-money-addresses-at-xapo-bank


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 UMA Auth was built using Nostr Wallet Connect (NWC), a protocol developed by the team at  @Alby NWC now supports UMA features like cross-currency transactions and client app registration.

https://bitcoinmagazine.com/business/lightspark-announces-new-bitcoin-l2-and-upgraded-uma-capabilities

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 Hey GM 🫂 

Sorry I've not GM'd you in a while.

Today is a good day in Bitcoin land.

Have a great weekend. 
 As part of our ongoing commitment to amplifying a range of perspectives, The Guardian is inviting... 
 It's very simple, I explain it here, it's called a NIP-05:

https://habla.news/u/mhardcastle@nostrplebs.com/1727086778883

 
 Hey  @damus the app still thinks I'm zapping myself every time I send a zap.

Now sometimes, due to old age and senility I do zap myself by mistake, but most of the time I am zapping somebody else 😂  
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