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 Any nostr Canadians know much about the immigration process or know anyone good at navigating suc... 
 He can grow weed and export to the south to pay for food.  
 If Bitcoin doesn’t lose its way, it can remain freedom money. Those with Bitcoin can orient the... 
 Lightning to monero swaps.  
 What is the correct response to being at an all time low motivation

#asknostr 
 Find something more exciting to do 
 Masturbate all day then 
 just realized EVERY 🇮🇩 +62 accounts in bsky is using pfp of a kpop celeb or a cat pic 
 No animu waifu pfp? 
 Fedi is probably too hard for most of them too.  
 You can always talk to chatgpt as well.  
 Sure, you can make a Jesus avatar for it, and it knows the entire bible. Cheaper than church tax as well.  
 Character.ai has both Jesus and Hitler 
 Can get them to talk to each other and watch them become friends 
 Stream it on Nostr. Saturday Night Live AI edition 
 So true. I was always good at meditation before, but after quiting social media and being extreme... 
 What are the bad effects of social media? 
 Doesn't raise your heart rate to 200. Doesn't affect your colon function. No vasoconstriction.  
 What's the problem? My attention is abundant. Impossible to run out of it. Impossible to invest it.  
 kagi is a bit too expensive lol if they just halved the price 
 Why pay for a search engine? 
 My signature zap is 11 sats. I don't know why. 
 Cause it's less than a cent, and you're a jew.  
 Sketching a crawler. Looking for a go client lib for nostr. Suggestions?

#asknostr 
 I've noticed better default configuration in Lubuntu vs LXqT Fedora spin. Worth trying. What's your DE? 
 Desktop environment. GNOME, KDE, LXqT, XFCE 
 Try Kubuntu for M1 mac. Any reason why you're doing that instead of buying a cheap used laptop? OS X is very nice 
 Oh I see. Dual boot will let you play with Linux. You can run Windows music software using WINE. It's gonna be kinda crappy. 

Killer robots will run Linux because most neural net stuff is meant to run on Ubuntu. If you wanna learn how to deploy a server, Linux is great. For anything else it sucks.  
 Well, that's still advanced usage. These days I use computers to download and play media. I could code a few things for nostr, but can't be bothered unless the faggots share some of Jack's money.  
 Ubuntu vs. Fedora 

I installed Asahi Fedora on  M1 Mac, struggling to install Mullvad Browser an... 
 I've noticed better default configuration in Lubuntu vs LXqT Fedora spin. Worth trying. What's your DE? 
 #asknostr doxx the forbes jews who doxxed fiatjaf, and break their noses.  
 What if Auschwitz was a big brisket fest that cost $6m and jews never paid for it? 🙀 
 Disney needs to hire you! 
 Occasionally I come across a racist post and for one reason or other I (accidentally) laugh. Does... 
 Yeah, bend over, we're gonna fix that.  
 Feeling racist. Reply with a Racist, Antisemetic, or transphobiic meme and get 50 SATS ⚡ 

#gro... 
 After this back injury I will never be the same again 💔  
 Therapy possible? 
 Those people have such boring lives that they argue over bullshit for entertainment 
 Hah. Just occured to me today is Friday and we made it folks. It's the weekend. 
A good thing bc ... 
 Enjoy watching TV and scrolling social media.  
 Good evening Nostr ⚡  
 Evening. Have you already set up your new tank? 
 Need David Attenborough voice narrating the life of Beta fish and how he gets bullied by Chad fish.  
 The only process similar to the common description of the technological singularity is chips designed using software. The problem is that there's no need to run this software on the latest chips like in the case with LLMs, and LLMs are useless for designing chips.  
 #askNostr Where can I find some "Bitcoin Preferred" signs or stickers for our farmstand?? 👀  
 Order them from vistaprint. 
 Can't find any custom sticker biz that takes bitcoin. Would you pay double for that to show your support? 
 Everyone parrots that social engineering is the most effective breach approach, but there is absolutely no evidence backing it up. It's likely that most people have learned what a phishing email and sms is, and won't fall for it. Modern filter systems also make it very difficult to deliver in bulk. Of course, everyone will accept it as true because they can imagine crafting a simple email, but exploit development is far outside the capabilities of their puny minds.  
 Nostr is unusable without a search engine. I need to code a crawler.  
 YouTube is still the king of content. If it were a cable service in the 90s, people would be happy to pay $50/mo. And it's a free service.  
 Do press people actually wear a helmet that says press when they photograph war zones? 
 They do whatever the yids tell them to do.  
 Outlander 👀 
 Mitsubishi 
 You know someone's an alpha male when their girl has the biggest Adam's apple in the gang 
 Hah, I forgot Michelle is trans conspiracy theory by now.  
 I'll repeat what I told someone over telegram just now. 

"I'm not looking to be molded or led an... 
 Stack some crack 
 Can even remove the YouTube app? 
 Why is it hard to install AOSP on Samsung? Bootloader is locked? 
 Direct your anger into gainz 😁 
 I feel off...like more angry than normal. Stupid hormones. 
 My CPU just overheated while playing stalker: clear sky 
 Cool it with ice cold vodka 
 What the best resource for learning about nostr and how to create a client/relay? I am all in on ... 
 Fork existing stuff on github 
 #betstr use this tag to bet on the last 3 digits of the trading volume. E.g. bet 100k sats on 666

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/BTC-USD/history/ 
 First I need to test and see if the trading volume number is sufficiently random 
 It's probably more fun if there are multiple winners. So users pick a number and zap a certain amount. The winnings are propotional to the zap amount.  
 24 hour BTC trading volume is a daily time-independent source of entropy. Should be good enough for 1,000 participants. 

Perhaps let people bet on particular numbers? 
 We need a lightning lottery here on nostr. Zap roulette 
 Seen it on Nostr with zaps? 
 Someone trustworthy should launch a lottery bot 
 An average privacyfag wouldn't spend $100 to get a bank drop and a burner phone. They instead just complain and expect everything to be fixed for free.  
 Bank account registered in someone else's name.  
 Redefining the OG term. That's so lame. It's short for cryptocurrency. Completely different from altcoin. Can we stop being retarded? 
 Rob's honored crack baby 
 OpenAI TTS is $15 for just 1M characters. I wonder how much people are willing to spend on an AI gf.  
 Whisper is SST, not TTS. Open AI new API looks great unless they faked the demo like Google 
 AI anime waifu? 
 It's crap though. I can't imagine paying for what's available 
 Just testing it? I got bored with ChatGPT a year ago 
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 Turn it into a song