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 Wow I am blind and retarded. 
 Same. šŸ„‚ 
 why do I still follow you 
 Because LL is never boring mate. 
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 The Pee Pee of Poo Poo: Linguistic Explorations in Sight and Sound by Enrique Cacadoodoo 
 Uhh.... Should I tell him? 
 Ole Maggie's dead!!!??? 
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 Liver lipped mud chicken 
 mud hut blue gummer 
 One of my favorite words to say is Sheboygan even tho Iā€™ve never been there 
 That word has so much weight. 
>i was sheboygan the missus last night
Impactful 
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 British Airways has the best in flight amenities 
 Muttoid genderfaggots is an amenity? 
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 Area 51 is really where we go to start to die... 
 Ayyyys first. Lol 
 This is exactly how Wars start son 
 He musta been thinkin' of me. Cuz 51 is geriberry or sumthin. 
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>wife's face when 
:booba: 
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 Punching my dick rn 
 I donā€™t get it 
 I seriously doubt that. Lol 
 some are yellow triangles...some are red...what do they mean by this... 
 Mine was red
I am ded
Q is master 
 Welcome to my Fedi!

Iā€™m passionate about a lot of things and love to have conversations with o... 
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 WHOAAAA SNEED CHILD OF MINE 
 *bb guns 'n dandelions 
 The local gop cuck radio guy is more concerned about the media not talking about the "important" issues like the boarder, biden trial, etc., and even threw out that Gaytz might be secretly helping the dems. Lmao 
 Gm baby cried all night didnā€™t sleep a wink  :cirnofumotoast: 
 Ahhh, those nights you wish you could put the bun back in the oven.
Good times 
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 Did he get shot? 
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 Kind of crazy that bugs can come right back from being flicked in their little bug heads 
 >flick deez exoskelly nutz 
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 Thats good.  These kikes know I have collateral. They want to keep me a slave forever. 
 Doc not talk about genitals challenge: level impossible :uncomfortable: 
 *unpossible ultra nightmare 
 I was curious as to why every time I wipe I have like 3 hairs attached to the paper 
 CUZ IT A HAIRY MAN ASS 
 yesterday told my woman how my asshole hair has cowlicks and she ainā€™t left me yet 
 Peeping yer asshole is ghey 
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 tics a lot of boxes

Self importance and arrogance? check
Using Facebook? Thats just a free space... 
 GenX tards check these boxes quite a bit too. 
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 I would accept "as needed".
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 O...okay... :wojak_depressed: 
 If you hit western Missery at least wave on yer way by. :animu_nazi: 
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 Good morning nall yiggas 
 Shoopity boopity ding-a-ling 
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 Its beyond ok, rabbi.
Its FINE 
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 Stick yer peen where a filthy kike was. Eeewww 
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 Top 'o the nipps, good sir. šŸ„‚