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 Good morning nall yiggas 
 Shoopity boopity ding-a-ling 
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 $20 for a flag? Let's go. 
 The battle flag is 59 bucks bro. Its fire. 
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 >be man
>board elevator with woman
>"weather sure is nice this time of year huh" 
>she freaks out... 
 When we win, asking about the weather is mandatory. 
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 dude look, if it means that much to you, ban be me.
or
attack the arguments, not the man.
it's ju... 
 >ban be me
Right now we attack this Engrish nigga 
 I had a private 20+ years ago hankemier (check spelling) absolutely the dumbest fucking person I'... 
 Had a E2 named Lukemier, hit his head on the the same low hanging pipe on the ship everyday. 
Mier genes: defective 
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I love in more of a heroin... 
 Lol. Ummm, Vegas. 
 Caffeine: ingested
Sleepyhead levels: all time high 
pls halp 
 If retard truckfag would've properly taken up both spaces, little car wouldn't fit. Fuggin smoothbrain piker! 
 fun fact if you have to choose between sleeping with the woman you love or getting lots of sleep ... 
 Just fly the planes Doc! 
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 More information needs to be published about the Council on Foreign Relations. A thorough body of... 
 Texxe Marrs had some wild shit on them back when I was in high school. Lol 
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 that's what happens when every disney movie is animated by a horde of poos 
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 I can tell from the thumbnail that is a jewess. 
 Yup. Some aspiring chap zoomed in on her demon star neckless and she kvetched. Lol 
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 Ooga booga? 
 You started it. šŸ˜šŸ¦§ 
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 I live in Wakanda, Africa 
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 When the SHF we will meet at public libraries. šŸ˜‰ 
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 I heard a couple of the lyrics and fricking LOL. 
 I know 10 year olds with more creativity. Lol 
 fellas the corn demon supermoon is tonight theweathernetwork.com/en/news/science/space/september-... 
 Thats just corny. 
 I think in a few years we'll start seeing Soros-backed DAs file ridiculously light charges agains... 
 Jurry nullification for niggers is in full swing. 
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 IM NOT COMPETENT ENOUGH TO SURVIVE 
 Don't count yer chigguns before they hatch! 
 I have a credit card company texting me twice a week to spend more, or increase my limit. My own mortgage company is practically begging me to get a home equity line of credit three times a week 
 nostr:npub13wtj2jsqv2vkxzyftytg4yxkzvapxtshyavertdnmfyrft0z9mqss5r3xd when did this trend happen?... 
 Mid to late 60s, I believe. 
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 MY NEW JOB AS A JANITOR HAS A STRANGE LIST OF RULES 
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 Never give up. Thats ghey 
 When they pry it from my warm, hot
cup... 
 @šŸ˜šŸ˜ Humpleupagus šŸ˜šŸ˜ if a cop arrests another cop, does he have to marrandize(sic) the cop he is arresting? 
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 Find me one that isn't subversive. 
 Niggers and their shower caps šŸ™„ 
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 It all just gets worse 
 We still have each other to bare it tho. šŸ‘Œ 
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 I WASN'T HAPPY WHEN I DREAMT 
 GNASHING OF TEETH IN MY SLEEP 
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 SHEEEIIITTY 
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 Coofin 
 Coonin šŸ¦§ 
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 Ole Tuna can dick. Fr fr 
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 Mossaded States of Amerikwa 
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 You should smack that boy upside his head. šŸ’Ŗ 
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 Kikes created this division. Its up to us to repair it. 
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 Well, this is a chuppacabra thread, so... 
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 I used to do that. It wore off with age. Lol 
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 May the road rise to meet you then. 
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 It...its just a list of supreme faggotry. 
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 >all fuggin day
šŸ˜© 
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 >Muh heckin tax base, goy!