Yes, ngl GolfCartLady is pretty fucking based 

 How do you know one of them wasn't her :thunk_butt: .

Munch on that 

 I'm not talking about the 
cowlicks on their bum hair 
tho am I?  :animu_smug8: 

 Why on God's green earth would you tell your woman that you imbecile.

What would your woman think of you sharing this information 🤦 

 She likes his crusty bum hair 
doo tho.... :pepe_cringe: 

 I believe that’s in spite of not because 

 Nasty dingle berries 

 This whole conversation leads me to believe Doc has bad hygiene amd his girl enjoys it... 🤢 

 he preens too much to have bad hygiene. he's just very vain because he grew up around cows and goats and chickens so he's been the prettiest thing around since forever 

 👑 that burn though, dayum man. 

 nah I spent the beginning of my childhood in Australian suburbia HH 

 I wash my asshole twice a day to avoid that 🤨 

 Who smells so bad they wash twice a day. One and done for me. I smell like roses. Must be the Aussie genes, second only in stench to French people 

 I smell good brother I just shower in the morning to wake up and in the evening to wash off so I don’t feel grimy before bed

While I’m in there in the mornings I clean my asshole post-morning shit, get my armpits and balls

Evenings is deep clean not because I need it but because I enjoy being clean 

 I bask in my musk. Means I've done man shit 

 I will for the day but when it comes time for sleep I’m going to make sure I’m spotless 

 AW WE GOT OURSELVES A RAYCISS TRAITA UP IN HEAH :anakin: 

 she’d think it’s funny 

 Ok so when we build our Christian community of like-minded individuals you two will not live in the village. You two animals will have to live outside city limits in a yurt or a fugging teepee idk 

 I was about to make it worse but I restrained myself brother HH 

 nah those are all her...she's a shapeshifter like morgan le fay... 

 but then you get "no officer I wasn't showing my genitals to a child, genitals are for reproduction" and that's no good 

 @:cat_stare: Doc (WBF :idunno: Edition) :cat_stare_... @AlabasterBrick🏴‍☠️ @GolfCartLamborghini :verified_pink2: 
Son of a BITCH :animu_alarm: :animu_alarm: :animu_alarm: :animu_alarm: :animu_alarm: :animu_alarm: :animu_alarm: