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 Tell me that’s not a fucking high five over the tower you haven’t fantastic fantasy about? 

If you’re a straight woman and that idea didn’t exist in your mind at least once … you’re suspect 🤣🤣🤣
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 And if you do it on a man’s face while he is eating you … ambrosia flows 
Man loves it 
I mean it’s always worked for me in my life 
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 Yes, thank you so much for reminding people of that because the local Humane Society many times if you call them, they will send people out to your car to retrieve the animals. If you don’t know how so please call if you see that and you can’t get the animals to come out, but usually if you leave food underneath the car, they’ll usually come out if you just sit back for you know a while.
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 All I’m saying is if you’re orange man and I’m pompanomoose I really think we should work together
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 What about hip thrusts? Cause woof 🐶 I can still kill those … even with a broken coccyx  
 Right on. 👍 Then I’m ***Blessed*** there cause I can still pump serious weight there. Yay. 🥳 Thanks 🙏  
 What is that? I don’t speak 🗣️ fluent emojis 

Don’t laugh 🤣. I thought 🫂 hugs was an old timey camera until a couple years ago

And I didn’t understand witches riding brooms until … a couple years ago. 🤣🤣🤣 
 So is that yet another code 👩🏻‍💻 FFS 🤦🏻‍♀️ IS GG okay 
 We already made that life too 🤣🤣🤣

https://youtu.be/-Uyx6HhfDOc?si=qremATfO-yvtESSy 
 Because the fact is, I mean, the guy is just a guy so I don’t know I mean, I try to make amends a couple years ago so I don’t know I mean I guess I should just let it all go and just keep living my life because my life is fucking awesome and it’s beautiful and I’m happy where I live and I live in a beautiful forest and I’m surrounded by nature all day long and it’s just fucking wonderful
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 Yeah, it’s not like we practice everything before hand or anything. I mean Powderpuff football when I was in high school I mean we practice I think for like a week and then we did it.

 no I didn’t know females who were on the football team even back then in the 90s and there was some sexism but overall even back then they were treated so much more respectfully so it is what it is
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 Actually, it was oh Yum y’all but from the stands, it sounded like Omaha to the people 🤣🤣🤣
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 It’s a tough thing. But he’s the best option, 
I mean … he always is. 
For me it’s always been true. 
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 Guys, I’m so bummed out my favorite doll line like they have fashion packs they sell and they’re on AliExpress and they’re super cheap and I don’t know how to buy them 
 If you were a teenager in the 90s and this song doesn’t pump you up I don’t trust your ass

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 We fuck best though 
69743 welcome 
I meant you’re 🤣🤣🤣 
 De nada  
 Who wants to talk about #gene #therapy in the #USA & beyond? 
Who remembers mad cow disease where were you then?
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 And my (former partner) guy is often told he looks way younger … so it’s good for both of us. 
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 Whoda thought Pfizer would have monetized heartattacks.  Amazing. 
 If men didn’t want to constantly fook … I mean we’re talking about Viagra right? 🤣 
 🤣🤣🤣.  
 Gene therapy has went on for ages 
Back in the 80s kiddos were drinking bovine growth hormone …
There are much darker sides of it. But let’s just say … I’ll stay quiet for now because I need to tickle myself 🤣🤣🤣
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 20 years from now, my child will say: "dad how were you able to pay for my college education in f... 
 🫢 Thanks. And I would tell that beautiful child about how you worked for #humanity & saved many other children from being abused. #Love is all the things. Hugs 🫂 

Best we can do is help others in/with all the resources available. 

Which means … I have to face Jack again. 🤣🤣🤣 
 🫂🫂🫂 
 What is? Are we good? 😊  
 It is. Good stuff. Even in my experience of writing about my life and some fantasies … it’s beautiful 🤩 🤣

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 Guys … who is gonna help me with my peaceful #revolution 
And the Forrest laughed 

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 @Rand Cutting out other people… especially toxic family adding spiritual weight as well. How sad is that?  
 Stop laughing at me. As a younger woman who always did her own thing … it’s all good. 😊. Sure … he’s a banger and now better than when we were younger. But he’s still just another man. 
How many men I’ve met. 

He was just one who always felt right. Before I saw him … his words … he always felt … HIS WORDS… I fell in love with his words  
 Dear Sir: we banged in 2017 and I think you’re right about perfect now. Would you mind Sir … if I paid you for an hour to gaze into those beautiful peepers again? 

How about that? 🤣🤣🤣 
 You know I make art 🖼️ FFS 🤦🏻‍♀️ 
 
 Dear Sir: we banged in 2017 and I think you’re right about perfect now. Would you mind Sir … if I paid you for an hour to gaze into those beautiful peepers again? 

How about that? 🤣🤣🤣 
 Fuck that noise. 
I’m either going to see him or I’m not. 
It’s on me. 🤣🤣🤣

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 You know I make art 🖼️ FFS 🤦🏻‍♀️ 
 
 Sadly no … remember when you referred to JD as steel 
And I laughed … it wasn’t his body 
It was his eyes 👀 
When he cocked his head 
And smiled 
I fell  
 Fuck that noise. 
I’m either going to see him or I’m not. 
It’s on me. 🤣🤣🤣

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 He wasn’t a predator in any way. At least not to me. But others were I’ll talk to @Cyborg about it 
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 Sadly no … remember when you referred to JD as steel 
And I laughed … it wasn’t his body 
It was his eyes 👀 
When he cocked his head 
And smiled 
I fell  
 Definitely 💯 Losing the excess weight from the spiritual damage is coming off now. Never will I allow my predators to win.  
 No he isn’t. I’ve just known him a very long time. And I trust him more than most people. Right or wrong. It’s just true. 
It was on me too. As I lied to him when he gave me chance to be honest about my feelings for him. We were younger then. 

That really helped. Growing older. Hugs 🫂  
 Thanks. 🙏 This. It’s not exactly closure but I do owe him honesty. In person. Or not.  
 This. This is really well said because I know like I’ve pretty much wow I’m an asshole. I pretty much went through and made amends with everybody but him oops  
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 You’re welcome 😇 I mean I didn’t say it but 🤣🤣🤣 
 C O N T I N U E ?

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 No, Omaha is what I used to say when I used to do Powderpuff football back in the late 90s as a teen girl 🧒  
 It was actually “OH - YUM -YAH” 

But like when we were playing, I was screaming and it sounded like Omaha to the people in the stands  🤣🤣🤣 
 As a #spiritual #warrior I’ve been doing this all my life 
Hence why #bitcoin is #peaceful #revolution and the world is in #chaos turmoil right now. If people believed in the Bible they would believe angels on earth are working together to stop the war 
#OmegaMichele