It's always such a chore. 

 PV 🤙🏻 

 Oh man. That sounds awesome, but I already have plans mid-February. I don't think I'll be able to swing that. 

 👀
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 I often have lots of FOMOs. We have so many apps. I'm always in Fear of Missing Other Stuff. 

 Hmm. nostr:nprofile1qqsrhuxx8l9ex335q7he0f09aej04zpazpl0ne2cgukyawd24mayt8gprfmhxue69uhhq7tjv9kkjepwve5kzar2v9nzucm0d5hszxmhwden5te0wfjkccte9emk2um5v4exucn5vvhxxmmd9uq3xamnwvaz7tmhda6zuat50phjummwv5hsx7c9z9 I think we have a new slogan. 

 Damn. That's really bullish. What's going to make us hit 100K daily active users by end of year? 

 Definitely. I think onboarding and content discovery still needs a lot of work. But it's absolutely doable. User retention is our largest hurdle. 

 Nope. Governments LOVE to advertise for Nostr. 

 Really? What don't you think that will happen?  

 I think we're talking about different things. 

 Ma'am this is a shitpost, but has truthful undertones. For example, as governments ban social media apps and censor content, they're essentially advertising Nostr's features and capabilities. 

 https://media.tenor.com/aHv5-YfU-rgAAAAC/fired-office.gif 

 Hello 

 Some of the most oppressed people in the world. They need Nostr more than most. 

 I think you're doing this wrong. 

 That's why Saylor doesn't Zap. He doesn't know what sats are. 

 Touche. 

 I wonder if nostr:nprofile1qqsgydql3q4ka27d9wnlrmus4tvkrnc8ftc4h8h5fgyln54gl0a7dgspzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgqg5waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t0qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyfehcpn has ever heard this joke before. Probably not. 

 It's not. No.  

 Would this be like a Chat Roulette style Nostr client? 

 Noice! He's reconfirming it again right now on Nostr Nests. 

 He just said this live on Nostr Nests 🥹 

 Sorry brother. I have faith though. 

 Proor guy is about to have a real bad time. 

 Gotta take care of our elderly. 

 Tell him if he joins Nostr I'll zap him. Maybe nostr:nprofile1qqst7gmku9a6fmpxn5g0ejvk536xk3g322lfqv06frn5257au4fxhnspzdmhxue69uhhqatjwpkx2urpvuhx2ue0ay42q2 should invite him. He has a crush on her after all. 

 #goldstr 

 Amazing 😂

Hey honey, you should start making music and videos.
Why?
No reason. Oh. Maybe try orange hair too. 

 Yikes 👀 

 Top buyers forever. 

 Rekt. 

 We'll get there. 

 Looking good nostr:nprofile1qqstn5pvhr7aavv3wq0vqeywxlk376hm5f37qps0cpsfnf3g28f9upq6qgre4 🔥🔥🔥 

 I read this in a cheerleader voice. 

 known bug that kieran needs to fix 

 Welcome to the world of decentralized social communication 🤙🏻🫂💜 

 I don't know what you're talking about here 😩 

 The name just makes me think of Hank Hill. 

 needs more steak 

 If I had a system76, this would mean war. 

 Hrm. 

 That looks like a sweet system. 

 Happier now? 

 Word. 

 GM 🫂 PV 🤙🏻 

 Give GMs and PVs. 

 GM PV. Some people still need more 🫂 and 🤙🏻 

 I anticipate leopards to eat a lot of faces over the next few years. 

 Absolutely. I'm skeptical, but obviously hope it happens. 

 Peter never zapped before? WTF. 

 It only started about two weeks ago, after the last version, but I also installed Android 15 then too. 

 Thanks boo. Love you 😘 

 Good morning Connie 😂🫂💜🤙🏻 

 GM PV 🫂 

 What's up Mick? 🫂🤙🏻💜 PV 

 https://media.tenor.com/lNMyjjSWLYcAAAAd/my-man-my-man-denzel.gif  

 PV 🤙🏻 

 If you make #NostrLou happen, I know a guy or two that can get yuyon the show to talk about it. 

 This is amazing.