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 GM PV 🤙🏻🫂💜 
 This scroll bug on nostr:nprofile1qqs24yz8xftq8kkdf7q5yzf4v7tn2ek78v0zp2y427mj3sa7f34ggjcpzamhxue69uhhv6t5daezumn0wd68yvfwvdhk6tcppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qyg8wumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnddakj703s8dt is annoying AF when replying or commenting. Twitter had a similar bug years ago. It was annoying AF too. nostr:nprofile1qqsyvrp9u6p0mfur9dfdru3d853tx9mdjuhkphxuxgfwmryja7zsvhqppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qythwumn8ghj7anfw3hhytnwdaehgu339e3k7mf0qyghwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnhd9hx2tch2deau this is an unofficial bug report. 
 nostr:nprofile1qqs03ekxgdp0rczjfqrrpcn7zqtdec6lcwnpfesyxnl0f239qvege2gpz3mhxue69uhkummnw3ezummcw3ezuer9wcq3gamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwdehhxarj9e3xwqg7waehxw309anx2etywvhxummnw3ezucnpdejz7ur0wp6kcctj404c48 😂 
 It only started about two weeks ago, after the last version, but I also installed Android 15 then too. 
 I got more Hot Honey sales on FB this morning, than GMs nostr. 🤙 
 This is either an escort service or spicy honey. Hrm. 
 Good morning and pura vida, Nostr! It's time to create notes and send zaps! 🤙🏻🫂💜

Happy Friday! 
 GM 🫂 
 PV 🤙🏻 
 GM PV 🫂💜🤙🏻 
 On? 
 🤙🏻💜🫂 
 GM PV 🫂 
 PV my dudes 🤙🏻 
 Good morning, Dan! 🤙🏻🫂💜 
 GM PV 🫂🤙🏻 
 Because people don't have Lightning addresses on their profiles? PV 🤙🏻 
 Pura vida 🤙🏻 
 Any advice on a wallet to receive zaps? My primal one is gone?! 
 How is Primal gone? 
 I see Alby on your profile. If you still use Primal, you can add it back. 
 Oh... 
 Did you have sats in the wallet? 

I may need to escalate this to level 3 support nostr:nprofile1qqspywh6ulgc0w3k6mwum97m7jkvtxh0lcjr77p9jtlc7f0d27wlxpspz4mhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejqz8nhwden5te0vejk2ern9ehx7um5wghxyctwvshhqmmsw4kxzusprpmhxue69uhkc6t8dp6xu6twvaex2mrp0yhxxmmd3dl9ds plz halp 
 What is that? Am I Shadow banned now? And which word that I used is on the nip blacklist?
#asknos... 
 This bot is used by the nostr:nprofile1qqsq7gkqd6kpqqngfm7vdr6ks4qwsdpdzcya2z9u6scjcquwvx203dspzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wvh8xmmrd9skcqgjwaehxw309ac82unsd3jhqct89ejhxqg5waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t003zktz client to filter users/feeds. Though technically any client can use reports as they see fit. It's not really a shadow ban, because your content will always exist, certain clients could filter out your content though, such as the offending note. If you don't use the nos client then I would not worry about it and carry on per usual. 
 Amethyst uses reports for WoT automatic blocking. This bot and report would not apply to users I believe unless they're following the bot and 5 other people they follow reports the user. 
 GM

1. Fix the money
2. Fix the world 
 GM PV 🫂🤙🏻 
 Goodnight and wabi sabi, Nostr! 🫂🤙🏻💜 
 For those of you with a bitaxe, are they worth the money in your view?
#askNostr 
 As a hobby? Yes. It's a fun hobby to tinker with from time to time. It's not really about the money you spent, but you'll never make your money back from it. Just know that going in.  
 Welcome to the world of decentralized social communication. Nostriches love art and Bitcoin. You'll do well here. 🫂💜🤙🏻 
 I'm not an author, but I'll answer for my wife who is a New York Times Bestseller. Dude in the screenshot is correct.  
 20 million votes. Where did they go?? 
 Apathy  
 250 
 Maybe. 
 I bake too. Banana bread. https://nostrcheck.me/media/3f770d65d3a764a9c5cb503ae123e62ec7598ad035d836e2a810f3877a745b24/eb017d36dc7da0536982d2e461f5b0b41a18d6e6839696c7218dae8528e8943e.webp #foodstr
nostr:nevent1qqs82gh72ampdsc604kfvhvvedy6lnvlxnj8uuhmjqqjjnn0080gwpspzemhxue69uhkummnw3ex2mrfw3jhxtn0wfnj7q3q8ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqxpqqqqqqzkc3ucg 
 Thank you 👀 
 Several 🫂 
 Thanks ☺️ 
 It's a standard 9x5 inches, but the camera angle makes it look bigger. 
 Anyone participating in No Nut November? Willingly? 😂🤣 
 Confirm with nostr:nprofile1qqsvqa80jxzgc8t54p3eeq4pehmnwg4k3prjlsfqssaz89220j9ht5qpzdmhxue69uhhqatjwpkx2urpvuhx2ue0lvqkag that this sounds unhealthy. 
 nostr:nprofile1qqsfpuyj8re4zneync4nx0npr8h0f95hqg8e2m7hkeejecgcm5d48jcprdmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68yurvv438xtnrdakj7qgkwaehxw309ahx7um5wfjkc6t5v4ejummjvuhsz8mhwden5te0dehhxarj94ex2mrp0yhxgetjv44k2mmnwvhx6ef0g9a028 left me for a few days. I hope  that the kids and I can survive 🥹 https://nostrcheck.me/media/3f770d65d3a764a9c5cb503ae123e62ec7598ad035d836e2a810f3877a745b24/9fff40f703b0d8d9b05dff8dcde9c98e453ee223be15931fa5655323426d5309.webp 
 The New York strips 🥹 Ribeye for dad. 
 Haha. Definitely. I have a second ribeye that I was going to cook for myself but I decided to save that for tomorrow and make roasted asparagus and garlic mashed potatoes too. 
 I bake too. Banana bread. https://nostrcheck.me/media/3f770d65d3a764a9c5cb503ae123e62ec7598ad035d836e2a810f3877a745b24/eb017d36dc7da0536982d2e461f5b0b41a18d6e6839696c7218dae8528e8943e.webp #foodstr
nostr:nevent1qqs82gh72ampdsc604kfvhvvedy6lnvlxnj8uuhmjqqjjnn0080gwpspzemhxue69uhkummnw3ex2mrfw3jhxtn0wfnj7q3q8ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqxpqqqqqqzkc3ucg 
 Sorry, Mike. I'll try to keep it down. 
 Do we really need screenshots for very open, easy to fetch public data?
nostr:note19zp6lhg0g2zryc... 
 Some people may want to use them in articles and blogs. 
 This is good and hilarious. Also, fuck Trump. 
 There’s nothing worse than a shower with a learning curve.  
 Especially if you don't have your contacts in yet. In some hotels I've showered with my glasses on at first so I could figure out wtf I was doing 😂 
 You may not be thinking about it, but if you believe in the promise of Nostr then we should expect to see Nostr feeds in many other contexts other than on a big super app in a phone -- we should see Nostr notes being referenced from and injected in unrelated webpages, unrelated apps, hardware devices, comment sections and so on. All these micro-clients will have to implement some complicated edit-fetching logic now? 
 We love V4V 😂 
 People always say bear market memes are better, but I'm sitting over here with tears in my eyes right now 😂😂😂 
 Nah. Back to the Future. 
 Mine isn't. I don't have enough bitcoin 🥹 
 Hello everyone.   Thank you to all the bitcoiners that helped me unfuck myself

#introductions 
 👀

Welcome to Nostr where you have the freedom to fuck or unfuck yourself as you see fit. 💜🫂🤙🏻 
 I just tag them here and say this is an unofficial issue report 😂😂😂 

But in all honesty it more information would be needed I would file a report on GitHub with all of the requirements. 
 They're not listening to nostr:nprofile1qqsdv8emcke7k3qqaldwv956tstu40ejg663gdsaayuuujs6pknw7jspp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5kzmqpzfmhxue69uhhqatjwpkx2urpvuhx2uc86mqq0 and following the proper troubleshooting procedures 😂😂 
 New ATH 
 88K is when the Back to the Future memes begin. That's what I'm looking forward to seeing. 
 im a computer mechanic. im not a chart mechanic. i don't know what this means lol 
 👀 I get this reference. 
 1955 the year and also $1.955M. 
 nostr:nprofile1qqs9kqvr4dkruv3t7n2pc6e6a7v9v2s5fprmwjv4gde8c4fe5y29v0spz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qz9nhwden5te0wfjkccte9ehx7uewwdhkx6tpdsq3samnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwwdhx7un59eek7cmfv9kq3z089c as a 10 year old boy. 
 Have you used any social media that's not owned by big tech before you used nostr? Can you feel t... 
 I used mIRC at first but then I became more of a bitchX user. I still want a bitchX Nostr client 🥹 
 Four years ago today, nostr:nprofile1qqsrhuxx8l9ex335q7he0f09aej04zpazpl0ne2cgukyawd24mayt8gprfmhxue69uhhq7tjv9kkjepwve5kzar2v9nzucm0d5hszxmhwden5te0wfjkccte9emk2um5v4exucn5vvhxxmmd9uq3xamnwvaz7tmhda6zuat50phjummwv5hsx7c9z9 published his first commit on his new project called NOSTR. Happy Fourth Birthday NOSTR!
https://m.primal.net/Luho.png

Don't forget to send Fiatjaf a GM to show your gratitude 😂 
 Looks beautiful 😍 
 GA nostr:nprofile1qqsrhuxx8l9ex335q7he0f09aej04zpazpl0ne2cgukyawd24mayt8gprfmhxue69uhhq7tjv9kkjepwve5kzar2v9nzucm0d5hszxmhwden5te0wfjkccte9emk2um5v4exucn5vvhxxmmd9uq3xamnwvaz7tmhda6zuat50phjummwv5hsx7c9z9 
 I laughed. 
 Anyone willing to walk me through the steps for running a nostr relay on a cloud VM?

#asknostr 
 Welcome to the #Haven club! 
 Some of my badges are GIFs 🥹