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 Power is out. 😵‍💫 
 How can I foster a relationship without zaps 🥴 
 Why run when I own a cat 😹  
 Is there any other way? 😆 
 Wait til they come out with the "iNOSTR" 
 Will nostr:nprofile1qqsr9cvzwc652r4m83d86ykplrnm9dg5gwdvzzn8ameanlvut35wy3gpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduq3qamnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3wwa5kuegpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqcu9929 will it tho?  
 Today is my birthday and also just so happened to be the day we welcomed our firstborn into the w... 
 Happy birthday 🎂 🥳  
 Oil change and new battery. Ready to take on the roads! 
 people copy me all the time and i am still friendly :D  
 people copy me all the time and i am still friendly :D 
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 So a psychic called into my work today and first thing they asked was my name and why I was calling. My response was, "I thought you were psychic" 😆 
 Top 10 users the IRS and CRA want to talk too.. 😉
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 Help me find a girlfriend nostr:nprofile1qqsr7acdvhf6we9fch94qwhpy0nza36e3tgrtkpku25ppuu80f69kfqpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhszrnhwden5te0dehhxtnvdakz7x08grv 😆 
 Tell me about it 😆  
 I saw this video and all I could think is #bitcoin
https://youtu.be/1oF2z6xk51I 
 https://video.nostr.build/fa9cabf89a16faa7b37bf1d294179280c007b6301194fa0005ee6b7a1ecb4875.mp4
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 I know and have worked with their booking manager if you need a hook up 😅 
 Be the annoyance you wish to see in the world. 
 As a debt collector this made me laugh 😆
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 Brand new npub?
Has a Lightning address?
Bitcoin in bio? 
Uses popular hashtags?

C'mon man.

We ... 
 Doesn't even use nip-05 or badges lol 😂  
 I hope my grandkids aren’t buying dumb sh*t with my stack in 2085 
 When I hear of people selling and melting down people's grandparents silverware and China. I think the same thing.  
 A bitcoin is forever 🌹 
 My first dive into LN and BTC, almost burnt me to crisps 😂😂😂 nostr:note1s9l52z6er5yn5j36... 
 #nodestrich
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So hear me out 😉
https://video.nostr.build/6563b39943c2bd51c87a8e0fbbebfb93ca7cec7baa7a22f8834504e5161c78cf.mp4 
 Imagine all the productivity with all the free child labour 😏. 
 I don't think epistine was ever married 😆. Don't be like epistine  
 F*ck it, let’s get married! 🤣 
 
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So hear me out 😉
https://video.nostr.build/6563b39943c2bd51c87a8e0fbbebfb93ca7cec7baa7a22f8834504e5161c78cf.mp4 
 We are ALL getting chairs! 🪑 and dates!!! 🤣 
 Hey 😉 
 I have the confidence of a blind man 👨‍🦯  
 It's why I picked it out just for you beautiful 😏 
 I was getting excited for bitcoin pump until dawned upon me. We should all be shitting bricks. We are witnessing the death of the dollar in real time 😵 
 If nostr:nprofile1qqsr7acdvhf6we9fch94qwhpy0nza36e3tgrtkpku25ppuu80f69kfqpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn... 
 I thought that's why you married him? 
 Girlfriends for all (besides nostr:nprofile1qqsr7acdvhf6we9fch94qwhpy0nza36e3tgrtkpku25ppuu80f69kfqpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhszrnhwden5te0dehhxtnvdakz7x08grv)
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 Day 3 of having bad cold/flu. Ready to infect my entire work place.  
 What's a bitcoin?  
 I'm horribly under the weather and not feeling well. Meanwhile Voodoo keeps climbing on top of my chest and swatting my face when I start to close my eyes. Apparently I'm not allowed to sleep 🙃  
 Most consistent streamer on zap.stream 😎. 
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 I bet we'll hit 100K in 2025. Maybe even 1M. We just need that one killer app, that one killer us... 
 Fear and other stuff transmitted by relays 😆  
 Bitcoin is slavery at this point


FEW UNDERSTAND THIS 
 Technically debt is slavery Exodus 21 😉 
 I'm probably going to hell for laughing at this. In my defense I'm 10% jewish and have been to Toronto Holocaust museum within the past 12 months...
 https://video.nostr.build/3c24f4868002218888e4334f6964cf774d1d5d09ce6a468071005a0a7f4cd53c.mp4 
 Today i shall attempt to create a nip-05 for my domain so i can have my very own

turiz @ mantrat... 
 It's easy, watch the YouTube video lol 
 atp I wish an immigrant would come steal my job. I don’t want it anymore. nostr:note1nufutugrrd... 
 Careful. Might come true 😆  
 Only thing I'll steal i your heart 😉 
 God bless nostr:nprofile1qqsrhuxx8l9ex335q7he0f09aej04zpazpl0ne2cgukyawd24mayt8gprfmhxue69uhhq7tjv9kkjepwve5kzar2v9nzucm0d5hszxmhwden5te0wfjkccte9emk2um5v4exucn5vvhxxmmd9uq3xamnwvaz7tmhda6zuat50phjummwv5hsx7c9z9
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 Does the lack of NIP-05's affect visibility? 
 I personally want a nip-05 only client to filter out spam lol 
 I still see you 😅.  
 I am awake ffs, what is the problem? 😂 
 The day in the life of a nostr dev 😂

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 Someone fly to Japan and wake up nostr:nprofile1qqsglv2qkn5dmmuhee9cy8fywfu2rfp4xd3xy0myqg2gfvmjl9yqqrqpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduq3qamnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3wd3skueqpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejs8e3vcy 
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 Thank you sir 😁 
 Really interesting day on the phones. There's a debtor who owes a lot of money and has been trying to give us the run around saying he's on ODSP/disability. 5 seconds looking into his credit report and the dude is a active reestate agent. Every agent has been spamming his office and we did a full asset search. Dudes going to be homeless pretty soon because he tried to fuck around and now he's going to find out 🤣🤣🤣🤣. 
 Someone fly to Japan and wake up nostr:nprofile1qqsglv2qkn5dmmuhee9cy8fywfu2rfp4xd3xy0myqg2gfvmjl9yqqrqpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduq3qamnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3wd3skueqpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejs8e3vcy 
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 I love how all my coworkers think I'm a bad driver. There's like a invisible force field around my car 😆. No one wants to park to close. 
 Brooo what 😆 
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 Insanity. Small world. God damn internet 😆.  
 Nostr is only as good as it's users ability to make it great.  
 Make #nostr great again

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 Brooo what 😆 
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