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 "If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you." 
 How hard would it be to build this feature?

I go into an npub's profile and there's an option "s... 
 Zap.stream is easy to set up with OBS 😅. I can walk you threw it if you need help. 
 My coworker randomly told me she thought I was very handsome. Awkward part is, she's married and her husband works in the building opposite to mine 😆. My day has been made. 
 Single, 6'6, blue eyes, node runner and I have the cutest cat 😏 
 Yeea, im not a home wrecker 😆 
 I've thought of an apocalyptic plan. The problem is, theorically your fucked if a nuke hits anywhere in north America. The bomb would create a massive EMP destroying any electricity infrastructure/computer thats not in a Faraday cage. Not to mention you need a huge stock pile of potassium iodide for the fallout. I  rarely drink 😅. I wish I was on a carnivore but I'm on a sea food diet. I see food and eat it 😆. I need a wife to fatten me up 😆. Currently only have a Canadian passport and legally you can't  own a gun* (you can but you need to be interviewed by the RCMP and get put on a watch list). 

Wish you weren't kidding tho 😆. Your too beautiful for me anywhere. 

She's new to Canada and only has been here for less then a year 😆. So who knows 🤷‍♂️ 😆. If she leaves her husband tho, does that mean I have to look after her kids? 
 I want kids one day but like if it's with the right person. My ex used to tell me "Craig it doesn't matter how much bitcoin or money you have, it means nothing if you die alone with no one to love you". The problem is finding the perfect partner. I've been burnt by some crazy women in the past but I'm trying to move on. 

The only time i drink is on a special occasions. Like maybe a bitcoin met up or Christmas dinner. Im a super lightweight when I do drink. 1-2 beers and I'm done for the night 😆. 

I'm ready to be your nostr daddy tho 👨 

I could see us creating something amazing 😏. 

 
 I think it might be better to move to a more private chat 😏. I suggest you download 0xchat (it's a telegram/privacy focused nostr client). I'll slide a DM to your nostr account 😏.  
 When damus on android 😆 
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 This is your chance to help shape the future of one of Nostr's most popular applications and impr... 
 When damus on android 😆 
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 unpopular opinion: musicals suck, the new joker sucked. 
 Musical can be amazing
https://youtu.be/_epJcJbnuOg

Also phantom of the opera is amazing movie 😆  
 Without government, who will build the roads and murder the squirrels? 
 Government be like: dinner 🍽  
 What happened to #nostr November? 
 he keeps winning shiiiittt

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 How about a Zap.stream election night? 
 How many libertarians wanna see more government? 😆 but still good idea. Host a hivechat/cornychat and at same time running OBS connected to zap.stream 😄. You could have basically a giant party hosted on zap.stream 🥳.   
 I'm Canadian. Im not 😆 
 I can help if you need help tho 
 get yourself a dog guys, you can leave the door unlocked 
 But what about the cat? 
 nostr:npub126ntw5mnermmj0znhjhgdk8lh2af72sm8qfzq48umdlnhaj9kuns3le9ll customer service is stellar... 
 Better then umbrel?  
 Whhhhats it's name 
 She's a chonker lol 
 That's looks fantastic compared to the cold right now 😆 
 Someone made a #nostr themed gimp mask 🤔
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 When are you selling these 😆  
 Lot of people are paying debts today a d bitcoin price pumping... sus 🤨  
 People have money apparently  
 I'm taking a walk on the wild side and trying dill pickle humas  
 Yoo hear me out. We start a pokemon stadium 2 tournament using red, blue, yellow, gold, silver, crystal roms. We just plan out a day like a Sunday when no one is working. We all have like 2 weeks to play the game, catch pokemon to prepare a team. No illegal movesets. Keep it fun and fair. I forget which n64 emulator but you can connect remotely with friends. It be sick to see which one on nostr is the Pokémon master. 😆. We could live stream it on nostr using zap.stream and have you as our host commentator. Have everyone put in like 1000 sats. Winner gets the stats pool. Plus we could all place bets against each other 😆.  
 Let me know if you would be down/if anyone else interested lol. I'll even stream it and set everything up. We will have a cornychat room so people can talk during the match. It will be dope 😆 i know my buddy who's not on nostr would be down.  
 Download your favorite rom and rally the troops 😆 i don't think I've beaten crystal so might go with that but yellow is goat lol 
 Why hasnt anyone started a live stream on zap.stream for #bitcoin pump party, we sh get a nostr:nprofile1qqsv83ejztakekydrtxp3a5yn3nqc34re9et7knkd3vn35rynlwuklqpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtctvlnzn or hive chat do a stream. Anyone interested in leading discussion, no will wanna listen to me rant/I have nothing interestininteresting to say😆. Im down to host and set everything up tho right now. Let me know. #Nostr needs to celcelebrate #bitcoin more 😆 
 https://video.nostr.build/6a44ceda15c06b089c805e0adc829eaf8d688f4b51e08dea4adfec6607b8836b.mp4
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 BBBBBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCOOOOOOIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!! 
 I’ve always liked the game of Clue. 
Who else? 
 Clue the movie is better lol 
 This cat is employed  
 fighting the urge to paint it all black 
 It's ok dude, we all had our emo/goth phase at one point. 
https://youtu.be/KDzt6yI3Dw8
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 lock in gents, we’re just getting started 
 👽 
 When is nostr:nprofile1qqsv73dxhgfk8tt76gf6q788zrfyz9dwwgwfk3aar6l5gk82a76v9fgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhszxthwden5te0wfjkccte9eekummjwsh8xmmrd9skctcppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0dutak6 getting a new UI? It's not normie friendly or intuitive in it's current state. I try to push for more use of the site but when normies see they go this looks confusing.  
 Pssshhh as if I could read 📚 😆 
 If Nostr wins, I expect any user to have at least 30 clients being actively used in a single phon... 
 Call for centralization? 😆
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 you just need to make sarcastic observations of every day life.   
 NIP-05PLES  
 Im super curious. What's your #nostr elevator pitch?  
 I don't use other social media other then Facebook for family 😆. I can't say I love  something I've never seen lol.  
 Well like imagine your out having a smoke with someone and they ask you. What are you doing? How do you purple them. What's a good 30 second explanation of what nostr is to a normie that doesn't understand jack shit about the internet lol. 
 When your stressed as hell. Take a step back and be thankful for the adventure so far. Everything will work it self out.  
 LOL WHAT. WHAT HAPPENED TO BUDGETS WILL BALANCE ITSELF 😂😂😂
https://youtu.be/tu2IXTNxLpU 
 Government doesn't care about anyone but themselves  
 https://youtu.be/sySlY1XKlhM
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 Crying not for me 😅 
 https://youtu.be/sySlY1XKlhM
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 This is the only song I can appreciate on this album and even then I struggle to say that. If you wanna hear Metallica worst album ever. Good luck listening. Take a walk on the wild side
....just make sure you bring a cane or a walker 🤣.
https://youtu.be/5Uq6rToeEto
#tunestr #music #metallica