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 I had a date with a girl whose a engineer. I finally feel dumb being around someone again 😅.  
 If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door 😉 
 Bro. That's the plot of every romantic comedy. Girl married, guy likes girl. She cheats and they live happy ever after. 😂. She's been dying to cheat on her husband to be with you.  
 nostr:npub1qc9umgwf5thc4hndzdwk6wze6vwuk09lk2dhh7xmgpyef5zctr4qkr9hga I’m in love with you. Don... 
 Careful, you might give "lyn" a boner 😆 
 "She" 😆 
 You can have all the mutilated penis and cancerous hormones all you want. I'm libertarian, I belive in self responsibility 😅. You do you. I'm a straght white male, according to society,  I'm not allowed to have feelings or opinions on anything 😂 
 I found out who he is. He is around 50. Dude, are you sure about your future career as a sugar da... 
 If anyone wants to be my #nostr daddy... 😆
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 Lol what?
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 If anyone cares to help a struggling pleb keep his lights on, it would be appreciated. Lost my jo... 
 If your looking for a job. Debt collection is always hiring and depending on the agency, might be able to work from home.  
 Keep your head up. Mind over matter.  
 I'm 80lbs away from mine 🥲 
 I'm trying. Weight gain just gives me bad gas 😅 
 im only 6 pounds away from my weight goal :) 
 I'm 80lbs away from mine 🥲 
 Butt sex as legal tender but no bitcoin as legal tender. https://image.nostr.build/7e614eb309ff33c39b4c116d69aa7ce5bae532ddc3b23450e2f876d29fa1f611.jpg
#meme
#memestr 
 Bitcoin is the new stable coin.  
 I want everyone to know that everything will be OK with whatever problem your going through. 

Last Thursday I was fired from my job. I just got hired to work for their competitor for more money. 

Today also had a very serious court case against where the crown wanted to lock me up for 30 fucking years was dropped as I didn't commit any crime with zero evidence other then a false testimony from a person they can't even locate.

So whatever your problem is, remember it's only temporary. Everything will work out in the end. 😁 
 Honestly, why am I scared? I’m big E from London. I fear no one. Except my mum. Sometimes. And ... 
 What do you consider tall enough 😏? 
 Zaps are dead it seems 
 Zaps dead or not enough good content to zap? 😅 
 That's what I get when I try to zap on amethyst  
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 What if all these random attacks on nostr recently were from shady governments trying to exploite/push programmers in advancing nostr to be more secure by discovering new code/protocol updates that could be one day used strategically in war or in a government spy mission.

Like if I was a spy working for a CIA, I would love to have a way to privately communicate and publicly broadcast certain messages all decentralized without anyones interference. Imagine a CIA nostr client 😆.  
 Recent direct message activity:

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 use 0xchat. more secure then damus and amethyst to dm 😅  
 I am the abuser. 
 Kinky 
 Well people are reflection of ones environment. If you think your abusive, it's probably because you were abused at one point. But being able to self reflect and being like what I did was wrong means you have morals. I don't know tho because I don't know the context 😅. Just self reflect and understand we are error correction creatures. You need to mess up a few times before getting it right.  
 I feel like a beast after working out today. I just wanna smash things and let all that testorone out 😆 
 Someone call the doctor, my election has lasted more then 3 hours! 
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 So I got fired today for making a complaint 😆. So I've been all excited this month because I was top agent in the department and trust I gave it 110%.  I was representing City Of Toronto Court Services and my target was $30,000 collected. I smashed threw that was close to $50,000 with only 2 days left in the month. I asked about my commission. Was told tho possible, it's mathematically impossible to earn commission in my department because I'd have to collect like $150,000 for like $600 commission check. In my interview I was told that my commission would always outweigh my salary which is why it was so low 😆. They told me sorry if I was mislead but it was all in the paperwork I signed allegedly. I got scammed. If someone from Partners In Credit calls you, don't pay your bill. Just remember in Canada they can't sue you have like 2 years and it falls off your credit after 7. If you have a lot of unpaid city of Toronto speed camera tickets and it cost more then $100. Just purchase new plates at the ministry and go on your marry way. It's cheaper then paying your debt plus those tickets don't get reported to credit report 🫡.  
 My gf name is lefty. She never talks back 😅 
 Latinas are fucking hot 😅. Still trying to find a el savadorian wife 😆  
 That's my goal in a couple months. I need friends tho to go with. I don't wanna go alone 😅 
 Yo soy Dora. Yo hablos español 😅. All I remember from duellingo.  
 Sounds like your right... (handed) 
 I had a man today on the calls tell me I don't know who he's messing with. He then proceeded to proudly tell me he declared bankruptcy 3 times. My response was "...and your proud of that and your what 60-70 years old?".
Dude went ape shit on the phones 😂 
 Nah this man broke broke 😆. Rich people don't cause a big deal over payment. Poor broke ass people will be over dramatic and after trying to argue whatever bill or unpaid fine they always ask for a payment arrangement of like $5 a month for a $200 bill and you gotta explain to them that isn't going to prevent their drivers license from being suspended 😆.  
 If we've met and you unfollowed me, I don't trust you. 
 sketch 😆   
 The darkness of this world can be pretty overwhelming sometimes.

Has anyone else felt the heavin... 
 God damn straight  
 LIFE DEPENDS ON DISAGREEABLE PEOPLE 
 Light can't exist without darkness  
 What is your biggest regret in life? 

#asknostr 
 Not doing more to keep you in Canada 😅.   
 testing out 0xchat ... #nostr still hasn't scratched it's fullest potential 😏  
 4am puking. I guess something went wrong with tuna pasta salad 🤮🤢. Send help or sats 💀 
 There is treasure to be desired and oil in the dwelling of the wise; But a foolish man spendeth it up. Proverbs 21:20 
 Can I get about 10 people on #nostr to just zap me $20
 https://video.nostr.build/3ab77e4a597a98134a90bc0720f64231319c046a9aedff68b629baaeb589b075.mp4
#meme #memestr #fiat #bitcoin 
 Why has no one come up with a telegram/what's app clone on #nostr?  
 Oh look, interoperability for the win.

#RUNDVM

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 Where is my feed of cats nostr:nprofile1qqsr7acdvhf6we9fch94qwhpy0nza36e3tgrtkpku25ppuu80f69kfqpr9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0d4hhxarj9ecxjmnt9uq3wamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwdehhxarj9e3xzmny9uq3zamnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3wwa5kuef03vj0dj? 
 When nostr pac man game 😆! 
 https://youtu.be/TKt_VlMn_aA

If you wanted to intergrate nostr in it, award badges to those who hit like 21,000,000 points 😆 
 The resistance is winning. 
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 Obligated Mandatory Saturday of the month 🫡 
 Are we human or are we dancers? 
 It's the only girl that consistently replies 😆  
 Not fair. A man in glasses is my Kryptonite. 


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 Damn lost again