Rick's Pupil #12. Your experiment failed. 

 I'M PISSED. Send my dad to war without a weapon and say I can't explore the terrain? Jesus fucking Christ. 

 You need me to understand? Please. 

 I can't explore the world? I have knuckles. 

 There's a lot of poop on my pussy. "It's a butthole" 

 Math, finance, chemistry, what the fuck do you want? My pussy? 

 He's a nomad? Not my choice. 

 "you want to visit Baghdad?"

No, I want to suck your dick. 

 I'll never see the grass plains of Afghanistan, because you're old fucking morons. 

 I still don't have Rick's Pupil #12, I can't be that smart. 

 How do I explain this. Jennifer Lawrence is perfect but I only want to see two pics. Monarchs aren't a thing. 

 Emma Watson naked? My imagination couldn't handle it. 

 "think about all the pedophiles we're trying to protect!"

Fucking why? 

 "that's not a legal term"

That's not a legal term, yet* 

 "if you can't fly how can you do math?" Touche 

 "you can fly?"

Let's not get retarded. 

 I smell my finger for microbes on most days. Embarrassing. 

 On the bright side, I won't remember? 

 "we have to look at your face for eternity?"

I'm sorry. Shits fucked. 

 You closed the door behind you? 

"Kind of, I added more doors and windows and it made the problem worse. My bad." 

 Trust me, saving reality has nothing to do about you. I kinda like this scam called life. 

 Discovering super intelligence > how do I get rich > how do I get super powers > how do I save reality. 

You would have followed the same path. 

 "how will we know you're just a big dumb dumb?"

Imagination. Have fun. 

 Someone encrypted reality. They are male and German. 

"This is the worst timeline!"

Tell me about it, I wish I was gay. 

 "you chemically castrated yourself but HOW?" 

 I'm keeping one secret to my grave and I promise it would make you cringe. It involves genital mutilation. 

 "who takes a joy ride to Lincoln Labs?"

Indeed 

 What was funnier, Bedford, Boston or Wichita?

Boston. 

 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_brat_(U.S._subculture) 

 "faith reason and justice"

No not like that! 

 "we're thinking about giving Larry Fink a raise."

Niggers please don't 

 75% on interest payments? I thought I was poor. 

 "how the hell did he date the homecoming queen?"

Fuck if I know 

 I just want to smoke weed and step in pig shit. I don't care about the alternative. 

 "we want a champion"

Really? 300 points in bowling is a guaranteed virgin. 

 I was told I'd have harry palms. Something isn't adding up. 

 "you can't act crazy and expect us to read between the lines."

Remove the accounting prong. 

 The children yearn for the mines is starting to sound like a vacation. 

 Next year the war against adlibs and pong commences. 

 Porn and TikTok. That's what Congress conquered this year. Amazing. 

 "you want a free lunch?"

No, I want you to stop lying. 

 Epstein, Trump, dimon, fink. I can't work for that. 

 "you could just work or own a company, problem solved."

I can't though. 

 "maybe we can win him over with some hookers and money"

Rick's Pupil #12 and bowling vouchers. 

 "you have a reality bomb? America..." 

 I promise the other nations aren't in the dark. 

 "but you're human"

That's what your hung up on? 

 You asked for me. This is on you. 

 I can make toilet wine. The future is bright. 

 I read books, throw me in prison. 

 Paranoid? Like understanding arthimatic? 

 I know exactly how expensive I am. 

 If you give me Rick's Pupil #12 and a couple bowling vouchers I won't come back until I run out. 

 "Shadow banned"

You mean I can store my nonsense for free? 

 If I sell one copy it will be a miracle. 

 "can you help us with China and Russia?"