Funny you mention that, hire some accountants at the Treasury and fire anyone that says 'economist'. Astronomy and astrology are two very different fields of study. 

 Accountants don't even understand the concept of currency basis. It's freaking weird. 

 "it's how we rob people"

Sounds illegal 

 "that's where the education system comes in" 

 Sounds complicated. 

 "it's not too bad when you learn to look over your shoulder"

I think you need a doctor. 

 Chapter two: don't fuck monkeys 

 "If God wanted us to not mate with bamboons, why are they so sexy?"