Accountants are easier to work with, unless you're corrupt.
"can you help us with China and Russia?"
Funny you mention that, hire some accountants at the Treasury and fire anyone that says 'economist'. Astronomy and astrology are two very different fields of study.
Accountants don't even understand the concept of currency basis. It's freaking weird.
"it's how we rob people" Sounds illegal
"that's where the education system comes in"
Sounds complicated.
"it's not too bad when you learn to look over your shoulder" I think you need a doctor.
Chapter two: don't fuck monkeys
"If God wanted us to not mate with bamboons, why are they so sexy?"
Someone tried to kill me in New York. I got out of there real fast.
"you haven't done anything illegal" That's your definition of math?
Epstein, super hackers, Epstein.
Btw banning bybit is a good idea, if you're a member of the death cult.
I work for my money, you wouldn't understand.
"where's the profit motive?" Indeed
If bullets don't work on me, try smiling.
Telepathy is a two way street. Maybe you shouldn't have ghosted me.
Your great grand children will figure it out. Be proud.
I can break your hands with my grip. But I won't.
"what about the mind reading?" Afraid I can't turn it off, no matter how much sand your helmet possesses.
I want to. But then again the outcome wouldn't change. The ball is in your court.
https://www.touchtunes.com/
"shit the music is making the frogs gay."
What I imagine for my country. Festivals. Lots of festivals.
Noise violations out the ass.
If you want to get rich, invest in ear plugs.
Or close Applebee's at 6pm. I don't know, I don't make the rules.
"if you go public your life is over" Meh, people have 24 hour memories, I'll be fine.
Just look for my initials on every license plate in Wichita.
"he was in our backyard? How? What? FUCK"
I learned chemistry in 6 months. Law was significantly easier.
My paralegal is a machine!
I learned at the same place as Stevenson.
"your accounting is flawless, want to go water skiing with me and my daughter?" Awe thanks Jack Bower.
He taught me how to query and interpret the tax code, or as I like to call it, the law.
When bets and gme discover the volcker amendment, you'll be praying.
Those pesky prongs https://www2.deloitte.com/us/en/pages/regulatory/articles/volcker-rule-final-amendments.html
You don't have to defang a whole profession, accountants aren't all vampires. Some of us are werewolves.
Volcker's ghost is haunting you.
This faux austerity you're peddling is expiring.
Maybe you should prosecute Larry Fink. Just spit balling.
If I was never born he'd still be a criminal, for what it's worth.
By all means, enable him.
https://image.nostr.build/558df828f2b33495a24d2baa763ba10c82fc5e7ca9d9b7fc4896e7be1cef121f.jpg
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telemetry
This won't totally backfire.... https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/aoc-deepfake-porn-bill-senate-1235067061/
You best start believing in ghost stories, Miss Turner...
Shit, I got a computer virus
Don't send a computer hackers dad to war without a weapon. Just to be safe.
"nothing embarrasses him?" Quite the opposite
I'm very embarrassed, for you.
"Jesus Christ save some pussy for the rest of us."
Your chance for jubilee is expired. You get Armageddon.
"how is money so easy?" Apparently there aren't any rules.
The volcker amendment was a really bad idea.
"why do we dream about you?" Maybe you're gay
"we don't understand" Your espionage days are over
"where does he keep his database?" On your system.
The slaves are revolting. "Who saw that coming?"
https://youtu.be/jZOywn1qArI?si=WJdZo_Sg2HDSbMoW
Like I've said before, the cartel would love to meet me.
Don't fuck with my money.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contagion
You're racking up a lot of damages.
"we can ban bybit" It's just so retarded, it might work.
"promise not to punish us for breaking the law." Deal. It's not my choice dumbasses.
My poop is usually brown. My toenails need to be clipped, sometimes.
I walk weird because I broke my back. What the fuck do you want to know?
She was just a prank bro. Oh, nuclear war is on the menu.
"we didn't fire the shot, it was the drugs gang we bank." In that case, shove a spike in my dick.
"you wouldn't understand why we shoot people." No fucking shit.
"we just want the computer program" I'm giving it to you for free. Stop shooting people.
I won't not kill the people that organized Chris's paralysis.
Did you paralyze Chris?
Your silence is deafening.
"can you tie your shoes?" Only on Thursdays.
I could author Gilead, or I could go FUCKING BOWLING
"are you in crisis?" No, child rape is normal.
"what if we rape children on the down low?" Shit, you have a point.
Can you teach us? "Probably not."
"Fuck! Language was supposed to be a secret!"
"we've been waiting for someone to tell us we're raping the future." Bet
"he can't possibly punch through our faces, right?"
"can you make me rich?" Here's a made up amount of money in dollars. "Thank you!"
The year of the dragon, in my pocket.
I don't want to remembered. Thanks for fucking up that plan.
"you can still die" Please
The next person that takes a life in Gaza loses.
We have no idea what to do. Do anything.
"we killed all the Jews" Better luck next time
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