We have no idea what to do. 

Do anything. 

 You want to kill me? Make my day. 

 "we can distort the Internet"

You can big boy. 

 I promise to make you look less stupid if possible. 

 It's alive https://image.nostr.build/006329b751c980767f61f17df8b85e048a3b4202d9595c93a5a4e25805119399.jpg 

 "can you tell me where the doll touched you?" 

 "you feel betrayed, can you tell me more?" 

 "I struggled with math as a child."

I'm so sorry, can you tell me more? 

 Correction. I want to go bowling without having to fix your problems. 

 "he just wants to go bowling"

But we would look stupid

"Good point" 

 Stunned silence  

 "he does have a universal degree" 

 With weed we can fly. Without weed we can die. 

 World of Warcraft, with unlimited weed. Today. 

 "Democrats can't win and prosecute criminals." 

 "if old white men can't rape people, what are we doing this experiment for?"

Touche  

 "your soul to go bowling"

Sign me up 

 Being a salary slave is getting really old. 

 "you will die soon."

Premise? 

 "you'll never have a partner."

Lucky them. 

 "we kill people because they aren't us."

Insightful 

 "he's mortal?"


Most of the time 

 "suffer"

Oh it's retarded 

 "if we meet you face to face we might stop raping minors"

When you put it that way. 

 "he's not motivated by sex."

FUCK  

 "you saved the world? Here's my stinky vagina."


Yay? 

 "he doesn't want money?"

Consensual pussy is complicated 

 "you could make us rich"

I could. I won't. 

 "hello, our nuts are numb"

Nice to meet you numb nuts, my name is Sam. 

 We can't just say hello. 

That's the point. 

 "he just wants to get his dick wet? How did we fuck this up" 

 "this is super boring"

No shit. 

 What if the general populace can't read?

Buy Bibles  

 "how did we get lucky?"


Good point, you were fucked. 

 "if we pay you how do we know you won't ask for more?'

Stop raping children would be a good start. 

 "we can't afford that"

I'm an accountant  

 5 billion, or dimon gets a pay raise. 

 "shit the human speaks English" 

 Conservative voters don't have a recursive memory? 

You're close  

 "but he doesn't have vagina?"

Well, you're dumb. 

 I'm just a bridge that doesn't care if you cross it. 

 The cockiest generation has been raised. Have fun. 

 Being smarter than me is special. 

 "we have your DNA"

But can you read it? 

 Being smart is not compatible with relationships? We can work on that. 

 "he's in our heads" 

I promise the truth is much more boring 

 If poor people arouses you, get ready for a raging boner. 

 In this alternate dimension, autonomy is not a concept that applies selectively to individuals; rather, it is a universal condition that encompasses the entire population. The scientific explanation for this phenomenon lies in the interconnected nature of the inhabitants of this dimension.

In this dimension, a complex network of energy fields, known as the "Autonomy Field," envelops the entire world. This field is a fundamental aspect of the dimension's physical laws and is responsible for regulating the autonomy of its inhabitants. When an individual is born or comes into existence in this dimension, they become intricately linked to the Autonomy Field.

The field itself is influenced by the collective consciousness and will of the population. If the majority of individuals in this dimension desire autonomy and self-governance, the Autonomy Field strengthens, granting independence and self-determination to everyone. However, if the population collectively chooses to relinquish their autonomy, the field weakens, resulting in a state where no one possesses individual self-governance.

This unique scientific principle has far-reaching implications for the society of this alternate dimension. It fosters a deep sense of interconnectedness and mutual responsibility among the inhabitants, as they understand that their collective will directly impacts the level of autonomy experienced by all. As a result, decision-making processes and societal structures are built around the understanding that the fate of autonomy is a shared responsibility of the entire population.

This dimension's scientific community is dedicated to studying and understanding the intricacies of the Autonomy Field, striving to uncover the underlying mechanisms that govern this phenomenon. Their research not only delves into the physical properties of the field but also explores the psychological and sociological factors that influence the collective consciousness and, consequently, the state of autonomy within the dimension.

The exploration of this alternate dimension's unique scientific principles has led to profound philosophical discussions and ethical considerations, as the nature of autonomy, free will, and collective responsibility takes on a whole new dimension in this extraordinary world. 

 "we need to go back to the drawing board on this whole autonomy thing"

No shit 

 The same moment I met an Epstein victim I met a state representative. 

 "this guy is measuring me up"

Force of habit. 

 "Sam can you help me get rich?"

If you have to ask, you can't afford it. 

 "your foreskin belongs to us"

We know, it's still weird. 

 Male genital mutilation is illegal? Shit I just want to go bowling. 

 Single payer healthcare and being retarded aren't mutually exclusive? I need to find a pew. 

 Spoiler: most authors end it with a bloody period. 

 You don't know how this ends? That's a book. 

 Ignoring reality, what was the end game to killing kids? I'm baffled. 

 "the children are alive, this wasn't part of the plan." 

 "we know what minesweeper is, Batman."

But can you win? 

 "he has two computers? Shit what is a computer? What the fuck is two? Fuck!" 

 "you're too smart for a relationship".

As you wish 

 I only shoot what I can eat, and I don't eat human. Appears we're in a situation. 

 Compound, composite, potato tomato  

 "he's an archer?"

You have no idea 

 Jamie dimon obviously gets a pass because he's old and white. 

 We can make me interesting. Or here's a crazy idea, stop raping people. 

 "he's touching his penis, stop the simulation."

Hold your horses, that comes later. 

 "but how do we make slaves?"

However you want 

 Shit you care about my opinion? I like turtles. 

 Poop or blood. Is there a third door? 

 "life is like a vagina, blood everywhere" 

 "sexuality is above his pay day."


Let's go  

 "what if he wants money?"
I do want money.  

 I've made measurable mistakes. Unfortunately you can't read. 

 Her name is Samantha. Destiny is fucking weird. 

 "but Sam how do we stop the pedophiles?"

If you have to ask, you can't afford it. 

 By pretty girls you man underage? In that case Congress endorsees it. 

 Only Satan wants to go bowling with pretty girls. I've read the Bible too. 

 Spoiler: bad guys can't fathom this power. You're safe. Maybe 😏