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 Good morning ☁️😀🧡🫂😉🎢 
 GM EnjoyTheRide 
 Thank you kind #nostriches who spent so much time with me tonight, helping me figure out the wallet sitch. I realize now what a low-boil stress the Alby situation was for me. I was using a tool (that was too advanced for my current knowledge) over the course of many months, which frustrated me, I couldn’t use properly, or explain my frustration. I didn’t want to bug the devs, with all they have on their plates. I didn’t want bail, either.  #Nostr is very dear to my heart ♡  #Sat丰isfied 
 OMG!!! I am already crazy about @Coinos 
Waaaay easier to figure out than Alby was (back then I couldn’t find my ass with both hands on #nostr), so it isn’t quite fair to Alby. Already, after only 20 minutes, I am one-tap zapping again on #Damus. I am in love ♡ 
 Finna to zap you 21 Sats 丰   with my new @Coinos account which I set as my local wallet. Would you LMK if it transmitted? 
 Coinos.io has -onchain, lightning, liquid, and ecash.
-NWC capable
-auto withdrawals at whatever ... 
 Just zapped you 21 Sats 丰 via my new @Coinos wallet. Would you LMK if it transmits? 
 Wut you talkin bout Willis?  Receive address?  Completely fogged. Finna go check out where that is in settings…BBL 
 You really helped me out, my brother, I figured it out.  If you hadn’t mentioned it, I wouldn’t get any zaps ‘cause my profile was still set on Alby NWC, and I would not have thought to change it. 
 It is so cool to have frens on The #nostr ♡ and IRL

Preesh the zaps ⚡️ 
 Yes. I was here for that shizzle. It used to be a silky breeze, one-tap zapping in #Damus, about a year ago, until the rotten fruit company got a bee in their bonnet about zaps. Also, Wallet of Satoshi got some bad press in America, forcing us to choose other wallets. It got weird. But if you loved #nostr, you put your head down and stuck it out. nostr:note1rr84kxasjhrzqa9w9nju5evmx4snhjx89uu90g0j40twgp6sfm3qk3p3fj 
 So, I just registered with Coinos. Went into my note file and now I cannot figure out where my Coinos account can be found on #nostr …halp! 
 I wish I had stuck with it, but then I wouldn’t have learned so much, or confused myself so much, with all these new wallets and whatnot. 
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 What a lot of bother. I wish I could zap you from here. I will go over to #Primal and do so toute suite. That was a lot. Thanks for your effort, and giving me some idea that it might be a larger delay, and not just my idjut level of understanding. 
 I just tried to zap you, too. No damn dice!  It shows in my ledger that I was receiving zaps as of 5 hours ago.  I have a measly 96 Sats 丰, and I was tryna zap you 21, and the ledger shows they were zapped out, but the wallet shows bad auth code error, meaning they were not. So, it may be a loss. Zapple.pay here I come. https://image.nostr.build/c37cb569d160375199e64689267b48a60eed405ff1743a1aa4ebe12125b1443f.jpg https://image.nostr.build/90fa6b702679c45b64e22612d552a8b4c2eb18e004a22d7d1072d87be3044ad0.jpg  nostr:note10x7nsf6xnle64jwmhglp4w9x7lttak4sydq9zxl2s02ac5w0znpqftkfpq 
 Checking out zapple.pay in a minute. I didn’t want to bug the devs with my nonsense, so I stuck this Alby sitch out until I got the news that they are sunsetting the free wallet on January 3. 
 It was prolly me tryna zap you 21 Sats 丰  from that effin Blue Wallet , the bleeping api error, if it was within the last 30 minutes… this is what it showed… https://image.nostr.build/4b1b400eeb330977e51278d4b9ce50afe200a97ca6833a5bc475036cb62a8402.jpg  nostr:note1dy55v2gn3av36sns9d90ech85zhzlfl6g2y9zcpwdcxjle07husqfsd02y 
 I am watching this now!

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 Great idea, but some may be squeamish about live-streaming with their mugs exposed.  I know several who skipped #Nostrville because they didn’t want to be doxed. 
 I deleted Alby tonight. I thought I had deleted it yesterday, but kept getting emails from them about receiving zaps. So I contacted them again, tried to send my Sats 丰 to my primal wallet (nothing doing), or zap them all the way out to some plebs, again nothing doing.  So I am on #Damus and use #Primal for zaps because #Damus zapping has been a nightmare since I connected to Alby about a year ago. I can receive them, but I can’t zap them out directly from #Damus. I have to (every zap) select wallet, then choose zap amount, then get bad auth error, then gnash me teeth, then go to Alby wallet, send Sats 丰 to Strike for safe-keeping, then go to that npub I want to zap in Primal’s native wallet and zap them from there.  I want to zap from both clients, but I guess zaps have to be received in only one of those client’s wallets.  WoS going south is why I connected to Alby in the first place. It was a mistake for me at my level of understanding at the time. Zaps have been a PITA ever since on Damus. 
 What is that? I deleted Alby. So do you mean log out of my Blue Wallet?  What restart?  I am on iOS mobile… 
 Thank you. That explains that, at least, Sats 丰 are not being “wasted” in a locked wallet that can’t be drained. Now I just have to ditch it, and investigate my way to Zapple Pay. Thanks so much for hearing me out and troubleshooting this with me. 
 Why/what is a NWC (Nostr Wallet Connect)?  Why is it necessary?  Primal doesn’t seem to need it.   It seems an unnecessary step, but it has to have value or Damus wouldn’t fool with it. 
 It’s FOSS!  That recommends it right away. I am still going to check out zapple.pay for comparison’s sake.  BBL 
 Dudes, y’all are helping me figure this out so much.  I would go Coin.os but it sounds complicated, and that’s why I left Alby. Going to give Zapple.pay a whirl.  I shall follow your progress with interest. See ya on the zap deck! 
 What if I just deleted my Alby account?  How do I change my lightning address to another wallet I have?  Just type it into my profile settings? Then, how do I change it on this screen, you showed in the note, which I have never seen before? nostr:note178yzydpwtjw7rvwemyg2yz9gc7f20jexmk42vtx98cg3gxygmfhqf0c05w 
 Yes, thank you. I can receive zaps but can’t zap back. Getting api error. 
 WTF is that? Zap script? 
 I absolutely love my #Primal native wallet. Instant ledger, one-tap zaps, easy UX, goodlooking.  But something happened where I cannot receive zaps into it, only zap out, or send Sats 丰 from another wallet to it. All zaps I receive go into this nightmare Blue Wallet that was attached to Alby, which I thought I deleted Alby yesterday, after sending all Sats 丰 to one of my other hot wallets.  Only to find I was still receiving zaps/emails re the blanking Alby thing (which is way above my pay grade).  Now it is deleted and I can’t zap out of the Blue Wallet, or send the few remaining Sats to any other wallet.   Feel for the noob who gets stuck and doesn’t have all the support that I am getting from y’all. 
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 I’m game!  I’ll talk to the boss and get back… 
 WTF are you saying?  No lunch?  Or no. Lunch?  Let’s meet at 12?  Completely fogged. 
 I haven’t heard from @EMoney in a minute. Hope he’s ok… 
 Thank you. And I got verified with/through a NIP-05 or whatever but I couldn’t/can’t remember what/where. Is that the yellow star in our profiles?  

Life happens on the farm. It is hard to recall (if you’re not a coder/dev/programmer) the labyrinthine procedures that make this protocol run smoothly, even when you love #nostr as much as I do. nostr:note1f6a89huzt6es6tks743lh8exr709e6hk84skq7rn4nqkgd0auvesq4vjyr 
 Thank you! 
 Strike via #Primal native wallet, and BlueWallet nostr:note1a5c9zr8gwheqvvzck3u6eqgux7dmcdaa9fhjzrdry06t3n4ar03sct3r7p 
 Not for zaps, and small transactions.  No one with the sense God gave a goat would hold many Sats 丰 in a hot wallet. 
 This makes sense. Until we run our own node, we can’t justify the expense of the new Alby Hub, and can scarcely keep up with beekeeping ATM, so running a node is still a future plan. nostr:note10x2xsfvtdayyflurnfywtezuc6wskzq9huyk63u8x4unqv36s4jq2ycc5w 
 Yes. Mother underwent a surgery where a surgical pad was left in the wound. She kept not healing and having pain until they found it several months later via x-ray or ultrasound. The removal surgery was quickly followed up with a bedside visit by the doctor to get her to sign a release from indemnity form.  I will never forget her face as she looked to me for an answer whether she should sign or not. I still wonder if I should have dissuaded her from signing. My thoughts were that we were not sewers/suers. Her surgeries never fixed what she had initially gone under for. I am not sure suing would have brought closure either though. 
 Good Accounts to follow For #crypto & #bitcoin News? 
 Welcome to #nostr 
 cotton, wool, linen, hemp. All other clothes are plastic crap and people wonder where the micro-p... 
 Bamboo too 
 Our lapis finial is glowing this morning after four days of straight rain. 
https://m.primal.net/MCzF.jpg
https://m.primal.net/MCzH.jpg 
 HOLY SHIT I HAVE A MASSIVE BREAKING NEWS ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE ON THE NEXY LINE OF THIS NOTE

gm 
 GM UTXO 
 GM, GA, GE, & GN #nostr  ♡ 
 I know more than a few bitcoin people that could easily retire.

Not a single one is considering ... 
 I agree that it is fatal to retire and do nothing but sip coffee and sit on the sofa.  To reduce one’s life work and embark upon new pursuits is my definition of “retirement”. 
 GN freaks 
 so far trump has assigned vivek+elon for gov efficiency, tulsi for intelligence, rfk for health. ... 
 He’s throwing bombs, so when everyone gets their knickers in a twist over the “impossible” choices, they can more easily step into the silky drawers that follow.  Classic troll move. 
 Um, did I drop into a Planet of the Apes simulation?

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 Deconstruction is always messy. Change is the one constant. 

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 I think his mouth is too big in this relationship. 
 I would add to my earlier snark that I hope his junk is as big as his mouth. 
 Spirited wench! 
 Just deleted my Alby account. I’m gonna need a minute… 
 Not particularly. I just wearied of going to Alby to send Sats 丰 to my Primal native wallet, or one of my other lightning wallets, and getting emails for every zap received on #nostr. Primal wallet has a much easier UX, a native ledger, and is not charging for their wallet, which Alby plans to do on January 3, 2025. Also, I never used it as it should be used, that whole NWC motif escaped my small cranium. Besides, I needed to scale back and simplify. I have 4 lightning wallets for crissakes. 
 Alby is will begin charging for their now-free wallet on January 3, 2025.  They will be rolling our explanations soon, or you can tag them @Alby and they will explain. It is a good company, great customer service. I just was not using the NWC fiunctions enough to justify keeping it. 
 GN Arvin 
 I deleted my account yesterday after draining my wallet/sending Sats 丰 to a functional wallet I already had.  There is an option to answer several questions about why I was leaving, which I did extensively, with candor and appreciation for all @Alby has done for the past year and a half. I got a very nice email back this morning.  Please reach out to @bumi  or @Moritz , they are lovely individuals who will respond and assist. 
 Some arrive at once. Some arrive at last.  You have arrived!

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 True. These clowns drink rocket fuel tho. They may even glow in the dark. 

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 Is Andrea's on nostr? I haven't seen any recent activity from him on twitter, maybe he got tired ... 
 Heard he took his coins and withdrew from the global stage nearly 10 tears ago. 
 My shirt that I am wearing RN has no less than two holes, is 15 years old, and a size too small. I spent Sunday mending 4 different items that I would have added to the rag bag before I discovered #bitcoin. 

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 Thank you for thinking of us; you are so kind and very professional. Our website is on my profile. Shipping/holiday deadlines get complicated with heavy honey, beeswax products, so we don’t have an online store on #nostr via, say BTC payserver, for those reasons. It works best for potential customers to DM me on #nostr, or contact the website before ordering (for availability/shipping restrictions) at www.kittrellsdaydream.com. 
 We are out of stock on several scents, as of this minute. It takes six weeks to cure, so a number of them will not be available in time for the holidays.  These farmers markets are sucking up the inventory! 
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 Don’t they eat bananas too?