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 Why does my dog like to wear my tshirts? 
 @This fuckin sucks, man. because it smells like you, probably. 
 @Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) >bro they’re testing emergency systems bro be scared bro

I get one of these every year, I know that it hasn’t been going since I was born, but I also cannot remember a year I didn’t get a test message for the fire service, if you know what I mean. Emergency systems need testing, I don’t get why boomers are so fucking retarded that they can’t work this out. 
 I don't like how many women and homosexuals are into moomins 
 @Anti-Miku Aktion Woodshop 🍁 Bro I have such bad news…

Tove Jansson was a gay woman. 
 @☃️:architect:elftummy🍟🏔️ It’s because they’re all trying to live in the same city. Same with groceries, except in the far north, they put the prices up not just because of backend shit, but because with scarce enough access and a large enough customer base, someone will have to buy it. 

The same is true in Australia & New Zealand. Melbourne house prices? Cool mil in the outer suburbs. Go slightly regional and the house prices almost immediately halve, go further regional and they’ll halve again. 

Just don’t live in one of 5 immense, sprawling, overpopulated cities. It is not hard. 
 This "kataGo" ai is kicking my ASS at Go
I can barely take a single piece ffs I'd be better off p... 
 @BunnygirlAbductor The harder you struggle against it the more effectively you’ll be able to make 54 year old chinese women melt the fuck down in impotent rage. 
 @mushroom soup They’re cheap because of the extensive list of obligations, restrictions and regulations governing just about every aspect of what you can do with them. You’re also required to hire extremely expensive artisans to repair any aspect of them, generally, because neither you nor any other builder has the skills necessary to conduct even moderate repair with specific mortar, stone cutting, so on.

They’re also quite damp and drafty. 
 How and why? We need to get to the bottom of this! :nicechan_smug: 
 @That Mushroom :nicechan_ncd: @cassidyclown The wombats poo is square because of the qualities of its’ bowels in the last fifth or so of the length. two walls are kept sort of flat, and then the other 2 are lax, in cross section it looks squareish. When water is removed from the poop, it solidifies and is then expelled and retains the shape. Their intestines are a bit like this in cross section.

https://maymays.breastmilk.club/media/2db008b28d3faadabe888c0d710da0048f38ec14ac0d4b5cc80ea33d7d739049.png 
 talk of wombats on my timeline - tempted to drop wombat factoids once again 
 nostr:npub15pm43qtctezlewygaayty76x9mk9f4c2crg8a0mz0mujmf5tthls27eyw8 
Aren't koalas the niggers ... 
 @This fuckin sucks, man. No creatures are niggers. niggery is a flaw unique to certain kinds of hominid. 
 >spend years building up a following as a mid azn e-girl
>blow it up in 5 tweets attacking whites... 
 @d who?