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 Highly unlikely 
 Fact. 
 And that folks is how monkey pox is spread 
 I'll die happy. 
 Did you just call me a nigger? 
 I am. 
 Nobody wears puka beads since like 2005 
 I rock them. 
 APOC, do Australians wear puka bead necklaces? 
 Playboy Canucks do... 
 How you doing homo?
Good to see you. 
 Yeah, that’s pretty harsh 
 Right on par. 
 How fucking drunk are you? 
 Sober.
That's the dangerous part. 
 I know.
I love your mom to. 
 I love licking the hole you came out off... 
 Big smelly one 
 I know.
I love your mom to. 
 You're a Cunt:ecksdee: 
 Ya. And? 
 YANNAH BIX NOOD WE WUZ :animu_dance2: 
 Oh. Ya. Where is that cunt now adays? 
 You can do it! ​ 
 You can shut the fuck up. 
 More fun in the bedroom innit 
 Fair point bud.
I still only have one dick tho... 
 "Toothless poors" 

lol you get em peach 
 She's legit the best.
And she has class. 
 Fuck off Matt. 
 I'll go get P. 
 Fight Crom 🤣 
 I can share.
I went to kindergarten... 
 All phoney righteous twats. 
 Marry me. 
 Graf.
You have my number.
Use it. 
 Aside from that.
You seem very nice. 
 And I hate you less.
Now than when we met. 
 nigger dont eyeroll emoji me people called in a bomb threat to a train i had departed 6 hours pri... 
 Oh. Didn't mean the eye roll like that.
It was humourous...
But ya sure give me a shout.
Let's do this. 
 not posting about it publically ill message you closer to the date 
 Ok.
But give me as much notice as possible.
Plus you are buying lunch and drinks. 
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 What day bro? 
 Keep trying bud. 
 You're a good honest Christian man. 
 OK. I will. 
I may go back for dinner and pay $14 only if she is there. She wasn't working at lun... 
 Keep trying bud. 
 Keep going back...
ALL the time. 
 She'll figure it when you buy 6 muffins each day. 
 She is working, not expecting to be hit on. 
 Keep going back...
ALL the time. 
 Had to resist telling deli worker at my university cafeteria she was cute and I wanted her number. 
 Should have done it.
Keep going back. 
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 No idea.
I'm not crew anymore.
That's long over. 
 The donald.win 
 That reminds me I need to hang some spooks in a tree. 
 Solid plan. 
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 If they look like that... Then yes 
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 Fuck off Matt. 
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 Aside from that.
You seem very nice. 
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 Fever.
Bro, make this cunt change her name. 
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 Fight? 
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 Redheads stink. 
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 Needs more whip 
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 Nice name Peachy....lol 
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 Holy fuck you need a dick punch. 
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 Solid advice. 
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 @pengiun not a bird = asshole 
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 Teach your mom to wipe there bum properly. 
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 Peach.
That means you are getting old... 
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 Grow some balls. 
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 Too many holes for me... 
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 No idea. 
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 Fuck that.
Fight it out chicks. 
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 Sit back and learn. 
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 Hey man. How ya been? 
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 What gender are you today? 
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 What am I missing?
I don't get this one. 
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 FYI.
Pussy does grow on trees... 
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 Well. Then I'll scream and throw a fit like a 15yr old.
So there's that. 
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 Patriots.win 
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 That or their brain is frozen... 
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 Don't care 
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 Gettr done.