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 Good morning 🥱

Had a dream I worked as a gargoyle at the Notre-Dame de Paris, but I looked hu... 
 Good morning 🫂☕️😂🤣 
 It’s the perfect recommendation for any PHP fanatic, can’t complain 🤣😭🤣😅💜🫂😂🥷🤔 
 Just renewed my nostr.build professional account for another 3 years. Thank you nostr:nprofile1qq... 
 Thank you for your support and trust! 🫂🫂🫂💜 
 GN, I think I should take a break before I break! 🤣😂💤
(Inspired by UNCLE ROCKSTAR 🫂)
https://i.nostr.build/XyyEkx644TM0lCEi.png 
 Who would want to hide their history? 
nostr:nevent1qqsx564ll4hschlagp7e4caxepwkv4wwcswkdv2pypr5m... 
 People who didn’t write their own history 🤔 
 GM! Me checking nostr just after waking up.😅☕️☕️☕️
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 Few more things to mention:
- If media was shared to Nostr using nostr.build, you can request deletion of the note or delete media and request deletion of all associated notes with it.
- See detailed status for media that require virus scanning (SVG, PDF, ZIP)
- See AI prompt for the AI generated images
- Update title and description 
- (soon) See detailed analytics of the media
- (soon) Enlarge the image
- (soon) Remove background, replace the object in the image, use image as a base for AI generated image, etc.) 
- Etc. 
 Btw, we do optimize the media after you upload it, so you can potentially skip that step. YMMV depending on your processing needs 🫡 
 Also, one thing that most of the hosts don’t do and we DO and require, is we strip all private metadata from the images, GPS coordinates, names, etc. 
 Based on my made-up categories, this is how I would split our most known apps. Also... Microapps ... 
 nostr.build is missing from the list. We do have an interface to post notes to share media (mini client) 😭😭😭 
 Hey  nostr:npub1nxy4qpqnld6kmpphjykvx2lqwvxmuxluddwjamm4nc29ds3elyzsm5avr7

You know when somethi... 
 Refresh and you’ll have even easier access to it now 🫡🫂 
 100 GIFs in one note, will this do the trick? Testing clients and relay limits. Ignore (if possible)🫡
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 Haters gonna hate, what can ya do? 😂
https://i.nostr.build/sEBFABYlmVKEKZcK.gif 
 😂😂😂🤣(you know who you are) https://i.nostr.build/LEjCA5OF9JN22UFC.gif  
 GM,

Did we find out who Satoshi was?

Was it Craig 😂  
 🤣😂🤣🫂🚀👀 
 PSA: New media properties experience just dropped into your nostr.build account. As usual, I hope you enjoy it and find useful. If you experience any issues, please reply in this thread. 🫡
https://v.nostr.build/AIgxzV1T6FPCChJV.mp4 
 #GM my Nostriches

If you're a listener of nostr:nprofile1qqsd90dkhlct3ltcwj3dwxnnqle4rxpcpfvqx87... 
 GM!🫂🚀☕️🚀☕️🚀 
 GM! What a beautiful sight! 🫂🚀☕️👀 
 GM! Have fun!🫂🚀☕️☕️☕️ 
 Satoshi is on nostr 🤯 

It’s like … an endorsement or something. 
 👀👀👀👀😂 
 that was some weird cat deleting pix fast shit just went down,  any see it. 
@fishcake , you play... 
 🥷😂 
 And just like that, a media host with search enters the chat. Well done.

nostr:nevent1qqsdqttqp5... 
 I would appreciate if people stopped putting words in my non-native English speaker mouth. Tone is subjective, period. Don’t read too much into what I said, it only means that I am working on a better backend that can actually scale, and then I can plug the search into it. Also, since I am looking for the most cost-effective solution at this time, if I did it today it would drive the costs up (bad back end, high maintenance implementation) . If something was not clear you could have just asked me instead of attacking me in a passive aggressive way. I do not do tones, I relay information and try to be transparent. If that is not appreciated, I’ll STFU and do what I do best. Thanks! 
 Well today’s the day I decided to get a subscription to nostr:npub1nxy4qpqnld6kmpphjykvx2lqwvxm... 
 Thank you! Hope you enjoy the experience! Let me know if you run into any issues! 🫂🫂🫂 
 #PSA 

nostr:npub1tnpfz60snm7ler8k8c69335n37we6690qttl88t556yzkjxhahjq3kkkpe now works on iOS18.0... 
 He problem was change in default CSP in safari that prevented AlpineJS from being able to parse the directives. I did fuckup the CSP for earlier versions of iOS but old version was fine as is 
 When will #Primal add all reactions to notes? At least let visible the ones coming from other cli... 
 お腹いっぱいになったから、ねるわ❗️🫂💤 
 ビールとチキンやっぱうまいわ!(๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵) 
 ビフステーキ🤣😂🫂 
 ビールかウイスキー?日曜日だし〜。迷うなぁ(@_@) 
 ヨシ!ビールで決まった!🫂🚀 
 晩ご飯の時間だ⏰ 
 美味しいもの😋😂🫂 
 美味そうです! 
 GM! Over! 😂🫡☕️📻 
 GM & PV nostr ✨

Coming home from a hectic journey in Japan I feel now how habits are tied to p... 
 GM! Glad you had a good trip 🫂☕️🫡🚀
See you next time you’ll decide to visit us! 
 Good job! Small annoying bug: when scrolling timeline, the media load/unload makes it jump. Can you try and maintain “box” size of the media when you unload it when it scrolls off the screen. Otherwise a solid release for sure. Also Universal =/= Universe 😂🫂🎉🔥 
 This new ai image generator is amazing 🤩 nostr.build keeps getting better🔥 well done 👏 n... 
 You forgot to post your referral link 🤣🤣🤣🫂 
 Love doing releases during this time, very low traffic and almost nobody sees it 😂🤣😂🚀🚀🚀 
 When pay many money? 😂😂😂
Soon, once I refactor the data plane 🫡 
 😂👁️👀👁️ 
 Hardly a selling point, most people don’t use 90% of features. I’d love to believe it, but reality is vastly different 😭😭😭 
 It will drive the costs significantly higher, and it will likely reflect in the account pricing. Infrastructure costs along (excluding maintenance and R&D, and implementation) will be on the 250K sats per month for search alone. So, as I said (so there are reasonable expectations) if/when I make data plane right and find an optimal way to index (media is not text), injest and maintain it, we’ll have it. 
 Ok, this now is live, plus much more. There are still some incomplete things but major functionality is in place. If you experience any issues or notice anything out of place, please reply here.
Quick recap:
- Flux [schnell] Creator and Advanced
- Stable Image Core (pay per use with credits) all accounts
- New credits system, every active and new account gets bonus points
- Personal referral link to give and earn credits (5% of extra credit bonus for referral and a new account based on the new account bonus)
- A bunch of updates to the core libraries and plumbing
- Many more improvements (and probably bugs)
- Etc. nostr:note146v5pf0hjdf9mquyx8whsxvkcsjz38cvgqxn2e52jdvv95tp05hq3e87rp 
 What the hell is going on with iOS 18 and the photo editor? I’ve posted a few pictures that I... 
 Can you please elaborate what issue you are experiencing exactly? Is it color shifting, resolution decrease and blockiness, something completely different? We do convert HEIC to JPEG upon upload and it may change the colorspace and bit depth when it’s doing it. HEIC generally has higher bit depth that will make photo look more realistic but JPEG can retain most of that in sRGB space but not strong highlights or deep shadows. If you have sample pictures (can upload to your account and share with me) that would help. So far I haven’t ran into issues with my iOS 18.1beta6 
 Fixed for PNGs now, had issues with pngquant being out of date and with no profile support (thanks Semi for spotting it) 
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 This cat gets to live I guess, since I failed to delete the note 😂 
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 The note is gone! 😂😂😂🫂 
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 @444f12ef you spoiled all the fun 😂😂😂