Dear #DogsOfMastodon , your collective wisdom please!

My wife will be having her hip replaced and trip hazards around our home are going to be a problem for a while.

Our dog is a big, BIG fan of lying in doorways and putting himself underfoot. Normally it’s not an issue but while my wife recovers it really, really could be.

Any tips for gently discouraging this behaviour? 

 Sitting in traffic this morning I discovered that you can sing “Bellend In A Tesla” to the tune of Girlfriend In A Coma, and I thought I should share this important breakthrough.