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 Is…is it serious? 
 Toddlers are very serious. Especially when it comes to things they like. Stay safe my fren 
 bruh tried using the force to choke me when he was an infant and is now obsessed with me teaching him hand-to-hand combat 

the signs were there 

it may be too late for me 🫡 
 it's the REST of your life fren/6 kid's & counting here - trustmebro 
 Sure looks that way 😂

Did you teach him that he was your apprentice? 1 master and 1 apprentice… 
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Sage advice this😂🫡

GM @node my fren🐸…u too @jpfrogmd  
 GM Stache 🐸

Are you familiar with the Siths rule of two?

Toddler Vader might not be familiar with it yet

https://media1.tenor.com/m/mSGeCP6Vq7AAAAAC/master-yoda-always-two-there-are.gif 
 Mad respect for ur knowledge of movie trivia, quick wit and effort in ensuring the next generation are properly trained utes/youths (name that movie🤓)🫡🐸 
 GPT says it’s from “we are the people we’ve been waiting for”. (I cheated for this one) 😂 
 My cousin Vinny 😉🐸 
 I’ll make sure to reprimand GPT for this 😂😂 
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