Oddbean new post about login | logout I just dropped a cup of juice in the store. Exploded on impact. Juice everywhere. Toddler Vader’s countenance suggested profound vexation that I allowed this to happen to his beverage. My first-grader looked me dead in the eye and said “Wow, Dad. You’re cooked.” Not sure what this even means, but it sounds serious and now I’m worried.
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Is…is it serious?
Toddlers are very serious. Especially when it comes to things they like. Stay safe my fren
bruh tried using the force to choke me when he was an infant and is now obsessed with me teaching him hand-to-hand combat the signs were there it may be too late for me 🫡
Sure looks that way 😂 Did you teach him that he was your apprentice? 1 master and 1 apprentice…
👆💯🎯 Sage advice this😂🫡 GM @node my fren🐸…u too @jpfrogmd
GM Stache 🐸 Are you familiar with the Siths rule of two? Toddler Vader might not be familiar with it yet https://media1.tenor.com/m/mSGeCP6Vq7AAAAAC/master-yoda-always-two-there-are.gif
Now that u remind🤔….yessss!!! https://m.primal.net/KyGX.jpg https://m.primal.net/LvnV.jpg
Mad respect for ur knowledge of movie trivia, quick wit and effort in ensuring the next generation are properly trained utes/youths (name that movie🤓)🫡🐸
GPT says it’s from “we are the people we’ve been waiting for”. (I cheated for this one) 😂
This is so funny hahah Your first grader is right on, your cooked old man 😝 https://media.tenor.com/iRSBOnjAb10AAAAC/muppets-muppet-show.gif
It means you're cooking breakfast when you get home. Bacon and eggs sounds like a fine choice. Grab some while at the store.
not very sigma of you sir -100,000 aura hope you have a skibidi day
holy shit he says shit like this too
hope he has nice rizz and finds a proper gyatt
he got his looks from his mother his rizz will probably be lazy no cap
And all the tiny acorns will cry harder When they have to answer why Cause they asked to be shown the way Let it be Kids are often brilliant teachers 👩🏫 https://image.nostr.build/b44024323c960858651b297f4725c4b72a4ae3ba29a3c8c4371948729c42b355.jpg
