At that fee rate, your net worth would also scale with the Bitcoin price implied by it though. So you may be willing to pay even more than four figures.

I'm just trying to point out the arbitraryness of what a reasonable fee is, divorced from pure mechanism.

It's also great to see your openess to L2's and soft forks in favor of solutions, beware the Toxic priests that excomunicae people who start looking for solutions outside of LN.
You even mentioning big blocks somewhere a few days ago has you on their list. 

 It would be also completely preposterous to argue for democratization through small blocks while having to pay four figures for a single transaction