This is why I stopped eating there 😂 

 *walks into the taco bell bathroom and it's one ply 

 This is why doordash exists I guess?  

 *Doordash note section reads: "In men's bathroom inside taco belly stall 2. 

 😂 

 And made of the same material they use as filler in the meat. 🤣 

 💯 😂 

 Just Googled it, the filler is oatmeal starch 😂 

 One ply is the starch dried in sheets. 

 Hold up @nobody according to a study, their meat also does contain emulsifiers that can contain wood, so yeah, same stuff as toilet paper 🧻 😂
https://image.nostr.build/337ea7ede5e4c66cb89a428f23040112966f799d6ed3e01635053827d2d479b2.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1080x877&blurhash=%235R%3AKO0K.8oc-%3BoJ-%3Bxu-%3A8%5E%25Mo%23M%7Cozaes%3AWCt7%25ht8RPxuoIR*RjaxWA%7EUslV%3FWDRkR*WXR*NGxtj%5D%251axt7bHWCoLoz%25gRjj%5BNGM%7BfkRjayWB_3M%7CNHofWVt6oeofRj&x=5bd41fb004fb74955b1d671a288e75e5dc13c941cad15bb308546250021f99ec 

 Trees are delicious 

 Lol eat some tree, then wipe with tree after 😂 

 Apparently they claim their beef is 88% beef, 12% other things, here are some for them: 
https://image.nostr.build/994758361969eb8065c1dba46fa442f423cf1b7f0e78a1c11d3ff4dce69b8727.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1080x809&blurhash=%232S%24ov00t7-%3B%7Eq_3%3Fb%3Fb-%3B00xu%25Mt7xuM%7BofRjWB9F-%3BxuD%25ayfQxuayay4n%25M-%3BRjt7j%5BayWBj%5Bxut7IUj%5BfQRjofWBayM%7BofxufQWBj%5Bayofj%5B-%3BayM%7BofM%7BRjfQj%5Bj%5B&x=beaaab6c812f2c14e86b534a6304bbcce4b52d8bd7b77785cab6699b9aff57f8 

 Then there's McDonald's who's beef is surprisingly 100% beef, but one burger can contain bits of up to like 400 cows  

 https://m.primal.net/Hacs.jpg  
pink goo meat 🤢 

 https://www.motherjones.com/food/2012/03/pink-slime-school-lunch/

https://www.motherjones.com/food/2012/04/pink-slime-vilsack-USDA-poultry/

https://www.motherjones.com/food/2012/04/things-are-grosser-pink-slime/ 

 Depends on liquidity and pressure. 
Can also use a bidet or just take a shower. 

 Mine had higher TP cost because my asshole closed and cut it slightly before it fully left it.  

 Sometimes I have to remind myself, deep breaths to get it all out to avoid this. Clenching too soon has disastrous results. 

 Anxious shitting is the worst 

 Do you guys wipe forward or back? 

 Back. Always back. 

 Ok. At least I'm doing that right.... 

 I wasn't even anxious, it was just so big I couldn't keep my sphincter open for the whole time 

 That sounds kinda rough, not gonna lie. 

 Been awhile since I've had a ripper