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 Sometimes I have to remind myself, deep breaths to get it all out to avoid this. Clenching too soon has disastrous results. 
 Anxious shitting is the worst 
 Do you guys wipe forward or back? 
 Back. Always back. 
 Ok. At least I'm doing that right.... 
 I wasn't even anxious, it was just so big I couldn't keep my sphincter open for the whole time 
 That sounds kinda rough, not gonna lie. 
 Been awhile since I've had a ripper