look, i don't like loud people, loud cars, or anything loud, when i hear loud, i am alarmed

dogs don't have a quiet setting, they are either chilling, or yelling 

 So there is a difference between breeds. Th boxer I live with is noiseless. He will give a low woof when someone is coming up the driveway but no barks. 

 

 exactly, and anyone who buys a chihuahua is a cunt 

 also, you probably walk it around and give it lots of luvs

badly behaved dogs are literally abused 

 I do. They are very spoiled 💜🧡