Oddbean new post about login | logout Your strategy is to marry Jack, but mine is to claim to be a shirt tail relative of Michael’s.
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Skittles was my old nickname 🤣🤣🤣
Why, Honey?
Because I hated them … so my friends teased me by calling me that. Icky taste 👅
I tried to imagine a sexy double entendres but came up with nothing.🥳
Taste my rainbow 🌈 As my juices flow over your face Ambrosia
Ok, you made me uncross my legs. 🥵
🤣🤣🤣. It’s a gift. 🎁 seriously. My friends always said it was a weird charm To make almost anything Sexual Give me anything and I’ll try. Come on … Let’s dance 🪩
I appreciate the gift, and can give in return. Like, when we’re dancing and you grind on my knee. 🫨
Dancing 💃 is the word we’re using … mmm 🤔 Kay Sure thing … 🤣
Yeah, that’s the ticket. Dancin’ and totally not at all 🦴in’
